QUICK HARRY STAB HIM IN THE HEART BEFORE HE BEGINS TO SPARKLE!!!!
(Daniel Radcliffe and Robert Pattinson)
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hurry harry
hurry hurry HURRY!!!!!
Don’t dawdle.
Don’t get sidetracked by Voldemort! HURRY!
QUICK!
HE’S WORSE THAN VOLDEMORT!
FINISH HIM!
Did Rob get hit by another Taxi here?
Nope. This was when they were in the graveyard, right after he was hit with the killing curse. So, stabbing him wouldn’t do anything seeing as how he’s already dead here.
Yes it would!It would make sure he didn’t become a pansy ass vampire!
Haha! Pansy!
Isn’t this actually when they’re back at Hogwarts? I’m not a nerd, I swear, I just recently watched this movie. And it looks like there’s the decorations in the background..
You’re right. It’s after he’s grabbed the portkey, he grabs the vampire and teleports back…
If you look in the background you can see the edge of the quidditch field so yeah.
Damn. You’re right. I didn’t really look at the background…
This doesn’t really concern your comment but awesome name!!
Well the comment is true…
XDD What a crazy coinkidink.
Ummmm… Its a joke about Twilight… duh.
…u hv no sense of humor.
Kill it!!!!!!
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!1!!one!!1!!!
Or a wooden stake, since that seems to be more effective anyway…
WIN! Love it!
Ha! Joke is on you b/c that’s not how you kill Twilight vampires.
joke is on you for knowing how to kill a twilight vampire
Joke isn’t on you since that was probably the best comment this page has seen in ages…
Haha, totally agree with this! Also, if you don’t kill them by stabbing them with a stake, they’re definatley not real vampires.
You could kill anyone with a wooden stake through the heart.
Agreed
no the joke is still on Meyer for writing that book
Touché!
isn’t that supposed to be two words?
What? “Touch me”?
no, touche` I thought it was spelled tou che`, but I’m probably wrong.
Yep, you’re wrong
I’m frend and it’s one word .. Touché!
okie pokie ^^
Touché my tushie.
If by “joke” you mean “gargantuan pile of cash”, then yeah, joke’s on her.
On Meyer? You mean the woman who has more $ and fans than she knows what to do with? Yeah… must really suck to be her…
Man I hate her and all things Twilight.
If you can even call them Vampires.
They seem to me more like creepers with a tube of glitter
No they’re fairies! They sparkle and jump high! Flying and sparkling and dazzling and oh so frickin ugly and boring and lame I cant stand it.
Don’t forget the fact that they’re too busy writing emo poetry to kill humans.
KILL ALL HUMANS! …wait…
Btw, I was so disgusted with the books I couldnt get very far. Why the hell does Edward want to kill himself and how does he try it? It sounds lame, and I want to make fun of a girl in my work, but I’ll vomit bloody mucus if I touch the book again
Alas, I have read all four books, and half of Midnight Stars, or whatever the hell it’s called. By the end, I still didn’t understand what all the excitement was about. Watched the movie as well. *facepalm*
HUH? He tries to kill himself with Midnight stars? He swallows his own glitter?
It was a particularly grotesque moment.
*sigh* the sheer amount of fail here amazes me. Go read a book, any book, and go buy a little respect and possibly a life. I feel bad about your ignorance.
I think ita actuall called Midnight Sun
I only know that cuz my best friend is like obsessed
So hows does he attempt suicide and why?
he attempts suicide by going to italy and stepping into the sun. then the volturi wud have to kill him. he tries becuz in new moon, the second book, bella went cliff diving so that she can hallucinate and hear his voice. alice sees it and tells rosalie and rosalie tells edward that bella is killing her self. edward said earlier that if bella dies, he wud have to die too. so he goes to italy.
plz dont judge me….. im a huge fan.
wow… so it was a whiny attempt, not genuine depression. should have expected as much from meyer. I’m not judging you, I think find it lame of Meyer to do the whole “oh my girlfriend is dead! I must die too! Nevermind the fact being so old I’ll have seen and dealt with mortals dying all the time, how can I live now?! WAAAH!” What a load of dribble
yaa, it is a bit pathetic. he lived 108 years without a girl, he can live another 108 without one.
