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FARM BOY
Shootin’ womp rats, feudin’ with yer step-uncle, and kissin’ yer sister. One galaxy is the same as the next.
(Mark Hamill)
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Eeeeeewwww I had almost forgotten he made-out with his sister too
Well, to be fair they had been separated and birth and neither knew of the relationship at the time.
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Wow. And if I said “ghetto boy — robbin’ the 7-11, swillin’ malt liquor, suckin’ on the crack pipe, and leavin’ behind 17 baby mamas” everyone would sh!t, call me a racist, and die. Interesting.
I would have laughed. ;P
Me too. Who wouldn’t?
Same
Whereas no-one bawls and cries about this lo… Oh, wait, you just did.
calling out hypocrisy and actually crying are two different things. Very closely related things (cousin instead of sister) but different things none the less.
But that caption wouldn’t match this picture.
yeah but luke isn’t a ghetto boy and didnt do any of those things. people wouldn’t sh!t cause they think you’re racist, they’d do it because you didn’t *quite* grasp the character. lol
Not a lot of farm boys swang from trees those many years back…
I’d laugh if it matched the picture.
I never really thought of Luke that way. Until now.
I laughed, but I’m not sure that was a GOOD thing.
Wait. How is he his “step-uncle”? Luke didn’t have step-parents. Adopted Uncle or Great Uncle maybe, but you can’t have step anything without step-parents.
Uncle Owen was his grandmother’s son, just by a different grandfather than his father’s father.
Relations are hard to describe.
If your relations are hard to describe, you must not be doing it right.
+15.7 points!
You just failed Anakin didnt have a father and owen is Lukes step grandfathers son who has no blood relation to the skywalkers
he did. anikan was born with no father. owen marryed lukes grandmother later. there fore luke does have a step uncle.
I hate to wax nerd here but Anakin’s mother didn’t marry Owen she married his father Cliegg which would make Anankin and Owen step brothers.
And what do you call your father’s step brother? Your step uncle. We are talking about Luke, not his father Anikan.
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But… Luke had a feud with Owen? I thought the feud was with his father… You know, the guy destroying rebels…
Well, they did feud about Luke wanting to go to the Academy and Owen wanting him to stay a bit longer…
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(ducks flying shoes)
If Owen was born from the same mother as Anakin that does not make them step brothers, it would make them half-brothers.
No, Lars married luke’s grandmother. Owen was Shme (Anakin’s mother) and Lar’s son.
Not quite. Owen came from Lars’ first marriage.
Holy crap how about we all laugh at the *god forbid* funny razzy and get on with our lives? lol
NO. MORE ARGUMENTS! The Enterprise can totaly take on a star destroyer! NERD FIGHT!!!!!!!!!
But do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Let me ask you something. If I whispered in your ear that Commander Worf’s head looks like a fanny, would you join me in a laugh?
I think I could get in on that.
of course, the question is can it take on a rebel ship, after all as the movies clearly demonstrated All imperial spacecraft have an innate lemmings instinct.
Well Luke calls them Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru. Luke’s father (Anakin)’s mother married Cleigg which makes Anakin, Beru, and Lars Step Brother/Sister. You father’s brother would be your uncle, so your fathers step brother would be your step uncle.
Scrolling down, before I got to the caption, my heart may have done a small flutter of nostalgic crushing as I remembered those days curled up on the couch, watching Star Wars past bedtime, and thinking Luke Skywalker was the cutest thing ever.
Then you read the caption
and polishing the horses saddle and fetching that pitcher… as she wishes
But that farm boy is far sexier, and he’s been mostly dead all day. Of course, I was always more of a Han Solo kind of girl.
That farm boy also lapses back into a coma at the end of the original story.
Why is it people make rural inbreeding jokes, when traditionally, it was NOBLES/ROYALTY and intermarriages within urban craft guilds, up to the early 1900s, that had inbreeding to the extreme? Peasants had a lot more options than relatives, compared to the urban upper & middle classes.
I guess this could be considered the earliest form of class warfare, trying to transfer one group’s faults to a different group that can’t defend itself.
I think they were referring to Appalachia and hillbillies…
’cause rednecks did it too.
They can defend themselves – they gots them some pitchforks. And some shotguns.
“And on the third day, God created the Remington bolt-action rifle, so that Man could fight the dinosaurs. And the homosexuals. Amen.”
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Luke Skywalker is from the Alabamian galaxy.
Because everyone knows that we all make out with our siblings in Alabama.
Ha.
You just promoted a stereotype that’s extremely outdated, Meghan. I’m sorry to have to tell you like this.
I would have said WV; and yes, I do live there.
This one I found actually funny.
baha, this was very clever.
Haha, lol, it’s so true, he’s very…he’s a farm boy at heart ain’t he? And apperrently also royalty, which would be true as Darth Vader is a Sith LORD so he would be what? A Sith prince or something? A Sith prince who’s going royal on his sister, fightning with his uncle…going to strip clubs…ah, the high life, and also by technically the lower-life.
this guy was a hollywood star.