Rated AA By readers of Braille
(Megan Fox)
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OMG HILARIOUS.
Megan Fox is ruining my relationship! One day, he was watching “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” and then he says Megan Fox is the hottest girl in the world and i was PISSED. . . I mean how would you feel if you were going out with somebody that you loved and then they say that someone else is hotter then you huh?
Well maybe if you were hotter you wouldn’t feel so insecure….or mebbe it was just an offhand comment and since your boyfriend is NEVER going to hook up with her you shouldn’t decide to be so offended.
have to agree with Rexkwondo, to bad there is a 6 month gap between the coment and his reply tho
Well, find a hot celebrity and tell your boyfriend that the celebrity is the hottest thing on Earth. that’s what I did to my boyfriend, and then he shut up about it.
Welcome to reality sweetheart
fake
Yes she is. More plastic and non biological parts than the robots in the movie she was in. Oh, you mean the picture…
WIN
She’s more machine now, than man; twisted and evil.
That is such a photoshoop. You can see the difference in skin colour. Plus the head doesn’t fit the body.
actually, I think the difference in skin color is from the 50 pounds of makeup she’s wearing… and it’s totally the wrong shade too. ;P
Makeup does that during camera flashes.
Amen
Except Fox did wear that dress and didn’t wear a brasierre; that was the day she was quoted criticizing Michael Bay’s filmmaking ability because she’s a pathetic moron.
You don’t think she might have been criticizing Michael Bay for his ability to take an interesting film idea and turn it into a noisy mess of fast cuts, wobble-cam and explosions?
Actually it’s not fake, note the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm
brando is retarded, makeup/lighting and shading, u clearly havent seen many pixels in your day.
no that is Megan because one of her tattoos is a picture of Marilyn Monroe and hello look at her arm and i once saw a picture of her in this exact dress so yeah that IS Megan Fox
It’s not a photoshop, it’s from one of her red carpet photoops. She just looks that fake. People a simple google will lead you to the pictures. Her nips really were sticking out.
Fail
Here, lemme fix that for you…
WIN
if these poke out do i have talent?
ikr!
lol some people can’t even get the joke
as me: Whats “Braille”?
Writing for the blind.
You read it by sensing the pattern of dots with your fingertips.
Thus, this image is Win.
Especially since the Braille code for the letter “A” is in fact a single nub. I just *had* to look that up…
Isn’t it wonderful when highbrow and lowbrow humor comes together in unholy harmony?
Oh… I thought it was a comment on the smallness of her pillows. AA cup size and all. The “single dot is an A” explanation is much better.
If you’ve seen her in any picture that’s not this, you’d know that her boobs really aren’t very small at all. Most definitely nowhere near an AA (which means they’re basically nonexistent.) I’d guess she’s maybe a C?
I doubt she’s a C…B maybe.
Not that I stare that intensely, but I’d say B plus since the implants. Likely only a B in the first Transformers movie but they had more different types of pushup bras on her in that thing than I’ve ever seen.
She WAS about a B-Cup, until she got implants.
And, speaking as a B-Cup, she is a “B” in this picture.
Megan Fox is small chested . She just wears a push up bra sometimes . Saying that she’s a b-cup is generous . and that is her . Unphotoshopped .
the joke refers to AA as in braille, not the bra size
Unibrow humor? lol.
Yep, I got that joke too. Without looking it up. Of course, my dad reads Braille… I will just HAVE to describe that picture to him. Total win!
You would describe Megan Fox’s breasts to your father?
Rohvannyn, I think… We might have some issues we need to work through here.
I hope you do explain it, he’ll love it!
Ohhh, I get it now!
ah, thanks for the explanation
now than it is funny! ^^
A roflrazzi thats actually funny!? Wow…..I think I just saw a pig flying outside my window!
The fact you saw a pig flying explains how you saw a roflrazzi thats actually funny!
the pig that flew out your window was probably your mom
ROFL! I don’t know why I just imagined that.
LOL!
They looked bigger on that rerun of Two and Half Men I just watched.
