ALIEN vs PREDATOR
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(Alien and Predator)
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I say! You just took my Bishop! Sir, you are a cad and a bounder!
First!
The Beauchamp–Sharp Tragedy was the murder of Kentucky legislator Solomon P. Sharp by Jereboam O. Beauchamp. As a young lawyer, Beauchamp had been an admirer of Sharp’s until the latter allegedly fathered an illegitimate child with a woman named Anna Cooke. Sharp denied paternity of the stillborn child. Later, Beauchamp began a relationship with Cooke, who agreed to marry him on the condition that he kill Sharp. Beauchamp and Cooke married in June 1824, and in the early morning of November 7, 1825, Beauchamp murdered Sharp at Sharp’s home in Frankfort, Kentucky. An investigation soon revealed Beauchamp as the murderer, and he was apprehended at his home in Glasgow, Kentucky, four days after the murder. He was tried, convicted, and hanged for his crime on July 7, 1826. He was the first person legally executed in the state of Kentucky. While the primary motive for Sharp’s murder was defending the honor of Anna Cooke, speculation raged that Sharp’s political opponents instigated the crime. Sharp was a leader of the New Court party during the Old Court – New Court controversy in Kentucky. At least one Old Court partisan alleged that Sharp denied paternity of Cooke’s son by claiming the child was a mulatto, the son of a family slave. Whether Sharp actually made such a claim has never been verified. New Court partisans insisted that the allegation was concocted to stir Beauchamp’s anger and provoke him to murder. The Beauchamp–Sharp Tragedy served as the inspiration for literary works, most notably Edgar Allan Poe’s unfinished Politian and Robert Penn Warren’s World Enough and Time.
YEEEHAWWWW, THAT’S A TEN FOUR GOOD BUDDY, AHM GUNNA GO GIT MAH GUN AN SHOOT ME SUM OH THEM PRAYREEE DAWGS, YESSIR!
I mean, that’s how you guys talk in America isn’t it?
*claps and wipes away a tear* Well said… *sniffles*
He forgot Y’all!
MUAHAHAHA!!!! I’m a freaking cowboy. See… A cow bit me once and so every night when the full moon rises I become a half man half cow beast who preys off the flesh of cows.
dude. that was so…i can’t even explain
you should milk yourself at full moon…
Ceefax FTW!
Ha Ha! I AM British!
It might be because I’m a Brit myself, but I don’t really find this very funny.
Or English even…
well said
*wipes away tears of laughter*
Not even close, never heard anyone say anything like that even a little bit.
I said that exact thing three times this morning.
Sort of … it’s more like this:
Me (snuggling up to a Zeiss spotting scope): “on scope”
The Wife (focusing 1000 yards downrange through her Leupold Mark 4 LR/T scope and getting her breathing just right) : “ready”
Me (calling out windage adjustment): “push left 1.5 minutes”
The Wife: (smoothly applying the proper dope): click click click click click click … “ready”
Me (pausing to account for a sudden gust of wind): “hold”
The Wife: breathes, otherwise silent/motionless
Me: “fire”
The Wife” pulls trigger – bang ……. ting!
Me (calling out the dead center splat that just appeared on the tiny target 3000 feet away): “hit”
The Wife: “of course”
Note the compete absence of YEEEHAWWWWs and/or slaughtered pdawgs.
Why that sounds like a healthy relationship.
Thank you for that, thank you. :’D
Far be it for me to object, sir, but one cannot in truth be both a cad and a bounder. To be one precludes the possibility of being the other. Videlicet: A cad is a gentleman and thus, by implication, should know better. A bounder, on the other hand is not a gentleman and therefore cannot be expected to maintain standards of behaviour appropriate to the station to which he falsely claims title.
Given that the player on the left is armoured and has adopted a seated position with legs close together, one may consider the possibility that he is a gentleman of sorts. His opponent, with his louche posture, exudes a somewhat uncivil air that suggests a certain turpitude.
Quite amusing , mate
First i believe is the norm?
ROFL!!
