
Today’s Forecast – Nipply, with a 50% chance of crotch shot.
(Jessica Simpson)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Roxy_Smash via Breaking News Builder
-
-
Copy & paste this:
« Previous THE OZONE LAYER | BEING RESPONSIBLE Next »

Today’s Forecast – Nipply, with a 50% chance of crotch shot.
(Jessica Simpson)
Picture by: dunno source. Caption by: Roxy_Smash via Breaking News Builder
huh, wait, what was the forecast again?
i’m only 11 & wut is this ?
That’s starting to get old.
Whereas “Timmy” will always be 11.
Give my regards, Parry.
Maybe to you.
It’s a girl, they have cooties
I guess it’s time me and you went out back, played a game of catch, and I’ll have to explain exactly what a vag looks like
I thought the idea was to caption pictures of celebrities?
She’s the one celebrity that I still perk out a little at pics like this. I just don’t picture her as slutty so it really is like an awkward moment a momentary mistake that will be covered up asap.
That didn’t prove she was a celebrity. I’m not sure what my point was.
I personally have no problems w/ this picture. Didn’t even notice some attempted to caption it.
O.o
Jeez, I wish it was “nipply” in Tennessee. It’s hotter than the hinges of Hell down here!
she has some really small nipples…
And there is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.
*starts daydreaming*
I didn’t notice her nipples until I read the caption
I have some bad news for you
nothing wrong with small nipples as long as I get to suck on them and possibly nibble if shes into that.
If I had boobs that perky, I’d go without a bra.
let me guess youre a guy
oh wow you can see her nipples through her shirt, what a big deal…….
is the usa really that prude that nipples under a shirt deserve attention?
over here i see that like 50 times a day….
That’s right, “over here” in the U.S. we’re terribly repressed and sex-obsessed. Yes, breasts are still regarded as sex organs. This country is more screwed up than anyone will admit. As one maladjusted puppy myself, I ought to know. Cheers.
Breasts are not sex organs, they are simply provided for the feeding of infants.
Please go back to biology class.
they are secondary sex organs. thats why girls dont start growing them till after puberty. well unless they are really fat.
Heck, I’ve seen my mother’s nipples in a similar view… And she’s over 60. TMI?
And just to get it all out of the way…
“OMG! She’s so fat and ugly!”
“No she’s not! Not all women have to look like wire hangers!”
“DOOD! What are you talking about she’s toatlly hawt!”
“Ugh…just, ugh.”
“I’d hit that.”
“You’d hit anything.”
“SHE’S TOO THING, AND ALL YOU PEOPLE ARE SICOS WHO HATE WOMENT!!”
“And what, you’re NOT a size two yourself?”
“Ugh, teh blonde, it hurtz!”
“You’re a racist!!!”
Got it? Good. Now all you little trolls can fark off and let the rest of us have fun.
Kudos to you.
That was great.
I personally feel sorry for her. True, she really doesn’t have much talent, but the public has put her through the wringer for one thing or another.
The price you pay for fame……..I bet she’d reconsider everything if it just meant having some privacy to lick her wounds on her own.
BTW: she’s from the same town in Texas in which I was raised.
She’s from your hometown, so clearly you have as much talent? Please. And what wounds does she have? None. She can sing, she’s pretty, get over it. If she thought anyone felt sorry for her she’d laugh like a hyena. And the caption is dumb as hell. It should read something like, “Quit staring at the mole on my back and hand me my coat before one of these things freezes solid!”
Huh? How does saying someone is from my hometown translate as I think I have talent? And how are you the authority on what wounds one has? Don’t you think public humiliation from one’s weight, and being publicly dumped by someone you thought loved you count as wounds?
Clearly, I believe you need a certain dose of humanity. Obviously it was not taught to you as a child.
Oh, BTW: I do have plenty of musical talent. Not that it matters, but I played viola all through school (a viola is similar to a violin but a bit larger and tuned a fifth lower). I was first chair viola in our junior high orchestra; we went to the Texas state championships (UIL) where my school placed FIRST. I placed SECOND CHAIR in the STATE honor orchestra; the only reason I didn’t place first chair was because the guy that actually won first played louder than I. We actually recorded an album with the renowned violinist Jasha Heifetz.
Oh, snap!
Heh, The headlights are on…
What i always found funny is in Ireland we say nippy if its a bit cold,i’ve always wondered why… xD x
lol. I’m irish too but i’ve never heard anyone say nippy, just ‘Ihs pissin rain ouh here. i’m comin back inside.’
we say nippy here in the us too but this pic is of nipply weather… huge difference. Though one can cause the other.