Exactly. Thats one of the problems I found with the books. Meyer is so “OMG VAMPIRE!!!!11″ that she doesnt quite capture the fact Edward is old. I know he’s supposed to look 17 and act 17 but he isn’t. He’s seen both the World Wars go by, the Vietnam War, the Cold War, the Space Race, Prohibition, the extreme Depression in the 20s and 30s. He’s seen presidents come and go, one was shot, some retired, some were “crooks”. Technology has gone from steam to the iPod and yet Edward has very little maturity after 108 years. When you’ve seen that much happen its unlikely that killing yourself would even cross your mind if your girlfriend had died.
it’s not a whiny attempt. it is soo romantic. and its jacob’s fault. i have read all four books four times and plan to read them even more. ive read whats posted of midnight sun. and if ANY of you have read Dracula, then you would know even he glistens (i don’t have the book since i checked it out, so i don’t know stoker’s exact words…). although twilight saga was a GREAT romance, i must say pride and prejudice was better(p&p movie(2005) was better than twi movie but twi book was better than p&p book)
All I can say is that you FAIL AT LIFE for even comparing Pride and Prejudice to Twilight. Not only does Pride and Prejudice have a higher Lexile reading score (1100, a 9th grade reading level, compared to Twilight’s 720, a 4th grade reading level) it has better character and plot development.
i don’t speak Lexile, and that has nothing to do with this. I’m saying pride and prejudice was a much better romance than twilight. and the only reason i say that the twilight book is better than the pride and prejudice book is b/c i wasn’t as captured by P&P. i got to where lydia runs away with Mr. Wickham but then i had to put it down. I do however speak AR and P&P has a 12.0 reading level (senior in highschool) vs. twilight’s meager 4.9 (fourth grade, nine months).
lmao “i don’t speak Lexile”
Perhaps you weren’t as captured by Pride and Prejudice because you aren’t literate enough?
i don’t speak lexile was a figure of speech. and incase you havent noticed, this is the internet. literacy is not a common practice.
I swear you must be a mindless fangirl if you bothered learning how to kill a Twilight vampire.
not really, I know how they’re supposed to be killed, and I’m not a mindless fan girl, or a fan girl at all for that matter.
You are a mindless girl then?
Nope. I am a girl, but not mindless. I read it in sixth grade, and now I know the meaning of “Mary Sue.”
nobody cares about those pansy vampires. they suck anyways(((pardon the pun))) they can die how i want them to die. fire is cool to kill them with… but what about LIGHTNING?!?!?!?!? MWAHAHAHAHAHA*cough hack wheeze die*HAHAHSAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
i know how to kill them, but i would never. TEAM EDWARD!!!! *waits for all the angry replies.* you kill them by ripping them to pieces and burning them *at the same time-ish*
Other wise their body parts turn to maggots and worms and crawl away… >D
Oh, did you just imagine that? I’m very sorry. That’s how vampire are originally portrayed. I have a book about REAL vampire mythology. It’s fascinating. In China, they were often moldy coloured..Imagine kissing that.
ROTFLMAO! Excellent!
In before the “not another Twilight lol OMG” whining!
most of the whining is about unoriginal lol’s that aren’t funny. This one is great so maybe nobody will complain.
They probably will though
I enjoy twilight, and thought this was freaking hilarious. However most of the twilight lols are pretty bad.
True.
the only complaining about that is on all the lolz saying “RAWR!!! VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE SO THIS BOOK SUCKS!!!!! RAWR!!” /those/ are annoying. This one was good though. And the reason is simple: t’s original, and also instead of just complaining about sparkling, it’s pleading Harry potter to stop Robert Pattinson to pollute the world with his ugly face and bad acting via the movie Twilight.
Wow. The two most worthless movies/books brought to you in one caption. yay…
Agreed.
Fail.