I think Alien Vs Predator may have been a decent film if it were made in England! Couldn’t have made it worse…
For god’s sake, no one in England is like that. It’s as stupid as me thinking that all Americans are fat, gun-toting rednecks.
so true, im obviously english too and i just want to get any random american and show them what britain is really like! >:(
they have the totally wrong idea.
Ha, there’s no need to be so upset, anyone with half a brain knows this is just silly stereotype, which was spread by many Englishmen themselves – at least that’s what I got from some british comedy shows.
Now that’s one stereotype I liked about England that’s been just ruinned: best sense of humour in the planet.
Exactly; I didn’t say specifically, but I’m British, and like a good stereotype as much as the next man (or woman) (well, as long as you get them right; it’s not all Scots who’re mean, just the ones from Edinburgh).
I’m right in the middle between Glasgow and Edinburgh and I can wholeheartedly say that you are both crazy.
The frozen wastes of Cumbernauld?
Town in Stirlingshire! I’m a bairn
And months later when I saw this, I understood it instantly.
No English people are civilized and respectable? Got it.
Stop it, you’re making the furriners think that Brits have no sense of humour.
By the way, the cups of tea are missing from this picture.
I am English and I am EXACTLY like that. Only without the exoskeleton.
i’m american and i know you guys don’t do stuff like that, you guys make pretty damn good movies
and you guys have the greatest bands
i like you
I like you too
although some of us do conform to that stereotype… a little
Oh, no, someone’s implying that British people are polite and intelligent! I must object!
See, that was my thought. At least the British stereotype isn’t some redneck dunderhead. It could be a lot worse! True stereotyping in general is not a good practice, but there are some that it wouldn’t be too bad to fit into.
Both fellows were aghast that the club was about to admit a woman as a member, and over a fine crystal decanter of brandy, ruminated how in the good old days, such a bold woman would have been made into a quick meal, and that would be that.
Fecking awesome archangel!
Some people on here needs to get there heads from out of their arses!
ROTFLMAO!!!!! This is too funny!!
Can we photoshop cowboy hats and Colonel Sanders suits onto them and do an “AvP – American Edition”?
can everyone please unbunch their panties and cool their jets? it’s just a joke, and yes it was funny. i’m an american, and i don’t perceive all english people to be snooty and uptight. stereotypes are meant to be made fun of. get over it!
Uh-huh, you go girlfriend!
British people don’t wear panties, they wear knickers.
Or undies. If you’re a lad.
nah, we call them pants usually (well, where i’m from anyway). which is why we laugh lots when you refer to your jeans, or your trousers as your ‘pants’
All right, all right, keep your pants on.
Getting offended by stereotype jokes = admitting you think the stereotype is true and/or you fit into it. I’m gay, and I laugh my arse off at every gay joke I’ve heard; because the gay people they make fun of are nothing like me or my fiancé.
The same reason I ROFL merrily at Family Guy’s portrayal of the British.
“oh my god! ….. it’s a gay bar!”
i lol’d at that too
congrats for you and your fiance! x
I DEMAND AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS DEBACLE!
Debacle’s a word…right?
lol!!!
but jews really are good with money 
btw, stereotypes are awesome when taken lightly. ppl, dont get hung up about it, its a joke
This 3D picture was made by a very good artist named: Benjamin Parry
Link to the picture : http://forums.cgsociety.org/showthread.php?f=121&t=743900
Thanks for the link.
This image is awesome!!
ROTFL
(As English as it’s possible to be in such a mongrel nation *g*)
Indeed!
Biscuit?
To be fair, every nation has their stereotypes. The British are toffs, the French are cowards, the Mexicans are lazy and the Americans are fat, ignorant, bigoted, loud, obnoxious, stupid, arrogant, Jesus freaks. Everyone just needs to chill out and laugh at their own stereotypes.
Qué dijo, señor???!
Peace, y’all
More like, ¿qué dijiste, pinche buey?
No need to afford honorifics if you’re playing from a stereotype.
It’s more of an English stereotype than British, the Welsh and Scottish have their own stereotypes. But then Americans seem to have difficulty with the whole England/Britain/UK/British Isles thing
I know! I do not EVER want to be called English. It’s not that I don’t like them (Plenty lovely English people around) it’s just that Scotland actually is a country, people…
Hexplanation for them abroad:
English – tea and biscuits
Scots – paint themselves blue, yell freeeedooooom, and wear skirts
Wellsh – sing, spellll everything with too many llllls. Sheep.
