Comments on: Dumbledore’s not dead!

By: protection asset

protection asset — Wed, 26 May 2010 17:37:37 +0000

i knew it!

By: Phoenix

Phoenix — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:17:21 +0000

Yep

By: Phoenix

Phoenix — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:14:43 +0000

Snape, harry potter, Im harry potter,.

All: Singing a song all day long at HOOOOGwarts..
Ron: Hey guys I found the source of the ticking…its a pipe bomb.
Ron, Harry and Hermione: Yay
*Dumbeldor and Snape look at each other*
Bomb: BOOOOOM

Voldemort: mwahahaha *clicks* voldemort, voldemort ohh voldie voldie voldie voldemort.

THE END

By: Phoenix

Phoenix — Wed, 02 Dec 2009 03:05:18 +0000

NICE

By: alanrickmanfan

alanrickmanfan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:34:51 +0000

I know! The only time I cried in the Deathly Hallows was when Dobby died! He was just so adorable!

By: alanrickmanfan

alanrickmanfan — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 07:32:24 +0000

What!? You`re joking! No way!

By: Raine

Raine — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 15:17:30 +0000

Bellatrix would be a Band-Aid.

By: Annie Crimefighter

Annie Crimefighter — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:54:25 +0000

OH MY GOD, YOU’RE RIGHT!

By: Angry dude

Angry dude — Wed, 19 Aug 2009 18:32:20 +0000

Way to ruin it. Thanks a lot.

By: Sleepy Burger

Sleepy Burger — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 04:43:21 +0000

Somebody needs to draw this. NOW.

By: Maddychan

Maddychan — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:51:35 +0000

and I just got MAJORLY spoiled =.=;;

By: EB

EB — Sun, 09 Aug 2009 19:46:03 +0000

And let me know if you wanna go.
To that home out on the range.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:32:13 +0000

I’m not dead sure; certainly the guy that plays her dad looks like one of ZZ Top might now, but it’s years since I saw any of them.

By: nero

nero — Wed, 05 Aug 2009 14:24:50 +0000

LOL
this is f***ing hilarious

Thanks

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:30:04 +0000

Jesus dies at the end of Passion of the Christ.

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:21:15 +0000

“Heeeeeeeeeeeermione…!”

My nickname is Moxie Crimefighter. ^^
And Frankenstein. And Missy. Yeah, don’t ask…

By: Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points

Annie Crimefighter's Subconscious has 50 points — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 04:15:40 +0000

As did I. ^^

By: orlando95

orlando95 — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 18:44:09 +0000

i wonder if he knows la grange

By: Bellatriks

Bellatriks — Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:42:55 +0000

Snape, snape, harry, snape, harry, DUMBLEDORE!!!

..and it’s great because my nickname is actually ‘bellatriks’ – just not from hp (hence the different spelling)

I think the death eaters band mentioned above would totally own the dumbledore band though…

Awesomesauce pic

By: Kyle

Kyle — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 19:58:32 +0000

Isn’t that Angela Montenegro’s dad in Bones?

By: Death by Taco

Death by Taco — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:57:50 +0000

I’m Harry Potter, Harry, Harry Potter!

By: lolwhut

lolwhut — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:56:50 +0000

ZOMG NO WAI!! :O

By: lolwhut

lolwhut — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 19:55:34 +0000

Hermione!

By: Alternative Rock Kid

Alternative Rock Kid — Thu, 30 Jul 2009 15:23:53 +0000

I just loved this entire conversation.

By: Death By Taco [was at Kennywood ALL DAY.]

Death By Taco [was at Kennywood ALL DAY.] — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 05:01:25 +0000

Quirrel and his turban?! Pft, go home, terrorist.

By: Death By Taco [was at Kennywood ALL DAY.]

Death By Taco [was at Kennywood ALL DAY.] — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 04:57:32 +0000

Ron! Ron! Ron Weasley!

