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Good Lord! ILLEGAL VISUAL! ILLEGAL VISUAL!
What the hell movie is *that* from, anyway?
zardoz
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zardoz
That movie sounds fvcking ridiculous.
Trust me the whole movie IS fvcking ridiculous
Say what you really think; faqing ridiculous is too good for that film!
John Boorman made classics such as Deliverance, Excalibur (and I suppose Hope and Glory) but then in the midst of all that he smokes some bad Ganja and suddenly creates Zardos.
In the Life According to the Simpsons – Comic Book Guy edition, they show his room.
He has a remote control floating Zardoz head lamp! Do want!
that movie was AWFUL.
MY EYES! MY EYES!
My eyes! My eyes! Wait…how am i reading this??? new found psychic ability???
Disturbing, on so many levels…..
MY EYES OH GOD MY EYES
IT BUUUUURRRRNNNNNSSSSSS!!!!11!!1!!one!!ELEBENTY!!!
It’s from “Zardoz” – 1974.
oh god i have gone blind , need eye bleach and mind bleach
What have been seen cannot be unseen…
Zardoz… a classic cult film. See it uncut.
I think I DO see “it” uncut.
Absolutely FANATASTIC movie – they knew how to make cult movies back then..
Thing is…there’s no indication that they were making a cult film…those guys were serious. Or high. Hopefully they were high. (Probably they were both.)
i think it was more like seriously high
Not his proudest moment……
It’s from the 1974 oscar nominated hit (just joking,) ZARDOZ.
Coming soon to the cut bin at Blockbuster near you.
I dunno, the storyline sounds a bit like the later Dune books…
I had no idea he is so hairy…eewwwwww!
You call that hairy?
Hairy used to be sexy. See Magnum, P.I. Personally, it’s a look I would love to see come back in style. I like men who look like men.
Amen to that. I feel like a pedophile when I look at the ads these days.
blah! you are right on! Leave the hair on, fellas. It is HOT
im like a wookie im so hairy
Zardoz! Yay!
Any film with the line “The penis is evil, it shoots life; the gun is good, it shoots death” is worth watching at least once.
No it isn’t; any film this bad is worth not buying, and doing something more worthwhile with 2 hours of your life instead, like watching paint dry!
Wow….so, uh… Wow.
It’s like Metal Gear’s Revolver Ocelot gone… gay. (No offense intended)
You don’t know a lot about Ocelot, do you?
Well, I have played almost all MGS games, except for a pair of portable versions (MGS Acid) and the ending of MGS4, and besides his obsession with Big Boss, I don’t think he’s gay, or is he? It would certainly be an interesting part of this complex character.
…well…wow…Um…I could have gone my entire life without seeing this. I can’t be sure, but I think that Sean Connery’s sexy-level just dropped a point of two. BUT…at the same time…there is this morbid fascination beginning to grow…
Nope. Sexiness went down a few points.
The red loincloth is pretty unfortunate.
It’s the boots that really do it though…they *ahem* “make” the whole outfit.
I wish that, at my manliest, I could manage to be as badass as Sean Connery in gay bondage underwear… Sad but true.
The name’s Bondage, James Bondage.
I LOL’d…
Ok, that’s a win
this would have made a much better caption.
ROFL
All my fantasies of him in a kilt have been just…..please gouge my eyes out???????
His diaper is so loaded it needs suspenders?
…you disappoint me, Sean.
what else would a rapist wear in a sci-fi film called “zardoz”?
You know, cheesy diaper and all, at least he’s showing some gams. The horrendous styles these days with baggy pants/cargo shorts hanging half off boys’ asses who are so terrified to be though of as gay is so UN-sexy as to qualify as clown clothing. And the chest hair is gorgeous.
Totally agree with the chest hair…I’m sooo embarrassed that my own brother shaves his chest hair…So unmanly!
“Totally agree with the chest hair” Did the chest hair say something?
And yeah, real women have curves, real men have body hair. Simple facts of life. Check Craig Ferguson’s Wee bit of revolution special for an awesome bit about Sean.
Oh look its the cowardly tax exile again.
“You may take my country, but you’ll never take my TAXES!!!”
LOL you know what the embarrassing thing is? They erected a statue of William Wallace? It looks like Mel Gibson.
Actually, the statue was remodelled in response to complaints that it didn’t look like Mel Gibson.
It still looks like Mel Gibson. It’s embarrassing. He got most of the movie wrong anyway.
Evidence, other than the fact that Sophie Marceau wwas playing a 12yo?
Oh several… the one that makes me most annoyed is the battle of stirling bridge but oh well. I’m not an expert historian so a website helped me with this.
-The film features no bridge at the Battle of Stirling. One of the main reasons that the Scottish won this battle was because of the tactical advantage that the Bridge allowed. Apparently when asked by a local why the Battle of Stirling Bridge was filmed on an open plain, Gibson answered that “the bridge got in the way”. “Aye,” the local answered. “That’s what the English found.”
-Secondly, there wasn’t really a Scottish “nation” at the time. Scotland was made up of clans, who were frequently bought off or warred with or allied with. Scotland was effectively the same as the USA was before the colonials arrived, with tribal allegiances. What Wallace did was allign many of these Clans to fight against an oppressive monarch who had gone back on his word to keep Scotland a seperate nation.
