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jessica simpson

Today’s Forecast – Nipply, with a 50% chance of crotch shot.

(Jessica Simpson)

Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Roxy_Smash via Breaking News Builder

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  1. scott says:

    huh, wait, what was the forecast again?

  2. timmy says:

    i’m only 11 & wut is this ?

  3. paws4thot says:

    I thought the idea was to caption pictures of celebrities? ;)

    • ay dios mio says:

      She’s the one celebrity that I still perk out a little at pics like this. I just don’t picture her as slutty so it really is like an awkward moment a momentary mistake that will be covered up asap.
      That didn’t prove she was a celebrity. I’m not sure what my point was.

  4. TattooPanda says:

    I personally have no problems w/ this picture. Didn’t even notice some attempted to caption it.

    O.o

  5. The Admiral says:

    Jeez, I wish it was “nipply” in Tennessee. It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell down here!

  6. Yuri says:

    she has some really small nipples…

  7. harlequinb says:

    If I had boobs that perky, I’d go without a bra.

  8. meandmeagain says:

    oh wow you can see her nipples through her shirt, what a big deal…….
    is the usa really that prude that nipples under a shirt deserve attention?

    over here i see that like 50 times a day….

    • Scmoe says:

      That’s right, “over here” in the U.S. we’re terribly repressed and sex-obsessed. Yes, breasts are still regarded as sex organs. This country is more screwed up than anyone will admit. As one maladjusted puppy myself, I ought to know. Cheers.

  9. Kate says:

    And just to get it all out of the way…

    “OMG! She’s so fat and ugly!”

    “No she’s not! Not all women have to look like wire hangers!”

    “DOOD! What are you talking about she’s toatlly hawt!”

    “Ugh…just, ugh.”

    “I’d hit that.”

    “You’d hit anything.”

    “SHE’S TOO THING, AND ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SICOS WHO HATE WOMENT!!”

    “And what, you’re NOT a size two yourself?”

    “Ugh, teh blonde, it hurtz!”

    “You’re a racist!!!”

    Got it? Good. Now all you little trolls can fark off and let the rest of us have fun.

    • Meh says:

      Kudos to you.
      That was great.

    • jujube says:

      I personally feel sorry for her. True, she really doesn’t have much talent, but the public has put her through the wringer for one thing or another.
      The price you pay for fame……..I bet she’d reconsider everything if it just meant having some privacy to lick her wounds on her own.
      BTW: she’s from the same town in Texas in which I was raised.

      • Justme says:

        She’s from your hometown, so clearly you have as much talent? Please. And what wounds does she have? None. She can sing, she’s pretty, get over it. If she thought anyone felt sorry for her she’d laugh like a hyena. And the caption is dumb as hell. It should read something like, “Quit staring at the mole on my back and hand me my coat before one of these things freezes solid!”

        • jujube says:

          Huh? How does saying someone is from my hometown translate as I think I have talent? And how are you the authority on what wounds one has? Don’t you think public humiliation from one’s weight, and being publicly dumped by someone you thought loved you count as wounds?
          Clearly, I believe you need a certain dose of humanity. Obviously it was not taught to you as a child.

        • jujube says:

          Oh, BTW: I do have plenty of musical talent. Not that it matters, but I played viola all through school (a viola is similar to a violin but a bit larger and tuned a fifth lower). I was first chair viola in our junior high orchestra; we went to the Texas state championships (UIL) where my school placed FIRST. I placed SECOND CHAIR in the STATE honor orchestra; the only reason I didn’t place first chair was because the guy that actually won first played louder than I. We actually recorded an album with the renowned violinist Jasha Heifetz.

  10. Trevor says:

    Heh, The headlights are on…

  11. Marzy P says:

    What i always found funny is in Ireland we say nippy if its a bit cold,i’ve always wondered why… xD x

    • feefdaly says:

      lol. I’m irish too but i’ve never heard anyone say nippy, just ‘Ihs pissin rain ouh here. i’m comin back inside.’

    • shin0bi272 says:

      we say nippy here in the us too but this pic is of nipply weather… huge difference. Though one can cause the other.

  12. Electrica says:

    Give my regards, Parry.


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