By: forge

forge — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 22:07:45 +0000

Yeah, but now jokes can be made without TOO much having to worry about “What? Dumbledore WHAT? Snape WHAT??!!”

By: the Awesomesauce

the Awesomesauce — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 17:49:15 +0000

But death makes it entertaining? When can we start making Dobby jokes? I cried when he died. T.T

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 14:20:33 +0000

DUMbledore!

By: Death By Neil Cicierega...?

Death By Neil Cicierega...? — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 13:17:24 +0000

Snape, Snape, Severus Snape…

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:38:09 +0000

You know, if you stop reading at the end of GoF, nobody dies! Oh, except Cedric (Quirrel doesn’t count). OK, how about not reading the end of GoF.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:36:33 +0000

How about holy George jokes?

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 09:35:44 +0000

Hmm, what’s that mysterious ticking noise? It’s kinda catchy …

By: Baldrick

Baldrick — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 07:58:30 +0000

Yeah, and then Hagrid, our first drummer died in some bizarre gardening accident. We replaced him with Lucius. Lucy, we called him. He died of a spontaneous curse, leaving nothing but green goo on his stool.

By: Tana

Tana — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 03:10:07 +0000

Actually we’ve known for 4 years.

By: Eric-in-STL

Eric-in-STL — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 01:13:16 +0000

Dude, seriously, if you came out of Half-Blood Prince *surprised* that Dumbledore bites it, then you need to stop living in that shack in the Ozarks. People have been making Dumbledore is dead jokes for a while to be honest.

By: Tuckerlol

Tuckerlol — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:22:46 +0000

I got a kick out of this one. Thanks.

By: UKSponge360

UKSponge360 — Tue, 28 Jul 2009 00:09:10 +0000

LOVE IT!!! this didn’t make me lol, but it made me grin stupidly for ages!

And yes, Dumbledore dies. although anybody who’s read the books would have known that 2 years or so ago

By: OhNoes D:

OhNoes D: — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:02:54 +0000

Snape kills Dumbledore!

By: Death by Taco [loves being abstract.]

Death by Taco [loves being abstract.] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 23:01:00 +0000

I could see Lucius headbanging. And I could definitely see Wormtail sulking all over the place because he’s not cool enough the be in the band. And Bella would love that. Maybe Cissy could be one of those girls who travels with the band.

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:48:59 +0000

That’d definitely be Wormtail’s forte.
And Bellatrix would probably be some sort of partenr-singer to Voldemort, like both of them are lead singers. And Greyback would be on drums, definitely.

By: Death by Taco [has strange genes.]

Death by Taco [has strange genes.] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:47:14 +0000

But when can we start making Fred jokes…?
D’oh! *facepalm*

By: forge

forge — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:45:10 +0000

Thank God the Half Blood Prince movie came out and we can start making dead Dumbledore jokes.

By: Death by Taco [has strange genes.]

Death by Taco [has strange genes.] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:39:52 +0000

Competition! Ah, I can imagine Lucius Malfoy on bass, or maybe drums. He’s got the hair! Then Draco would be on tambourine, and maybe Wormtail could be equipment manager.

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:35:54 +0000

Yeah, but Voldie’d probably make his own band with the Death Eaters.

By: Death by Taco [has strange genes.]

Death by Taco [has strange genes.] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:34:04 +0000

He has the cane, he has the power. O_o

And I bet Voldemort could do some killer screamo, no pun intended.

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:30:41 +0000

Maybe he could be their manager?

By: Death by Taco [would rather take the airplane...]

Death by Taco [would rather take the airplane...] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:24:07 +0000

And Harry on saxophone! Everyone knows Harry plays the sax! But what could Draco Malfoy play…?

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 22:22:22 +0000

Perhaps so. And maybe Professor Sprout on keyboard?

By: Death by Taco [is wondering...]

Death by Taco [is wondering...] — Mon, 27 Jul 2009 21:20:00 +0000

And Dobby on tambourine?!