-Wallace was far from a “Scottish” hero. He wasn’t born in a quaint little Scottish highland town, and raised with the sheep. He was a nobleman, and the fact that he spoke Latin suggests that he was pretty well educated. He was born into a wealthy family with land in England and Scotland and a title. Although details on this are sketchy, his initial resistance to the English Crown was probably due to the fact that his own property was threatened. Not to diminish his role in the Independence Wars, but he wasn’t a nationalist to begin with.
-The depiction of Robert the Bruce as a man torn is completely fabricated. Wallace didn’t support The Bruce’s claim to the Scottish throne, he actual supported John Baliol, who swore alligiance to Edward I. The Bruce did not fight against Wallace at Falkirk, and never at any point betrayed him. Robert The Bruce DID fight for Edward, but never against Wallace.
-It is completely impossible for Wallace to have slept with the French princess and for her to have bourne his child. She was 9 when he died.
-The Irish mercinaries are seen to join the Scottish army. In actual fact the Irish mercenaries had been bought by Edward I and would have fought for England. There were other countries which came to the aid of Wallace, most likely Wales and/or France.
-They don’t even get the dates right. At the start of the film they suggest that “The King of Scotland has just died” in 1280. Alexander the III died in 1286.
Hollywood rewrites things for the sake of entertainment, and then you have tourists hissing at the statue of Robert the Bruce for no good reason, “he betrayed Wallace you know!” I’ve learned just to agree, no one cares about facts anymore.
Most of that is reasonable, but ignoring Victorian (and later) urban sprawl, I’d like to know how you classify Elderslie (Renfrewshire) or Ellerslie (Abedeenshire IIRC) (both offered as sources differ as to his birthplace) as anything other than small villages? You’re dealing with a time when a minor noble might have ruled over something like 200 people.
LOL what is meant that he wasn’t some hick farmer that the movie tried to make out he had been. He lived in a decent enough house for the time and wasn’t poor by any stretch of the imagination. The film has him as some Scottish redneck when he wasn’t.
I watched that movie when it first came out, and enjoyed it. I started to watch it again after joining the SCA, I couldn’t even make it halfway through.
The SCA?
The other major thing wrong is the costumes. The Scots never actually wore Kilts. They wore Plaid which is basically a Tartan Blanket wrapped around and gathered over the shoulder and attached with a (usually) decorative pin. The kilt is likely to be an English invention made after the 1780s when Scotland became popular (Tartan was banned after Culloden), King George the something or other (plus Prince George) came to Scotland and wanted to get down with the Locals but were buggered if they were going to hang about their country houses in a Tartan Blanket, so some clever English Tailor lopped the shoulder part off it, leaving just the “kilt” part of it. BTW Kilts aren’t confined to Scotland you know, the Irish have them as do the Greeks (look at those goosestepping guards they have!! Don’t know the name of them Sorry!!)
Well the kilt actually started to appear in the late 1600s so I doubt it was an English invention. It originated in the Highlands. Its gone through a lot of changes since its original appearance though, the most fashionable at the moment is the plain black kilt which, I must say, is very smart and sexy looking.
P.S. I love when either the Scottish football team or the rugby team play. All the men suddenly dig out their kilts and wander around wearing them (they never get worn otherwise). Some suit them, some do not, but any excuse for an ogle.
Well, he wanted a role as far from James Bond as possible.
The shot of him in a wedding dress is even more disturbing, believe it or not. (Click my name, go down about 1/3 of the page. Or skip back to page 1 and read the whole recap, it’s funny as hell)
I fail at linking. Go to agonybooth.com, then search for Zardoz.
Oh…dear. What a strange thing, and what a large collection of other strange things.
Albert?
I can see this being Bruno’s dad as well!
Lol!
I LOVE ZARDOZ! Fantastic cult movie! Giant floating head that vomits guns!!!!
Possible fail: does this guy not look like General or assasin Tao from the Dragonball saga? I saw him and immediately thought of his giant log. Well, the one he uses to fight…
his brief role as double ew 7
lol
nice dress !
so shame !
This one pic just killed all my mothers hopes and dreams for the future…
Classic Irish Sci-Fi! Made by the guy who brought you “Deliverance” just the year before, and shot in the Wicklow Mountains just south of my hometown Dublin… I still know some people who worked on this film:
It’s BRILLIANT
Y’know, maybe a color other than orange…..?
Well, isn’t that a colorful banana hammock.
Wow… this is one point of Revolver Ocelot’s life that I did NOT need to see! (O_o)
GOOD LORD! Who knew Sean Connery could ever look BAD!! Well a diaper with suspenders sure does it!
“I like a healthy breshe ’round my privatesh, thanksh.”
I fail at typing accents.
Oh yea it’s Boltok the rapist
Oh poor poor Mr.Connery. How sad a day it must have been in the wardrobe department whet you you came in and they had to tell you you’d be wearing this bity ensemble.
I am sure this is not one Mrs. Connery wanted you to bring home afterwards.
You never know!! It looks rather kinky and BDSMish. She might quite like it. (And of course Sean Canary likes to inflict pain on others and God knows with this film he inflicted more pain than any one could possibly bear
)
My husband wanted to name our kid Zardoz. Told him if we did the kid would eventually come after us with an axe. Named her something else in the end, but it was a close one. BTW, thanks to Claire for the excellent history lesson.
at first, I threw up a little in my mouth…and when I saw this is Sean Connery, I got sad
great success
For whom????
Ireland’s only Mankini shop it looks like
I did not need to see this.
Is there a way to erase an image from your mind??? Ewwwww.