Comments on: Rated AA

By: Dr. J

Dr. J — Sun, 06 Feb 2011 03:43:36 +0000

She WAS about a B-Cup, until she got implants.

And, speaking as a B-Cup, she is a “B” in this picture.

By: Sarah L

Sarah L — Sat, 05 Feb 2011 19:35:57 +0000

Ohhh, I get it now!

By: Dust

Dust — Mon, 24 Jan 2011 03:54:09 +0000

Welcome to reality sweetheart

By: Andy

Andy — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 14:36:27 +0000

clearly photoshopped te skintone difference of face and neck is MASSIVE!!

By: evil monkey

evil monkey — Sun, 25 Jul 2010 22:12:39 +0000

She’s more machine now, than man; twisted and evil.

By: Boosa

Boosa — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 19:42:25 +0000

LOL!

By: Raynsideways

Raynsideways — Fri, 26 Mar 2010 16:30:02 +0000

Long photoshopped neck is looooooong.

By: melizza

melizza — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:51:54 +0000

total win

By: melizza

melizza — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:50:05 +0000

ROFL! I don’t know why I just imagined that.

By: melizza

melizza — Tue, 09 Mar 2010 17:48:12 +0000

Well, find a hot celebrity and tell your boyfriend that the celebrity is the hottest thing on Earth. that’s what I did to my boyfriend, and then he shut up about it.

By: leokakaka

leokakaka — Sat, 06 Mar 2010 08:35:51 +0000

have to agree with Rexkwondo, to bad there is a 6 month gap between the coment and his reply tho

By: Rexkwondo

Rexkwondo — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 21:50:00 +0000

Well maybe if you were hotter you wouldn’t feel so insecure….or mebbe it was just an offhand comment and since your boyfriend is NEVER going to hook up with her you shouldn’t decide to be so offended.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 16:28:49 +0000

You don’t think she might have been criticizing Michael Bay for his ability to take an interesting film idea and turn it into a noisy mess of fast cuts, wobble-cam and explosions?

By: Ms. Bitally

Ms. Bitally — Sat, 09 Jan 2010 18:41:15 +0000

the joke refers to AA as in braille, not the bra size

By: Kai

Kai — Tue, 27 Oct 2009 21:43:55 +0000

Unibrow humor? lol.

By: Amy

Amy — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 00:59:04 +0000

if that’s a real picture, y is her head and neck a different color than her body?

By: nunya

nunya — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:58:29 +0000

WIN

By: Lady Pavarti

Lady Pavarti — Wed, 30 Sep 2009 03:37:08 +0000

…..Um…Anyone Else Notice Her Nipples Are Off? Like Almost Pointing In Different Directions Off?

By: BlazeNeko

BlazeNeko — Sun, 06 Sep 2009 07:23:16 +0000

I BELIEVE ITS A WEE BIT NIPPLY OUT DON’T YOU?

By: msrightallthetime11

msrightallthetime11 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:26:47 +0000

Megan Fox is ruining my relationship! One day, he was watching “Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen” and then he says Megan Fox is the hottest girl in the world and i was PISSED. . . I mean how would you feel if you were going out with somebody that you loved and then they say that someone else is hotter then you huh?

By: msrightallthetime11

msrightallthetime11 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:15:03 +0000

HA now that’s funny what KartoonNotWerk said

By: msrightallthetime11

msrightallthetime11 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:10:45 +0000

the pig that flew out your window was probably your mom

By: msrightallthetime11

msrightallthetime11 — Sun, 30 Aug 2009 05:05:53 +0000

no that is Megan because one of her tattoos is a picture of Marilyn Monroe and hello look at her arm and i once saw a picture of her in this exact dress so yeah that IS Megan Fox

By: Mallo

Mallo — Fri, 28 Aug 2009 03:20:01 +0000

OMG I thought I was the only one who noticed…

By: Raine

Raine — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:49:49 +0000

Lesbian, and I also find her unattractive and worthless.

Also? Stupid.

“I have no question in my mind about being bisexual. But I’m also a hypocrite: I would never date a girl who is bisexual, because that means they also sleep with men, and men are so dirty that I’d never sleep with a girl who had slept with a man.” ~ Meghan Fox

By: Raine

Raine — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:43:45 +0000

She said she’s a scientist, not an English teacher.

By: Nichole

Nichole — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 23:13:11 +0000

Megan Fox is small chested . She just wears a push up bra sometimes . Saying that she’s a b-cup is generous . and that is her . Unphotoshopped .

By: lolwannabeee

lolwannabeee — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 11:56:19 +0000

What does Twilight have to do with this caption??

