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Dexter Morgan is a fictional character in a series of novels by Jeff Lindsay, including Darkly Dreaming Dexter (2004), Dearly Devoted Dexter (2005), Dexter in the Dark (2007) and Dexter by Design (2009).
In 2006, the first novel was adapted into the Showtime TV series Dexter. In the TV series, Dexter is played by Michael C. Hall.
Dexter is a forensic blood spatter analyst for the Miami-Metro Police Department, but in his own time Dexter is a serial killer.[1][2] He was taught by his adoptive father, Harry, to only kill other killers who have escaped the traditional legal system, or were never suspected in the first place. [3]
Dexter’s backstory is established in the first novel. He begins killing neighborhood pets as a child. His adoptive father, Harry, finds the animals’ remains and recognizes that young Dexter is a sociopath with an innate need to kill.[4] Harry decides to train Dexter to channel his violent urges in a positive direction: he teaches his son to be a cautious, meticulous, and efficient killer and shows him how to leave no clues. This keeps him from becoming a suspect in his murders. Harry also teaches Dexter to live a public life that discourages suspicion, faking emotions and reactions that are expected of him, but which he never actually experiences. Most importantly, Harry gives the boy a system of ethical principles that Dexter comes to call “the Code of Harry.” The central tenets of that code are to only kill people who are, themselves, killers and to never get caught.
Dexter claims his first victim at age 19. Harry, who is dying of coronary artery disease in a hospital, gives Dexter “permission” to kill one of the nurses, who was murdering patients with overdoses of morphine. [5]
Also featured in the series are Dexter’s adoptive sister, Deborah, a police officer; Rita, his girlfriend and later wife; and Rita’s two young children, Astor and Cody.[4]
The first novel and first season of the television show are concerned with Dexter’s discovery of his repressed past: When Dexter was three years old, he and his older brother Brian witnessed the violent murder of their mother by drug dealers and were left in a shipping container with her dismembered body in two inches of her blood, leaving both boys emotionally numb and prone to violence. Harry Morgan took Dexter from the scene and adopted him. Brian, meanwhile, is put in a mental institution for disturbed children, and grows up to be a serial killer. Years later, he leaves clues for Dexter as a form of “friendly competition” between them. When Dexter finally deduces the killer’s identity, he allows Brian to escape. (In the TV series, Dexter reluctantly kills him when Brian makes it clear that he will not rest until he has killed Deborah, whom he views as a rival for Dexter’s affection.[6])
In the TV series, during a fight with his nemesis, Sgt. James Doakes, Dexter demonstrates considerable skill in hand to hand combat[6]. Subsequently, Doakes learns that Dexter trained in jujitsu in college. He also learns that Dexter was the best student of his class in medical school, but gave up a medical career in order to become a forensic scientist.[7]
Dexter Morgan is driven to kill to satisfy an inner voice he calls “the Dark Passenger.” When that voice can no longer be ignored, he “lets the Dark Passenger do the driving.” When talking about his “work” in the TV series he explains the code as, “My intention was never to save lives, but save lives I did.”[citation needed]
In Dexter in the Dark, the third novel of the series, it is revealed through third person narrative of an entity referred to as “IT” that the Dark Passenger is an independent agent inhabiting Dexter, rather than a deviant psychological construction. “IT” is forced to leave Dexter for a short time triggered at a murder scene later Dexter realizes it was related to Moloch, a Middle Eastern deity worshipped in Biblical times. The Dark Passenger is one of molochs many offspring: IT had many children (formed through human sacrifice), and IT learned to share moloch knowledge with them. Eventually, there were too many, and moloch killed the majority, some of whom escaped into the world. In the novel, Dexter learns of the Dark Passenger’s true nature when it briefly “leaves” him, frightening him into researching possible reasons for its existence.
Dexter considers himself emotionally divorced from the rest of humanity; in his narration, he often refers to “humans” as if he is not one of them. Dexter makes frequent references to an internal feeling of emptiness, and says he kills to feel alive. Dexter claims to have no feelings or conscience and that all of his emotional responses are part of a well-rehearsed act to conceal who — or what — he really is. He has no interest in romance or sex; he considers his relationship with Rita to be part of his “disguise”.
There are holes in Dexter’s emotional armor, however. He has reacted with violent rage when Rita was disparaged, he acknowledges loyalty to family, particularly his late adoptive father: “If I were capable of love, how I would have loved Harry.” Since Harry’s death, Dexter’s only family is his sister, Debra, Harry’s biological daughter. At the end of the first novel, Dexter admits that he cannot hurt Debra or allow Brian to harm her because he is “fond of her”. In the final episode of the TV show’s second season, he finally admits that he needs the people in his life.[8]
Dexter likes children, finding them to be much more interesting than their parents. The flip side of this affection is that Dexter is particularly wrathful when his victims prey on children. In Dearly Devoted Dexter, Dexter realizes that Rita’s son Cody is showing the same signs of sociopathy as Dexter himself did at that age, and looks forward to providing him with “guidance” similar to that which Harry provided him; in his way, he sees Cody as his own son. This also gives him a reason to continue his relationship with Rita; as of Dearly Devoted Dexter, he is engaged to her because of a misunderstanding (Rita finds a ring in Dexter’s pocket that actually came from a severed finger). The beginning of the third book reveals that Cody is not the only one with violent impulses, as both children pressure Dexter to “teach” them. Dexter has come to accept his role as stepfather to both children very seriously in Dexter in the Dark, albeit in his typical fashion. For example, while on a stakeout, he begins to wonder if Cody had brushed his teeth before bed and if Astor had set out her Easter dress for photo-day at her school. These thoughts distract him from hunting an intended victim, which thoroughly annoys him. In the TV series, Dexter also takes a detour in his code of only killing murderers in order to dispose of a pedophile who is stalking Astor.
Interesting. I had no idea that Dexter was a book first. Absolutely love this show btw.
Too Long Didn’t Reed
Second.
lulz.
I lol’d
i poo’d
Somewhere, someone looking at this lol, is remembering a time when, thanks to tequila, they DID wake up in a trunk.
oh my god, that’s Michael WEATHERLY of NCIS you idiots!
i hope youre kidding. srsly dude. this is Michael C. Hall of Dexter. which is basically the best tv show this planet has seen
That is from the first season of Dexter! I just started watching it on Net flix. My one hour of adult entertainment because the rest of my day is spent watching cartoons with my 19 month old. This is one of THE best shows I’ve seen in a long time.
seconded. Dexter is the best.
Dude, uhhmm…NO! Michael C. Hall.
FAIL
I watch both shows; this is definitely Dexter.
Wow, you are a moron.
GAAH Finally some Dexter love!!
it wasn’t just tequila, but sure enough, there was that one weekend that ended up somehow adding up to twelve days that saw me starting out on a friday night in Phoenix, includes vague flashes of Los Angeles, San Francisco and Las Vegas and ended with me waking up on a friend’s couch fifty miles across town in the far, northeast end of Scottsdale on a Wednesday afternoon with only my pants and shoes to show for it.
Haha, I love that look on Dexter’s face—it absolutely reeks of “Not again…”
“and kill some interesting people”….
so true
How dare you compare Deter to NCIS! ::GRRR GROWL RAWR::.
Calling people idiots…irony much?
Dexter rather haha. Sigh.
funny caption.
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