I know! and can you believe she is playing a 16 year old in that episode?!
Perfectly normal for Hollywood. Actual teenaged actors are far harder to come by and far more problematic than young-looking (or not so very much) twentysomethings and lots of makeup. This is also known as “Dawson Casting”
Youthful hormones inflated her figure a bit.
It is real. This was at a Transformers premier in London I believe. She just has that fake photoshop look all the time.
“Photoshopped even though it’s IRL” is probably the best description of Fox I’ve ever heard.
Black hair, blue eyes, aristocratically long neck, and perky bressesses – I am like to swoon.
I’m not really a big Megan Fox fan, having read a couple of her interviews. Her “I’m the new Angelina” routine is getting sort of old. But actually, I think she looks really pretty here. Other photos have made her look a little too harsh, but she looks nice in this one. And that slinky fabric is tough to pull off – it shows every ripple. She looks great.
Now, do you think she’s wearing Bodyperks or did she just pinch them before she got out of the limo? Either way, I’d kill for mine to look that alert.
You’d kill for your nipples to be showing on the red carpet? Class.
Maybe she is just cold.
They’re just nipples, and they’re covered. It’s not like she’s flashing her crotch. She’s a beautiful young woman.
I’m a middle aged scientist – it’s unlikely I’ll be showing my nipples or anything else on a red carpet, so you’re delicate sensibilities are quite safe.
A scientist who can’t even use a contraction? We’re all doomed.
You’re = you are.
“Your” is what you were looking for in this case. Also, Megan Fox is a two bit hussy and I’ll be glad when her 15 minutes is over. She’s just a blowup doll, and when you pull her string, she says stupid things. A prostitute knows that she sells sex for money, but that doesn’t make her profession any more honorable.
She said she’s a scientist, not an English teacher.
total win
fail
Hey, lady, watch where yer pointin’ them thangs…you coulda put my eye out!
HA now that’s funny what KartoonNotWerk said
LOL. Verrrrry funny. AA+!
Actually, the two dots in a row like that make a capital “C” in Braille. That’s why the pickup line my friend heard at a convention for the blind was “Can I read your capital ‘C’s?”
Actually, two dots in the same cell make a c. It can’t be a capital C, because in order for it to be a capital you’d have to have a cell before it with dot 6, the dot in the lower right hand corner. All Braille letters are written the same in standard English Braille whether they are lowercase or uppercase, except that the capital letters have a character before them that says the next character is capitalized. All caps is done by the same symbol repeated twice, making all caps possibly even stupider in Braille than in standard print.
The reason someone would be inclined to read the two nipples as “a a” is that there is a space between them. So, you could either read her body as a single cell and thus her two nipples as a “c” or you could read it as an a, then a space, then an a. The letter a is represented by dot one, which is the dot in the upper left hand corner.
A Braille cell is numbered like this:
14
25
36
There are six spaces in the cell and each space can either have a dot or not have a dot. A character may be referred to by number, by stating the dots that are present. Thus a is dot-one and c is dots-one-four.
This only applies to Braille in English. I don’t know much about Braille in other languages other than that German Braille does things that I find to be very confusing.
That’s more than most people likely wanted to know, but I dislike misinformation. If you actually want to learn about Braille (it’s actually quite fascinating) there is plenty of information online. Look for information about the difference between “grade one” and “grade two”.
Although on second thought, your pick-up line is actually more broken than that. The “a a” would specifically be the word “a” and not the letter a, but that bit of difference is somewhat small. But the “c” on its own would be the word “can”.
So, really, assuming you’re reading it in Grade Two, which is what most Braille is written in, you can either read it as “a a” or as “can”.
There is some potential for working with that, but you’re not going to get capital c out of it without some weird physical abnormalities.
Nice pickup line. Lol.
If you’re a man, and you’re reading this comment instead of checking out the picture, there’s something wrong with you.
::waves:: Hetero male and I find Fox utterly unattractive and worthless.
Intelligence! Earth has some! Marry me?!
