Comments on: You know you’re a nerd when

By: quix0te

quix0te — Tue, 08 Feb 2011 17:29:34 +0000

Hi. Microsoft owns X-Box. Halo is pretty much their strongest franchise. Gates is going to want to pimp it (not that it needs the help), whether he likes it or not.
QED

By: Winyan Staz

Winyan Staz — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 10:14:18 +0000

My mom and my dad have both been dead and buried for the last 20 years so you are one sick little twit.
I realize that to you money means everything but not everyone is so swayed by a dollar bill.
Not everyone is for sale but I dont expect someone like you to understand that. Its obvious you worship money.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 26 May 2010 17:16:28 +0000

he’s not a nerd. he’s a capitalist.

By: Phaek

Phaek — Tue, 26 Jan 2010 00:38:43 +0000

I have, on the other hand, not.

By: Joobaloob56

Joobaloob56 — Fri, 11 Dec 2009 02:31:13 +0000

i have gained new respect for Bill Gates

By: halo expert

halo expert — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 14:27:22 +0000

His name is Jon Spartan-117 and his rank with the spartans is Master Chief. He is a person just enhanced. Halo is what the covenant are trying to activate because they think it will send them on “the great journey” but really it will kill every living thing that is potential food to the flood

By: nunya

nunya — Sun, 04 Oct 2009 02:47:25 +0000

First of all, nice spelling and grammar! (Note the sarcasm!) Second of all, are you saying that Halo’s a guy because he kills Aliens and isn’t afraid of anything? Oh, you are? Well this is what I say to you, “Go to hell you sexist pig.” Also, Halo isn’t a guy, because Halo’s a robot. He’s not a person at all.

By: Dee Dee

Dee Dee — Thu, 27 Aug 2009 00:54:59 +0000

The dude probably has an army of them protecting his compound in Washington state.

By: Raine

Raine — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:14:19 +0000

Donald Trump’s hair was specifically designed by Donald Trump, as a distraction tool (wouldn’t you be distracted?), and as a way of making people underestimate him, and mock him (any press is good press).

By: Rundown

Rundown — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 12:59:38 +0000

erm he bill is wearing a halo sweater? xD

By: EB

EB — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:42:20 +0000

See. People should be nice to nerds. They’ll start working for them one day

By: J. Smith

J. Smith — Thu, 06 Aug 2009 03:45:54 +0000

Eh kills aleins and doesn’t afraid of anything.

http://tinyurl.com/48616c6f
Lurk moar, Alex.

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 12:51:40 +0000

This is not a Halo Mannequin. It is in fact one of the Microsoft Stormtroopers, who are under orders by Darth Gates to eliminate all opposition to the Microsoft Empire.

By: Alex

Alex — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 03:45:05 +0000

Halo isn’t a guy.

By: Bellatriks

Bellatriks — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:46:19 +0000

+1
xD

By: overrandom

overrandom — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 03:42:27 +0000

Take a page out of Ironman, and Bill Gates should BE the guy in the MJOLNIR armor suit.

By: BostonCreamPie

BostonCreamPie — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 21:01:33 +0000

Lol, and he should be holding two plasma rifles. I think he would need some serious elevator shoes though .

By: BOB

BOB — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 22:34:38 +0000

look at what gates is wearing

a bum off the streets would be better dressed LOL

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:29:18 +0000

Asshat is such a great word. Why don’t people use it more often?

By: masaokun

masaokun — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:16:14 +0000

…not to mention that Microsoft owned Bungie Studios, so this was a total PR stunt. Bill is not a fun-loving nerd, he’s a money grubbing asshat.

By: Winyan Staz

Winyan Staz — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 06:24:17 +0000

You would think the richest man in the world could afford a better haircut and a comb.

By: Jerry

Jerry — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 02:35:59 +0000

Which Best Buy was that taken in? I believe that is a person in the costume.

By: forge

forge — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:06:09 +0000

The Daystar burns and reddens our skin. We do not go Outside when the Daystar is up. We hate the Daystar.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 19:20:22 +0000

Don’t I know it!