Twilight is worthless, but only the HP movies were bad.
No, it’s not worthless for those of us who burned them to heat our homes this winter.
Heresy! Even bad/worthless books shouldn’t be burnt! Ever!
Poor wee Cedders. I cried at the end of that film, but not during this scene, oddly enough. Not a great film. Hmm, who directed it again? Give me Cuarón anyday.
Unless their owner is freezing to death! Ever seen “The Day After Tomorrow”.
I think the point of Cedric Diggory in the book is that he’s a genuinely nice guy so Harry feels bad for hating him (because Diggory is dating the girl Harry likes) – ergo extra survivor’s guilt when he is killed. He didn’t really come across that way in the movie.
The HP movies are good, even if they’re not super faithful to the books, because they let you see what previously was in your imagination. And I like seeing the way other people imagine things.
i don’t think that wand is sharp enough!!!
what harry potter movie is that
Goblet of Fire
but maybe he could conjure some holy water
maybe……………………………………..
Win! Down with sparkly zombies! Burn them!
personally, i’d use a mache` but burning is a win too.
Cedric Diggory’s not a vampire … *doesn’t get it*
But he was played by Robert Pattinson, who, as many here with attest to, plays Edward in the Twilight movies.
Clearly, you haven’t been lurking ROFLrazzi enough… or you have missed the entire Twilight craze. If so, please tell us how you did it.
Short explanation: Teenage girls are going crazy about Twilight, which is a book (and now also film) series about vampires who sparkle in sunlight. The male protagonist, Edward Cullen, is played by Robert Pattinson, who also played Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter 4.
Oh, I get it. I’ve read Twilight (and thoroughly despised it), but I haven’t seen the movie.
Save a tree – don’t read Twilight!
you can avoid reading twilight, but technically you’re not saving a tree, since it was already printed, you’re actually wasting them
She’s right. Burn them instead!
Voldemort killed him and then turned him into a vampire who haunts a film called “Twilight” which is based on books about sparkly vampires (apparently, haven’t read them).
Eww. See how pale he is? Right about now is when the ugly started kicking in.
ugly and death, to be correct. I liked him so much better in the Goblet of Fire. he was kinda likable, where in Twilight, I wanted to stab him.
If only Harry had acted quickly enough!
Maybe this is when he stopped showering…
interesting…
At least Rob didn’t talk like Forest Gump in this movie.
FATALITY!!!!
Voldemort (Ralph Fiennes) is 500x hotter than Edward Cullen (Robert Patmyson)
XD Personally, I think Joe Walker was the hottest Voldie.
I utterly agree with you! “We’re gonna get you laid tonight!”
siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh
Kill it with fire!!!!!!!!
u really suck.Twilight rocks.That’s an insult to Twilight fans everywhere!
Your point? It blows and sucks simultaneously, and not in the good way
im with caitlin….. dont judge.
I’m with Claire. Consider yourself judged.
P.S. Proper grammar is your friend.
and your friend is the dust bunny in your mother’s basement.
Yes. He is four inches tall. He is made entirely of dead skin and dust. He has no brain. And he is still more intelligent than you.
heheheheheh dust bunny friends! I find that reply even more funny than i find this lol!! Nice work!
not an insult! dear god child, we’re trying to save you
This was the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I read twilight a long time ago, and that whole sparkling bit was the only thing I didn’t really understand. Why? Just make them explode already.
FINALLY! An anti-Twilight caption that is funny!
I thought the only way to kill the vampire was to rip him apart and the burn the pieces. Harry, What are you waiting for????
If it’s any consolation, Mr. Pat only did Twilight so he could score with Kristen Stewart. Then during production he read the book and called it crap.
He’s still a pretty crummy actor, but he gained a few points as a person as far as I’m concerned.
This comment really made my day.
is this true?! Is there a quote somewhere or article or some proof of this? Because that would be pretty spectacular…
yeah it is true he only really went for the audition to meet kirsten, he hadnt read the books before doing the reading
Quick, Harry! Stop him before he betrays his franchise! Stop him before he creates a long-standing animosity! Stop him before he steals your fans!