Oirish – speak loik taht, sing too, dance funny.
There y’are.
sounds about right lol
You forgot that the Wlsh (sic) have been experiencing a national shortage of vowels for the last 1_000 years or so!
I agree, and by the same token, i’m not Irish, i’m not Scottish, i’m not Welsh, i’m ENGLISH
now, where did i put my tray of tea and biccies?
Welsh: you forgot leeks, male choirs, and everybody being named “Taffy”.
As is Northern Ireland
No more than you seem to have difficulty understanding that not all Americans are cowboys or hillbillies. You forgot the New England stereotype, the West Virginia/Appalachian stereotype, the Midwest stereotype and of course the West Coast granola eater stereotype. There are many more, but we don’t want to overload you with details.
Now then, pour yourself a cup of tea, watch a bit of John Cleese and unclench that sphincter.
If come to the British Isles to visit, can I stay with all of you guys? I actually know the difference between Brit, Scot, Welsh and Irish and I’m aMurrikan. Can I huh, guys, please????
No, we didn’t forget them; it’s just that they’re not as funny.
I admit, I’m one of those. sorry. I wonder though, how many … uh… European individuals (is that ok? lol) Know all about the different stereotypes contained within the US?
To quote a truly great man, “when someone tells a joke about another group and they all laugh the world will be a better place”. If i can call on american steriotypes and im not flamed then this is perfectly fine to me. People these things are only offensive if malicious intent was put behind it. This is a well manored joke and i as an englishman tip my large tophat to you other brits who laugh with the other countries. Now whos up for some crumpets and a spot of cricket?
I’d rather a donut and a good old game of tetherball
right-oh old boy
yes, i do find the stereotype funny, and i laughed as much as the next person. Stereotypes are great when they’re made fun of in a fun way, and not a malicious way
And, just to knock stereotypes:-
Ebsoutely old boy.
Seriously, unlike most Scots, I do prefer cricket to Chavball, em football, em soccer.
Wow, that’s my current wallpaper!
(And, ironically, that image was a promotion for AVP-R’s first showing on TV in the UK)
Well, I DO say that was a daring move, Alien, my good fellow. Though you should have been watching your pieces more as I will now steal your queen and put you in check mate. Ah huh huh.
Yes, well then, care for some more tea and another round then Predator, my good boy?
Is it me, or would this make a better film than the original mess?
And probably fighting an uncontorlable attraction to each other too
Hang on, that picture is from Sky TV New Zealand! That caption should be “Alien vs Predator: NEW ZEALAND edition”.
Now, bring on the stereotypes about “hey, you have cable? I thought you only got electricity yesterday?”
Are you saying that the black pieces move first over there? Because that’s just wrong, sir.
And possibly more exciting than the existing movies…
lame brits
Chess is British? Confusion.
Derbyshire is the best part of the UK and the best part of the world.
If you’re not from here you’re racially inferior and face slavery when we inevitably take over the Earth. Soz.
Fancy a cuppa?
Uhhhh…Paul WS Anderson, the guy who directed and wrote the abomination that was Alien vs Predator is British…..so…..it was the British version?
No you don’t America; a film is only “British” if it was primarily funded in the UK, so it’s still your fault!
I would have called this “AvP, Princeton Edition”, or something along those lines.
Well done for stereotyping this british nation mate.
Why is everyone so upset? In my eyes this is a compliment to the British Nation. O_o
truetrue – where im from all we do is drink ‘zider’ and drive ‘tra’erz’ ahaa!
but honestly only place you’ll find anything like this is the palace itself.
i might even be wrong there!
funny also how americans think you know EVERYONE in england, the island isn’t the exact same size as it is on the map lawl.
and i agree about us thinking that every american is a fat, fast food craving redneck, i dont think that at all xD.
Nothin sayz lovin like kissin on a cousin
is chess a British stereotype now?
i thought that was china’s