
CARVING THE TURKEY
Aunt Gertrude takes it very seriously.
(Joan Crawford)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Nicolletta via Poster Builder
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CARVING THE TURKEY
Aunt Gertrude takes it very seriously.
(Joan Crawford)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Nicolletta via Poster Builder
NO WIRE HANGARS!!elebenties!!1111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yerk. I just had a flashback to the scene in which she made Christina sit at the table until she’d eaten her peas (I think it was peas), and Christina was still there in the middle of the night T_T
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She should have eaten her peas then…
Aunt Gertrude is frightened by the “proper” way to stuff a Turkey
It was liver I think, some sort of meat; not peas.
Oh wait! I remember! It was rare steak, extremely rare, with the blood and stuff, because she said it was healthier for her!
Yeah,Joan purchased steak from the black market because it was WW2 and everything was rationed. She felt since she went through all the trouble of buying it then Christina should have been more grateful. OT but you wouldn’t have to threaten me to get me to eat rare steak,my favorite thing in the world!
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TINA!!! Bring me the axe!
Yipes, I’d stay away from her…
That is the real Joan Crawford.
I seem to hear a certain song by Blue Oyster Cult in the background…
Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Joannie!
Your internetz, ma’am.
Thank you internet (and captioner Nicolletta) for this. I am not kidding when I say that Joan’s my favorite movie star, and Strait Jacket is easily my favorite Joan flick. Shoot, I actually have this promo picture at home! (And another shoot, I’m apparently a gay man trapped in a woman’s body.)
You’re quite welcome, Admiral. =)
savage! poor turkey…