Hurry! He’s worse than Voldy!
Wait… losing those HP fans to the twilight fandom is a good thing. The HP fandom is probably better off without them lol XD. Good riddance
Those who are faithless will be Avada Kedavra’d on the spot.
what if i’m obssessed with both? i can’t get over HP or Twilight, though if you ask me again in a year i’ll probably be over twilight, but not HP
PERFECT!!! Hurry Harry do it!!!
-_- I think I’m throwing this idiot’s ass to yelling bird.
This is just simply amazing.
Come on Harry, do it!!!
I LOLed ^_^ WIN!
at least this stab at twilight was somewhat original rather than the repeats of “real vampires dont sparkles im some vampire character that only a small select few have heard about but somehow are better than one of the most popular characters in a vampire series currently” :: eyes roll::
totally agree
Stab him Harry! Noooow!
It doesn’t work that way and YOU KNOW IT
i love twilight and harry potter but this is awesome. but when i watched goblet of fire, i was mad @ my friend for saying the scene was gay and i was mad at this pic for making fun of it. after i collected my senses and stopped bawlling my eyes out i was only mad at my friend. i cried again when they should his dead, tortured face in order of pheinox, but i think that was cos i was already emotional and teary from black dying.
Did you forget to take your medication today?
how did u know?
Personal experience.
its nice to know there are others
Stab him with what?
Just use your pansy magic to send him to Scottsdale.
QUICK KILL HIM BEFORE HE SPARKLES
QUICK KILL HIM BEFORE THEY CAN MAKE THE DAMN MOVIE!!
*awaits death by angry fat emo fangirls*
To Mister OMG etc., I have but onw word. Tasteless. Very tasteless. I could get more taste from a rock. Shame on you and your fellows. Twighlighters would just like to be left to their fandom. I don’t see any flaming you, apart from myself. Yes, it is very humorous, and no, I do not like the sheer amount of hate. At least I am more mature about this whole situation at 12 then you are at twenty something. I hope we learn, haters worldwide, of all things, not just Twilight. I said my peice.
I love how you’re ATTEMPTING to sound mature and literate, attempting being the key word.
Plz Harry! For all that is supernatural!
ur all a bunch of haters
Harry sucks. Edward rules !
a gruesome moment in hollywood history…
lol. i have to agree with some of the things i have read…which is a lot bc i spent about 20 mins reading most of these replies bc im trying to kill time and i basically have no life (oh well…) it is my belief that robert is indeed cedric diggory….i have read all the twilight books which were okay…the characters, however, were too static for my taste…the movies were horrible but i do have to appreciate the cg effects for the wolves…rob is not edward cullen…he never will be. for one, you could get more emotion outta that beat up truck that bella drives and two…vampires just dont sparkle. although, i do have to commend meyer on her originality. as for romance…all there is is a bunch of whining…not much of a romance…i could write a better one (and im attempting it too) most likely by allowing my characters to have some sort if intellect and to not be soo static…seriously. all her characters dont really grow…they basically stay the same…and i realize im ranting but it just feels soo good to finally get all of this off my chest…and i happen to be a HUGE fangirl of HP, which are way better than twilight. even a 50 yr old black and white movie would be better than twilight…no offense, but the vampire look like they were dipped in glue and then rolled around in some glitter…although i do have faves such as alice, jasper and emmette (spelling? oh well…) i have no qualms with them bc at least they put character and emotion into their roles. i am done ranting now…try not to me too badly…
Gotta say, I agree. I’ve read all 4 books, just to be able to say that they aren’t more than average (aside from all those who just comment, only knowing what they’ve heard other haters say)
The books are average, much better if less static, as said (and less glittery, imo, I’m not a huge fan of the “glittery vampire” thing)
The movies are pretty screwed
HP books are pretty good family books
HP films.. well.. pretty screwed as well, since they only catch 1/5 of what happens in the books.
And yes, I was laughing my ass off after watching this photo! Damn great humor! x)