David Bowie your newest Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher
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This is the first time I have been interested in going to Hogwarts.
I was just about to write that!
Sign Me Up!!
Me Too!
me to
Platform 9 3/4 here I come! As an obscure aside Sarah calls Hoggle Hogwart at one point in The Labyrinth.
Yeah, I always thought JK might have been influenced by Labyrinth a bit.
I was thinking that too.
Same here.
Best idea ever!
David Bowie FTW.
I would soo pay attention in his class, lol.
just puttin my two cents in here _ Yay for david Bowie! i agree with all who praise David Bowie
Ziggus Stardustus!
fay, I would SOOO be distracted in his class! hahaha!
Distracted by his extremely tight pants? ;D
Lmao i was going to say that, then i saw your reply
Yay, our wizard in crotch-enhancing robes is here!
Ehhh. He won’t last.
None of them do. None.
I wonder how he would go? Maybe summoned back to his group of goblins.
Or he’ll be kidnapped by a fangirl and forced to marry. The latter seems more likely.
The latter seems all-too-likely. My closest friend would in a heartbeat. She’s growing her hair out so she can cut it like David Bowie’s o____o;
Actualy now that hewhoshallnotbenamed is dead the curse is most likely lifted and Bowie can be the dada teacher FORever!
That could TOTALLY have worked.
I’d be a bit distracted by the smoke and glitter…andtheohsotightpantsthing to tell ya the truth
I wouldn’t expect to be able to learn anything in THAT class, especially because of theohsotightpantsthing.
But will he teach me to contact-juggle?
That was actually wasn’t him juggling, sad story.
It was some guy standing behind him
It was Michael Moschen! I posted his link, just click my name! He’s got videos of his amazing work on his site. He’s incredible!!
That dude is freakin’ amazing.
david bowie Transfiguration teachers
“ch ch changes”
Buuahahahhaa! Nice!
LOL! I’d take that class for sure!
If I were him I’d do something the Fashion. But yeah, I wouldn’t mind having him as my teacher.
This one was really good! ^_^
BEST IDEA EVER! XDDDD
AND he’s a goblin in Labyrinth, so it would fit the theme of every DADA teacher having some weird quirk……
The fanfiction now, eh? :0
Technically he is a Shied. They’re the royal Fae.
I was about to say that… And I might actually have to write this. No, I have dignity left but not much so just wait, I probably will anyway.
I believe you mean “Sidhe.”
He is Fae. Goblins don’t glitter, they are ugly and they smell bad.
I would be kicked out of the class the first day. Schools tend to look down on students raping their teachers.
I would totally be his teacher’s pet! I might even consider being the naught school girl for that!
YES.
I’d do the homework.
im down for that
Oh, if he taught Divination, I’d stare into his crystal balls all day long…
Hahahahahaha!
LOL
I’d hit it. ;P
Oh god, i love this one, one of the only good ones.
I think I’d die of a heart attack…=w=
And the first thing David Bowie would have to learn to protect his students from is HIS OWN PANTS.
Those are disturbing.
But I LIKE his pants ;__;
theyareonlyalittletight
You mean his Pants, Magic Pants?
How would you ever find his class though? He always goes around making labyrinths…
Hogwarts is pretty labyrinthine itself, so it’d be business as usual. XP
Marauder’s Map. Duh.
All I can say is….
OM NOM NOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gee, I want both Alan Rickman AND David Bowie – curses! Mmmmm, I’d be learning to ride more than a broomstick at Hogwarts. *L*
Me too! We could probably work out some sort of joint-custody agreement there…
possibly a time share? cuz I want in
i want in too!!! let’s just work out a schedule!! since everyone wants in!
OMG? First Snape and now Jareth? *SWOON* Yum!
Of all people, the Sovereign would know how to defend against evil.
I don’t know – what side would the Guild of Calamitous Intent be on, in that war?
I would guess they’d side against Mouldyshorts simply because it would be hard finding anyone to “arch” while he was in control, but you never know…
And does he have the proper license to shapechange?
(Oh, God, now I’m trying to think what Hogwarts house Dr. Orpheus would fall under…)
LOL @ the thought of Dr. Orpheus trying on the Sorting hat
FTW!!
“the guy from Labyrinth just turned into a BIRD!”
Hah. And you thought Lockheart’s fangirls were bad…
or robert pattinsons..
Cedric Diggory’s fangirls weren’t that bad. Plus, he’s dead.
I would not pay attention if he wore those grey pants. “I see you looking at mah package.”
“How you turned my world, you precious thing!
You starve and near exhaust me.
Everything I’ve done, I’ve done for you!
I move the stars for no one!
You’ve run so long…
You’ve run so far…
Your eyes can be so cruel…
Just as I can be so cruel…
Though I do believe in you…
Yes I do!
Live without the sunlight…
Love without your heartbeat…
I, I can’t live within you…”
one of the best parts
“I ask for so little… Just let me rule you and everything that you want can be yours. Just fear me, love me and I will be your slave.”
Damn his lines were just great.
Oh God, I wish. *drool*
…I have never wanted detention so much in my life.
*high five*
Scene would be as follows…
Harry: Good…god.
Ron: Merlin’s BALLS!
Herminonie: I…I can’t look away… His pants…so….so tight!
Ron: NO HERMS! DON’T LOOK WE CAN’T LOSE YOU!
