Comments on: You don’t mess with

By: Whitey

Whitey — Fri, 03 Sep 2010 01:32:29 +0000

Sean, you unhand Willem DaFoe this instant!

By: ladymellott

ladymellott — Sun, 23 May 2010 07:06:56 +0000

@ uber – “One’s a sick duck…I can’t remember the rest, but your mother’s a wh*re.” ROTFLOL!!!

By: idaho falls daycare

idaho falls daycare — Fri, 05 Feb 2010 18:05:01 +0000

sean is tough, but God is tougher.

By: 11bravo

11bravo — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 23:31:55 +0000

you will rue the day!

By: shonuff

shonuff — Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:54:09 +0000

eww she does.
I thought he’d be married to someone attractive.

By: Johis

Johis — Tue, 25 Aug 2009 21:46:49 +0000

“The Beautiful (Sean Connery)” and “the beast (Michelle)”

By: Claire

Claire — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:08:53 +0000

If he’s furious I dont really care. He might learn to shut his big fat gob in future.

“Oh yesh, I cant come back to Schotland until its independent,” said he, being fanned by some carribean woman in a thong, “What? Tax money? What’s tax? I’ve never paid any of that.”

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 09:02:17 +0000

He did always say “Mish Moneypenny”. He has a mild speech impediment.

By: Claire

Claire — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 08:40:19 +0000

Exactly, he’s a git

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:21:29 +0000

Actually he’s a legendary Tax Exile who claims to stand up for Scottish Independance (Yep!! About several thousand miles away in the Bahamas who only spends enough time over here not to be taxed by the Government) and writes books about how he is proud to be a Scot (whilst he’s sunning himself in the Bahamas)

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:15:29 +0000

Probably does for him!! Better weather for one thing. However he still can’t get a pair of dentures that fit him. Can’t imagine him doing Bond now though – “Missh Moneypenny” or “Pusshy Galore! I musht be dreaming”

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 07:04:25 +0000

I’m part English, Part South African, Part Australian and Part Canadian, what the hell does that make me??? (Other than bloody confused at the best of times )

By: Noadditives

Noadditives — Tue, 18 Aug 2009 16:06:34 +0000

She totally does.

By: pooh

pooh — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 22:13:46 +0000

No.

By: addrockk

addrockk — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:35:40 +0000

I bet he’s reading this right now, and I bet he’s furious at your post.

By: Ignatz

Ignatz — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 13:31:13 +0000

Your momma don’t mind.

By: vacation market

vacation market — Mon, 17 Aug 2009 03:49:14 +0000

he is legendary actor, especially with his acting at james bond.

By: scarecrow

scarecrow — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 08:46:04 +0000

Amen to that. But I live in Houston… Which means it’s hot and humid no matter if it rains or not. We might just be the second leading producer of swamp ass in the United States.

By: LisaDemonolith

LisaDemonolith — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 06:31:42 +0000

Why does he look so calm? Reminding himself of those golden James Bond days is he?

By: Claire

Claire — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 01:37:56 +0000

I’ve already been invaded by an Englishman. Thankfully he wore his chain mail and suit of armour. I’m wondering when the Germans will show up now

By: jujube

jujube — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:15:05 +0000

Kaiser or whole wheat?

By: jujube

jujube — Sun, 16 Aug 2009 00:11:54 +0000

Well, if you get invaded, I want to get invaded too! We’ll all get invaded. It’ll be anarchy! I just hope they use protection.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 22:14:40 +0000

I’m a Scot of Polish, Irish, Scottish and Russian descent. I’m expecting to be invaded any second now

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:54:39 +0000

How did you know? Mom, get out of Eric’s flat! What did I tell you about that?

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:47:45 +0000

I’m an American of British and German and Swedish descent. I guess that makes me a Heinz 57! I’m a mutt.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:43:53 +0000

No, I got’s ta know!
Was it five shots or was it six?
Do you feel lucky, punk? Do you? *click*

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:40:35 +0000

Heeeheeeheeheeee!

