Dance
It sucks, even if magical
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Puberty sucks no matter the magicalness…
All of the school dances I’ve been to involved passing out from overheating and having high and drunk friends drag me out.
sounds like your school dances were much more interesting than mine.
Yeah. All we had was badly made punch. And cheetos.
girls standing around talking on one side of the room, boys standing around talking on the other side, the only people on the dance floor were people who were known to be dating- and those were only during the slow dances…
How could you possibly make bad punch?
the only men who dance are the ones who can’t talk a woman into bed.
A man who can dance well enough doesn’t need to say a word to get a woman into bed.
As an example, consider Gilles Marini’s Argentine tango in last season’s Dancing With The Stars. Judge Carrie-Ann Inaba had to fan herself after he finished dancing, and host Tom Bergeron noted Carrie-Ann was “blushing.” That wasn’t a “blush” – that was a sexual flush.
A man who is articulate and can talk well enough never has to step out on the dance floor and gyrate like a bug on a hot skillet. Dancing with the stars is not likely to offer contestants with three digit IQs. Dancing is the last resort of fools.
Spoken like someone who has never had a dance lesson in his life. Goofy idiots in a bar doing the ‘white-boy shuffle’ are not who we are talking about (and those usually have killed off enough brain cells to be ‘two-digit I.Q.s’). We are talking about men who can DANCE!! Men with physical control/prowess and floor-craft (the brains and ability to navigate a crowded dance floor, figure out which moves to do (on the fly) and not step on their partner’s toes while not running her into others). Personally, I enjoy ballroom, American Smooth is my fav. to actually do, but Latins are SEXY-HOT! (I wouldn’t mind learning a few of those too) And International Standard is complex and dignified… and any man who can dance with me (is a good solid lead) and do it well, is worth a look (IMHO). Certainly more than some ‘smooth talker’ who’s objective is painfully obvious before he even gets out the first beer-courage-induced ‘You come here often?’.
Um, the photo is of Harry and Ron, high school kids, not trained dancers. Men don’t dance unless they have to.
and you keep saying ‘Men’, so we are discussing MEN- not 14 year-olds. I don’t think a man who is all talk and no moves is worth it.
Don’t get me wrong, I think men who are brilliant are fabulous (I tend to lean towards geeks as potential mates), but one who is intelligent AND can move on the dance floor -and I don’t think they are mutually exclusive- WHOOOO!!! 
A good smooth dancer has a leg up on all competition, in my opinion. A mastery of dance just seems to give you an extra shade of elegance that, while complemented by a smooth tongue, cannot be surpassed by it. Of course, the tongue can ruin your chances, but you’ve got much less of a chance of building them with your tongue alone.
Yeah douchebag, my IQ is 136 , Im MENSA, and I dance for a living. Dancing is far from being a “last resort for fools”. It is an art form and it takes years and years of training to do it correctly. You are truly ignorant if you cant recognize that. Or maybe its just that you’re jealous because you couldnt dance a single step if you tried. OR, maybe you’re just a lonely virgin spouting off because you too, cannot “talk a woman into bed”. I’ll have to go with that one. It seems to make the most sense.
(snicker) If you notice, he hasn’t taken me up on my offer to listen to his witty ‘I-can-talk-you-into-bed-so-I-don’t-have-to-dance’ banter. I am still waiting to hear his ‘rap’ (see thread below). I think part of the problem is that he sees dancing as ‘work’, an unnecessary effort, a demonstration to do IN FRONT OF A WOMAN- and as something to be avoided. We are talking about dancing WITH someone- in relative close contact. I see it as a joyous pleasure and a physical connection with someone (when done correctly), so guys…SHUT UP and DANCE WITH ME!!! $:)
You are in Mensa? I’m in Mensa, too. You anywhere near the USA Northeast?
No, southwest, although Im moving to New York soon.
Well, when you do, you should look up the New Hampshire RG. It is usually in February. We aren’t that far from New York.
Rather have a man with rhythm than rap, anyday. $:)
I’ll talk with you now and show you my rhythm later.
This, I have to hear! …. let’s have it baby. Whaddaya got? ;-D
The actresses that play the Patils aren’t even related???
How hard is it to find a pair of Indian twins, really?
That’s your problem?
That really hasn’t been a secret. They’ve been in the series from the first movie…
Just figuring that out, Ellen?
That was my first thought, too, but you need very pretty Indian-British (supressing my urge to type “Indian-American”) identical twins between 14 and 17 who can act. That’s getting pretty narrow.
I don’t know, but I don’t think they were the same actresses in this one.
the new one… not the one pictured in the lol.
Why one should never date a 14-year-old boy.
I’m a 14-year-old boy. I’d be dancing at this point.
My maths teacher used to call our school dances “Standarounds” because that’s all anyone did…stood around. Or jumped up and down. Rhythmically.
Yep. That’s about it. Me and my friends stand, hop or flail around like idiots. Then we laugh and point at all the people who try to dance and shove each other into the dance circle, otherwise known as the pit of death. Or there’s me and my friend, who do the ostrich dance and the moose dance to the amusement of our real friends amusement and everyone else confusion! Wow this is long…
At our last dance, we had a dance-off sort of thing, and my friend Katie had accidentally gotten herself roped into the whole thing. So she slunk back out of the circle and Breana, a girl who I used to be friends with, decided to take her place. She proceeded to [try to] hip-hop dance, do the Charlie Brown, and attempt a spin on the floor. Keep in mind, Breanna is a bit on the heavy side… So Joey won. He’s a good dancer for such a little dorky kid. He’s great…
And, by the way, our school spends a budget of around $1000 (+) on school dances and 25,000 on a new school track [while our old one is perfectly fine, and we don't even use it for track practice...], but yet, half of the bathroom stalls in the shool don’t have doors. At all. It’s a shame.
$1,000? All we have is ballons, streamers and some blow up decorations. And we paid $5-10 dollars for the honor of hearing some cheap d.j. play crappy (in my opinion) music.
We had some INSANELY expensive DJ who played some crap like Katy Perry and Taylor Swift. We also had WAY too much food. So much that people started fighting with it. And we re-used last year’s decorations. Also, apparently, we got to be on some crap local TV show and have our pictures in the DJ company’s new brochure. And by “our” I mean the pretty air-headed girls.
This would be lolious if it wasn’t so horribly worded…like my sentence.
If dance magic isn’t working, they should try some jump magic.
Don’t you need the Goblin King for that? (looking around for David Bowie)
This is completely irrelevant, but I thought it was worth mentioning. In the corner, there’s an ad for “IdentiGene, the only paternity test available at your local drugstore. Fast, accurate, and confidential.”
hmm… thank you for the advertisement… out of curiosity…why would it be worth mentioning? Because it would put Montel out of business?
nerd detected
dances can be fun!