By: Meowth

Meowth — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:48:01 +0000

Your Avatar is a Lie.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:56:39 +0000

Except that nobody cares.

By: dk

dk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:31:05 +0000

Ahhhhh…sorry just basking in the Sun….you know the sun right? Big ball of gas in the sky?? No? Oh apparently you need to get out more…

By: HALO fanatic

HALO fanatic — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 08:55:04 +0000

Just to clear up: that appears to be a costume, i have seen a few that look like this and they are crap. missing several pieces, like the shoulders and most of the legs. and people never mgange to fill hem out properly, they look all weedy like they forgot the augmentation.

also, just because its a Suit of MJOLNIR Mk V or Mk VI armour does not mean its Master cheif petty officer John 117. there were 33 spartans survive augmentation to enter service, and they all used the same armour

By: LadyAndreca

LadyAndreca — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:16:39 +0000

I believe Bill Gates reclaimed his title this year. At least, according to Forbes.com, he was the person in the world as of March 2009.

By: spencerawr

spencerawr — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 06:51:18 +0000

But.. It’s his mannequin.

By: WTF

WTF — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:02:51 +0000

Really? lucky you. *Disbelieving Sarcasm*

By: krishnajonn

krishnajonn — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:09:05 +0000

i would want a picture of me taken with Bill Gates and the Halo mannequin…

By: BostonManCave

BostonManCave — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 04:00:13 +0000

I’m surprised Gates didn’t have the costume on himself. If I had that much money i’d do some crazy sh*t.

By: chatmort

chatmort — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:30:20 +0000

Then who is it? Batman? Gary Coleman? A T-Rex? My laundry room? The 31584th fork created? An electron ?(if it’s an electron point it to me please.) WHO????

By: JayPea

JayPea — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 02:19:54 +0000

At least it is more natural than Donald Trump’s:):):)

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:48:45 +0000

Microsoft Game Studios has published all the Halo games, and will continue doing so even though the designer, Bungie Studios, supposedly “broke off” from MGS. Yeah, they broke off on their own so they could make games besides Halo…except their two current projects are both Halo games.

By: skyguy

skyguy — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:39:52 +0000

bill gates owns Micro$oft, xbox 360 is a product of Micro$oft’s, halo 3 is a popular game for the 360. thus rendering this picture a FAIL

By: forge

forge — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:43:40 +0000

He isn’t the richest guy on Earth and anyway doesn’t he *own* the company that publishes Halo?

By: Lam

Lam — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:05:42 +0000

ll that money and he still can’t get a decent haircut

By: Death by Taco [is scared...]

Death by Taco [is scared...] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:57:42 +0000

Was that comment in response to me? If it was, it doesn’t matter HOW I wake up, there’s still a real-looking person standing at the end of my bed!

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:53:20 +0000

I wouldn’t want my picture with any of the above because it’s a VIDEO GAME character. It’s just a game. Admittedly, a good game, but still just a game.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:52:09 +0000

It looks like a guy in a MC costume, and why wouldn’t Gates want to get a picture with his latest cash cow?

By: Agent00

Agent00 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:46:09 +0000

He isn’t the richest guy on earth

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:31:40 +0000

if you wake up and master chief is at the end of your bed theres no one in it because if it was MC you wouldnt wake up

i want my pic with a recon mannequin or odst, also mannwquin makes his head look kinda disproportional to his body in the games the head is sorta smaller.

By: Death by Taco [is scared...]

Death by Taco [is scared...] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:27:55 +0000

Is that a mannequin or a person in a costume? Either way, I wouldn’t want to wake up to that standing at the end of my bed…mannequins freak me out!

By: jmac23

jmac23 — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:26:26 +0000

halo is a person now?

By: Eric

Eric — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:08:52 +0000

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy…

By: overcome

overcome — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:05:29 +0000

i was so close…

By: overcome

overcome — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:04:44 +0000

first? and uh…it’s Master Chief

By: duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:04:18 +0000

that’s me in the costume