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:26:18 +0000

You know we will all be dead and rotted in a hundred years, but her silicone will probably blow up against a fence and remain for centuries. What a sight for any alien lifeforms to behold! They’ll think that humans were a bunch of plastic gob-filled bags and abandon ship!

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 21:20:09 +0000

A mallard with a cold has a lot of snot in his beak.

By: I'm not as dumb as thinkle peep I am

I'm not as dumb as thinkle peep I am — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 19:23:38 +0000

She’s his wife. Here’s a better pic: http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/08/10/article-1043417-0013D2EA00000258-165_468x295.jpg

Izzit just me, or does she look like Jocelyn Wildenstein?
http://lh5.ggpht.com/fisherwy/RxTGdi2KqeI/AAAAAAAAKOw/lXXOIIesb70/Jocelyn+Wildenstein%5B2%5D.jpg

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:58:40 +0000

Yeah… I dont want to image any part of Jordan’s anatomy in my garden, especially not those two parts.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:57:15 +0000

LOL that doesnt make it any better

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:15:48 +0000

“One’s a sick duck, the other a di** suck.”

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:14:40 +0000

You can do that to my Ex. I’ll never tell. I’ll even help you hide the body.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:08:24 +0000

You got it, sweetcheeks! I’ll try to make sure they’re on the next space shuttle that blows up. Hopefully it will be far enough out of the Earth’s atmosphere that we don’t have to deal with their dismembered body parts in our garden. Blecchhh.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 18:04:17 +0000

Try living in Texas. It rains for about five minutes in the summer, just enough to piss a person off…..then it turns really hot and muggy.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:45:58 +0000

The sun has come out for a little while here but its still really windy. It’s not really showed itself this summer has it?

By: Pathos

Pathos — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:40:22 +0000

He live in the Bahamas, actually.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 17:39:42 +0000

No thank you. If there’s anyone you want to send to the moon and keep them there? Its Posh and Becks. Oh and Jordan. Please do us this favour!

By: henkdevriep

henkdevriep — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:52:16 +0000

stick in the mud -_-

By: Cris

Cris — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 11:22:59 +0000

Right now, it does .

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:16:58 +0000

A Scotswoman said to me “wow, I thought Scotland was bad where rain is concerned, and then I moved here …”

We’re officially the rainiest part of Britain. No fun.

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 09:15:57 +0000

I get rained on that much, but that’s because I’m in the North West of England. Of German descent (despite my Scottish surname).

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 07:15:56 +0000

No, we were actually thinking of sending Sean back. What a has-been!
And as for me, I love Hugh and Ewen, most of us Yank ladies would do them in a heartbeat! So there. So sorry.
You can take Posh and Becks back, we’d appreciate that. Wastes of skin, both.

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:46:56 +0000

It’s more the rampant hypocracy of the man that I despise. He lives in America because he doesnt want to pay higher taxes. Well, didums. If you’re rich so what? If poor people can still afford to pay their taxes then so can he. If he can buy a mansion and a fancy car then tough! Some people dont have big houses and fancy cars and they still pay! Then he releases books written by himself and some other man called “Being a Scot” while he’s sunning himself in the states. I dont remember the job description for being Scottish as a cowardly tax exile.

How about a deal? You guys can keep Sean Connery and can we have Hugh Laurie back? And Ewan McGregor. That’d be awesome thanks

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:35:01 +0000

It certainly feels that way sometimes

By: Claire

Claire — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:34:35 +0000

No, it just makes you unfortunate

By: sinfonie

sinfonie — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 06:06:40 +0000

Maybe he just had to tell her one too many times to shut up, and she kept talking. Some mornings I’d like to to that to my husband.

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:34:26 +0000

Tell your mom I said hey.

By: jujube

jujube — Sat, 15 Aug 2009 05:06:12 +0000

Who the feck is she anyway….and why does he seem to hate her so much?