Lesbian, and I also find her unattractive and worthless.
Also? Stupid.
“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” ~ Meghan Fox
looks like you cut that in half and it’s her bra size too.
also, the pickup line thing is hilarious.
Fail
A little chilly are we?
Geez, there’s nothing wrong with her! I’m a chick and she’s not threatening to me. Why do the claws come out whenever it’s a young, pretty girl? She’s way better looking than Trampelina Jolie. Gosh, poor girl’s just a little cold. We’ve all been cold at one time or another.
“Why do the claws come out whenever it’s a young, pretty girl?”
“Trampelina Jolie”
Ah, but Trampelina isn’t young or pretty. She’s an ugly, old, batcrap crazy tramp.
Jealous.
Of what? No matter how many kids she adopts or pops out, or how much money she donates to whatever charities, the skanky ho husband stealer will always have big fish lips, chicken wing arms, and psycho nutter brains. Yah, I’m jealous. I wanna be a fish-lipped ho who kisses my brother and carries Billy Bob Thornton’s blood, too! (eyeroll at the Trampelina worshippers…)
*eyeroll at the Fox worshipper*
To all those who cry fake (Fotoshops!!!!!!!). You’re right. I mean, there is no way a celebrity would dress like that! amiright?
She should have worn a bra with this. I mean, really? It takes the guesswork out of having to try and see through the damn dress.
I’m pretty sure you CAN’T wear a bra with that dress. You might be able to get away with nipple petals. They might show too however.
does anybody have a hat or jacket that needs to be hung up?!?!? ahahahahahahah
I. love. her. ink.
funny caption. tough megan fox herself is pretty annoying. dunno why everyone is drooling around when she is mentioned
She’s one ridiculouslu good looking woman! Would love to butter her muffin
Megan
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I love her small boobs. Much nicer and more natural than 400 pound moobs on a 100 pound woman. Anyone who thinks she’s ugly is either jealous that they don’t look this hot or angry that they could never as much as approach a woman this hot.
As for the nipples – let he without nipples chide those with nipples first.
It’s a shame she got implants, eh?
I think she’s actually quite unattractive. She’s supposed to be in her early 20s but she looks like she’s in her 30s. Nothing wrong with women in their 30s, but please look your age, especially if you’re supposed to be the newest, latest Hollywood sex kitten.
And I think both fake tans and makeup are ultra gross. If you’re so hot, why do you need to cover it up with garbage?
AMEN! lol i think shes unattractive as well. she wears like 900 pounds of makeup and all her pictures look like she smelled a fart. If she took all that crap off and *god forbid* wore a t shirt and jeans i bet she would be much prettier.
She does go ’round in t-shirts and jeans when she’s not schmoozing up the media on a red carpet, which is admittedly almost always.
That would be “EE” in morse code.
How can someone so aesthetically perfect have Cookie Monster eyes for boobs? No one else sees that?
OMG I thought I was the only one who noticed…
I do think she is quite attractive, but she is so up herself, and she definatley isn’t an “actress” because she has any talent.
Nipples aside – I want that dress. *drool*
She could kill King Kong with those sharp-ass nipples! (anybody know what im referencing?)
TWILIGHT.
…sorry. I just wanted to get some more entertaining arguments going, here.
ew… I thi9nk she’s ugly… and a whore…
I like Emma Watson’s style, maybe I should search some makeup video collections of her.
…what does Emma Watson have to do with this caption?
What does Twilight have to do with this caption??
Yay! A Megan Fox LOL that isn’t about her body vs. her lack of acting skill!
ok thats fake. srsly it IS photoshop. but it is still pretty funny tho
I BELIEVE ITS A WEE BIT NIPPLY OUT DON’T YOU?
…..Um…Anyone Else Notice Her Nipples Are Off? Like Almost Pointing In Different Directions Off?
if that’s a real picture, y is her head and neck a different color than her body?
Long photoshopped neck is looooooong.
clearly photoshopped te skintone difference of face and neck is MASSIVE!!