I’m in your house nailin’ your girlfriend.
(Christian Bale)
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Pneumatic power nailing.
No hose.
Fail.
You’re correct, however that IS a pneumatic power nail gun.
Not my fault Hollywood’s stupid.
Could be a Paslode “impulse” fuel cell powered nail gun . . .
Just sayin’
From IMDB:
Revealing mistakes: SPOILER: Bateman could not have killed Jean with the nail gun because that model of nail gun must be plugged into an air compressor for the nails to be fired. If he had pulled the trigger the way he was holding it [without it plugged into anything], nothing would have happened.
Actually, IMDB is kinda wrong. RickyBobby is correct. If it was a Paslode fuel cell nail gun than he could have killed her very easily. They don’t need to be plugged in, they run off a “battery” and used gun powder cells. However, the gun in the photo is not a fuel cell gun.
This message is brought to you by ITW Paslode and the letter “G”.
Of course, a nail gun also has to be in physical contact with the object to be nailed, as well. The nosepiece has to be pushed in to disengage a safety mechanism for the tool to actually “fire” the nail.
The whole movie thing about shooting stuff at any distance further than in-contact with a nail gun is BS.
Yeah, I find it amusing, considering the muscle-power required to actually OPERATE a nail gun…
I knew a carpenter who had modified his nailgun, in part by disabling this safety feature.
He could spew nails out of the thing like an AK-47. He used it to do things like speed-nail decking down. Contractors loved him because he was fast. No way in hell would I ever hire the guy to work on MY house, though…anyway, the nail gun was amazing and scary.
Awe. Some. Dude!
My little brother is a framer and I think he would shudder to hear that some guy was doing that
I was first thinking the chick in Final Destination 3 couldn’t have died by nail gun but if you can removed the safety features…. that’s just frightening!
Yeah. But no normal nail gun would lack the safety.
actually you can by pass the safety feature on this bostich 31 degree stick nailer ther for you would not need to depress the gun on anything just would have to pull the trigger and a waywshe goes. have used one and they are scray as hell.
But it wasn’t, so you fail.
…and you’re a tool!!
Oh, why do you hate yourself so much? Calling yourself a tool and all.
The right tool for the right job, and such
If you’d see the movie or read the book you’ll knew he doesn’t actually kill all those people. It’s Bateman’s mind, it’s him who don’t know that that nailgun can’t work !
That’s what the movie director would answer to you
Which is what makes the movie so bad. There’s a slight ambiguity in the book, but the end of the movie beats you over the head with the whole “Bateman was dilusional, and not actually a killer, never mind a serial killer” thing.
He absolutely is a serial killer. The end is about a nameless uncaring society not noticing dozens of people going missing. This is why they are constantly confusing peoples names and faces. And this is why he got away with it.
+200 points for a successful execution of “Bateman.”
Bateman was my childhood hero. I never was a child.
It only now occurs to me that this movie probably has nothing to do with Batman. I like the idea of Batman going around nail-gunning people. Am I wrong to think this?
But that is Patrick Bateman
that is one big nail gun…
It looks sort of like a Paslode F350S butane fueled nailer, with the brand name covered up.
Instead of compressed air, the cylinder is filled with a little bit of air, some butane, and a spark. It is as powerful as a pneumatic nailer, but it doesn’t need a hose. It does need a somewhat larger cylinder, space for the battery and space for the butane can. So it is somewhat larger than a pneumatic nailer of the same capacity.
If you want to experiment, and you know how to use a nailer and C-clamps: Clamp some 2x4s spaced about a foot apart. Drill a hole through the first 2×4 and shoot nails through the hole at the other one.
Depending on the nails you use and the power of your nailer, the nail may or may not even dent the second 2×4 when they hit. These nailers really only work well when they are in contact with the work surface.
They may call them nail guns, but you shouldn’t try to use one in a real gun fight.
I have a nail gun that looks a lot like this one (but its red) and it doesn’t require a hose, and you can easily modify the safety tip in several ways.
One way is basically a folded piece of duct tape and a string to jam it in place…
Its not a very powerful nail gun tho, but you can shoot the nail about half way in (half the nail sticking out) from 1 meter away on a normal piece of wood.
But i don’t know anything about American tools since we use different brands over here.
Apparently he knows her well.
What movie is this from?
This is from “American Psycho”. That’s Christian Bale and Chloe Sevigny.
Love love love this movie….. Best Christian Bale movie ever!
A laugh riot.
It wasn’t “Shaft”?
nananana na nana na-nana! SHAFT!
Well, except for all the others ones that were actually worth watching.
Yeah, like Shaft, and Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Equilibrium. Especially Equilibrium.
Equilibrium – The Matrix without all the pretentious, extraordinarily transparent Christian, Buddhist and disestablishmentarianist symbolism.
The Prestige, anyone?
woah… This came up in a table top RPsession months ago. the players had to solve a seires of murders involvng people who had inherited a fortune fro a man who wasn’t dead. one died form a pneumatic nailer.
also, why is it not plugged in? the safety is also on.
Also, it’s not loaded. Also, you have it upside down. Plus the reflections are all wrong. Look at the pixels!
Yeah, totally shop’d.
but he decides against nailing her with this so gets his toaster and toast her ears
what happen if youre watch this movie backwards?
It turns into “Jon and Kate Plus 8″.
Caption WIN!
Glad I wasn’t the only one to wonder about the nail gun….I’m guessing a hose draping from the end of the gun would kill the “coolness” factor. That or the sound of an air compressor re-pressurizing in the background. I’m also glad someone noticed the clip was empty. Having helped to frame my own house, I’ve had my fair share of working with nail guns and find this clip quite amusing.
holy old movie batman
Can i just say….its still a win.
Yeah! Sexual domination AND violence against women, all wrapped up in one caption! Sweet.
Yea!!! I heart nail guns.
what a disgusting caption.
Ha! I love it!
Me and my friend both cracked up laughing at that scene, it was perfectly done