By: sarah

sarah — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 00:30:17 +0000

ok thats fake. srsly it IS photoshop. but it is still pretty funny tho

By: Mooshface

Mooshface — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 04:57:29 +0000

*eyeroll at the Fox worshipper*

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:33:43 +0000

Yay! A Megan Fox LOL that isn’t about her body vs. her lack of acting skill!

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:32:59 +0000

…what does Emma Watson have to do with this caption?

By: Sara Hanna

Sara Hanna — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:27:34 +0000

I like Emma Watson’s style, maybe I should search some makeup video collections of her.

By: Erin

Erin — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 19:43:50 +0000

ew… I thi9nk she’s ugly… and a whore…

By: Katie

Katie — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 18:43:30 +0000

A scientist who can’t even use a contraction? We’re all doomed.

You’re = you are.

“Your” is what you were looking for in this case. Also, Megan Fox is a two bit hussy and I’ll be glad when her 15 minutes is over. She’s just a blowup doll, and when you pull her string, she says stupid things. A prostitute knows that she sells sex for money, but that doesn’t make her profession any more honorable.

By: sigh

sigh — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 13:52:52 +0000

brando is retarded, makeup/lighting and shading, u clearly havent seen many pixels in your day.

By: Death by Taco [is not entertained by this argument.]

Death by Taco [is not entertained by this argument.] — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:32:47 +0000

TWILIGHT.

…sorry. I just wanted to get some more entertaining arguments going, here.

By: Death by Taco [is short.]

Death by Taco [is short.] — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:28:49 +0000

Intelligence! Earth has some! Marry me?!

By: Ellen 49 yrs

Ellen 49 yrs — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 20:17:19 +0000

I hope you do explain it, he’ll love it!

By: forge

forge — Sun, 26 Jul 2009 00:13:18 +0000

Not that I stare that intensely, but I’d say B plus since the implants. Likely only a B in the first Transformers movie but they had more different types of pushup bras on her in that thing than I’ve ever seen.

By: werockharrd

werockharrd — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 06:24:13 +0000

She could kill King Kong with those sharp-ass nipples! (anybody know what im referencing?)

By: Anonymouse

Anonymouse — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 02:07:48 +0000

Actually it’s not fake, note the tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on her arm

By: Idja

Idja — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:53:00 +0000

I doubt she’s a C…B maybe.

By: Fer

Fer — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 01:16:31 +0000

Nipples aside – I want that dress. *drool*

By: Rachel

Rachel — Sat, 25 Jul 2009 00:16:07 +0000

Although on second thought, your pick-up line is actually more broken than that. The “a a” would specifically be the word “a” and not the letter a, but that bit of difference is somewhat small. But the “c” on its own would be the word “can”.

So, really, assuming you’re reading it in Grade Two, which is what most Braille is written in, you can either read it as “a a” or as “can”.

There is some potential for working with that, but you’re not going to get capital c out of it without some weird physical abnormalities.

By: Rachel

Rachel — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:58:32 +0000

Actually, two dots in the same cell make a c. It can’t be a capital C, because in order for it to be a capital you’d have to have a cell before it with dot 6, the dot in the lower right hand corner. All Braille letters are written the same in standard English Braille whether they are lowercase or uppercase, except that the capital letters have a character before them that says the next character is capitalized. All caps is done by the same symbol repeated twice, making all caps possibly even stupider in Braille than in standard print.

The reason someone would be inclined to read the two nipples as “a a” is that there is a space between them. So, you could either read her body as a single cell and thus her two nipples as a “c” or you could read it as an a, then a space, then an a. The letter a is represented by dot one, which is the dot in the upper left hand corner.

A Braille cell is numbered like this:
14
25
36

There are six spaces in the cell and each space can either have a dot or not have a dot. A character may be referred to by number, by stating the dots that are present. Thus a is dot-one and c is dots-one-four.

This only applies to Braille in English. I don’t know much about Braille in other languages other than that German Braille does things that I find to be very confusing.

That’s more than most people likely wanted to know, but I dislike misinformation. If you actually want to learn about Braille (it’s actually quite fascinating) there is plenty of information online. Look for information about the difference between “grade one” and “grade two”.

By: Tioka12

Tioka12 — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:50:37 +0000

I do think she is quite attractive, but she is so up herself, and she definatley isn’t an “actress” because she has any talent.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 23:45:50 +0000

How can someone so aesthetically perfect have Cookie Monster eyes for boobs? No one else sees that?

By: blah

blah — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 20:54:36 +0000

That would be “EE” in morse code.

By: forge

forge — Fri, 24 Jul 2009 19:05:11 +0000

She does go ’round in t-shirts and jeans when she’s not schmoozing up the media on a red carpet, which is admittedly almost always.