Draco: Hehehehehe. Uncle Jareth, stop raping their eyes with your evil pants!
Idk if it’s the sleep depravation or what, but I can’t stop laughing after reading this!
Seconded^. ALL THE LABYRINTH REFERENCES ON THIS PAGE MAKE ME GLEEFUL.
Draco would enjoy that.
“Merlin’s balls!” Ahaha.
Uncle Jareth: Now Draco, be a good boy and pay attention to the today’s lesson.
Draco: And what would that be?
Uncle: “How to Wear Tight Pants”
Draco: I could use that one.
(or maybe that’s just the fangirl in me talking)
YYYYES!!
Funny. Funny. Funny.
Oooh, David Bowie…
He reminds me of the babe!
What babe?
the babe with the power…
what power?
the power of voodoo…
Who do?
You do!
Do what?
Do What?
Remind me of the babe!
I saw mah babeh
cryin hard as babe could cry
what could i do?
on a side note, i don’t NEED defense from his dark arts. ;P
My babeh’s love had gone
And left my babeh blue
Nobody knew what spell to use
Slime and snails
puppydog tails
thunder litghning
And babeh said
Dance Magic Dance!!
OMG! I would totaly go to hogwarts for that <3
i would totaly go to hogwarts, JUST FOR HIM
Aaaggghhhhh! Estrogen overload!!!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Yes. Oh yes.
I am sooo signing up for that class in the fall! I hope he asks for extra credit! XD
I would SO take that class.
BEST CLASS EVAR!!!
Defense against the straight arts teacher
how 2 defend against Escher?
sign me up!
I’m having a David Bowie moment that is NEVER ENDING!
But isn’t he the Dark Arts?!
With his acid-trip-dream-peach and criminally tight pants and evil goblins of dooooooooooom?!
Am I wierd for noticing that the initials there=DADA?
So, David bowie’s my new Daddeh?!
who’s your daddy?! david Bowieeee!!!!
That’s why I never abbreviate it It usually sounds weird. Not in this case, though!
I would hate for him to be my father.
……I’d be in love with my father.
He’d have tonnes of fun on those crazy staircases in Hogwarts!
Heh, I already wrote a HP/Labyrinth crossover.
Love this.
I am totally into that, can you link me?
Me too. *NOMNOMNOM* Jenny… Do you have an allpoetry.com account, cuz we need to chat…
must read please let me know
…yes please!
Hottest dada teacher ever. And effective, because he knows the arts so well. All the female students will probably fail though, as the power of his awesome glam mullet and practically painted on pants will distract even the most prudish girl, and probably a few of the guys too! For the record, I kept telling Sarah to forget the kid and do the King, but she never listens. (besides, she’d get him back if she was Queen, he’s already a little goblin anyway isn’t he lol?)
If you’re into that sort of thing, there’s a licensed manga called “Return to Labyrinth.” It’s… well, it’s something Labyrinth fans can drool over.
If they didn’t sign me up for my Bowie’s class, I’d become an unregistered Animagus and sneak in anyway. Probably as a black kitten. (Chickens make too much noise…heheheh…)
*hums*
My baby’s love had gone,
And left my baby blue-
Nobody knew
What kind of magic spell to use!
Gah! please hide that moose knuckle under some robes! let the girlies (and guys, he’s flexible) feel before they ride! I don’t wanna see it!
He already knows his stuff. How better to get the drop on Death Eaters than the power of distraction? It’s easy to win when the death-munchers are too distracted by the power of teh pantz to curse you first.
The question is: Jareth vs. Snape- who would win?
Jareth. Snape too would dazed by the power of the tightness.
Lovin’ the view. <3
Yesss…. I would stay up all night …studying
I am SO taking Defense of the Dark Arts! whoo, baby! teach me!
lol I saw this & automatically let out a dreamy sigh. I guess I’m more girly than I thought.
Dibs for sitting @ the front of the class!
Yes please!
I’ll be there before you can say .
DD
I can see this perfectly.
-drools at mental image- Sign me up for that class – I beg of you.
If there aren’t anymore seats in the front row, I am taking the floor, front a centre.
Nya! I can’t find any Jareth/DADA fanfics one fanfiction.net :O
Someone link me??
Oh mai jeezus I’d be in that class in a heartbeat. I’ve been in love with Jareth since I was a kid. Sarah always pissed me off cos she had a superpowerful superhawt ohmaijeezusyum king guy practically pleading her to be with him and she’s just like (in a Carlos Mencia ‘tard voice) “Nnno, Jareth. I want mah brotha DEEDEEDEE” STUPID SARAH lulz
*starts humming* “There’s such a sad love, deep in your eyes, a kind of pale jewel, open and closed within your eyes, I’ll place the sky within your eyes….”
Ehehe, yes. Skreeeeeeeeeeeee, I have a fangirl attack just LOOKING at Jareth. I’d just drag my family to live in the Labyrinth with me. But I get alone time with Jareth, of course. >3
Say, one of my favest musicians, in the disguise of an eccentric Goblin King is gonna teach DADA at Hogwarts… where’s that Sorting Hat now
?
(I lol’d at this piccie, such a good idea XD)
HAH! I’m still old enough to attend his class! ^-^
bowie was practicing the dark arts…
Does he teach sex ed too?