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How badass a rapper can you be if yer afraid of rain?
(Snoop Dogg)
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He’s not afraid of rain. He just melts if it touches him.
dang thats what I was gonna say…
rofl
Eh, rappers are pretty much posers, so there.
He has to have someone hold an umbrella for him? Geez, does an assistant flush the toilet for him too?
They also wipe his butt. With 100 dollar bills.
he’s got a classy ass hat on though.
you said ass hat.
:3 ass hat
Ha! Hilarious.
It’s for the good of all concerned. You really don’t want to have to smell a wet snoop dogg. Trust me on this.
rofl
If you want bad-ass, then listen to metal
Agreed. Metal is where the badasses are. Rap is where the poser “gangsta” people are. Just wishing they were something to fear like true gangsters.
Nah metal is full of whiney people with too many piercings screaming at each other, If you want real badasses country is where its at.
Yeah, a bunch of grown men singing about how they want a pony. Get some Britney spears/Nsync up in here. Now that’s hard core.
you’ve obviously never listened to miranda lambert.
and we all know that alvin and the chipmunks = real badass.
scythelord? nice name. poser.
No.
If you want badass then listen to Classical music.
Mahler and Shostakovitch.. now there’s some bad ass beats.
he needs it, fo’ drizzle.
was just thinking that, muh nizzle
It’s to protect against tha frizzle!
WIN!
no my friend that is an EPIC WIN
that’s probably the guy from the record label making certain he doesn’t catch a cold.
Thats what Im thinking. He doesnt look too happy about it either…
but those record companies treat the voices like pure gold. Can have them getting laryngitis.
Snoop dog is white and has a slave.
Ha! I’d do the same if i were ritch, bo!
I’am not really a fan, i’am not even down with HipHop and Rap. But it sucks to become sick for a Rapper. Think about his voice.
For all the posers out there, Snopp dog is the only one I belive he had a shotgun on his backseat.
Getting cold and/or wet doesn’t make you sick. You can catch a cold in a warm, dry room if someone else with a cold is in it with you.
Nice hat, Snoop Dogg.
A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.
getting cold or wet doesnt make you sick, no. but it IS proven to lower your immune system, making you more likely to get sick from something you otherwise would have fought off.
Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
For Drizzle.
Why do black ppl all look so gay?
Snoop Dogg is like 40… He’s a grown ass man at this point, he doesn’t care about street cred.
He has a fat ass?
How big a redneck do you have to be to say “yer”?
Anyone else distracted by the random sad looking guy peeking over the umbrella man’s shoulder? He seems sad that he has no umbrella himself. aww
Is that a golf tourney? Oh yeah, golf is just so gangsta!
The point is: THERE WAS NO RAIN.
fo shizzle der wuz drizzle.
What does snoop dog use an umbrella for?
Fo Drizzle!
XD
that made me lol
He needs to hire somebody to pick out his clothes for him, is what he needs.. That hat looks like something a six-month-old baby girl would wear, all it needs is some ruffles around the edges.
XD I’m wondering more how he calls himself a “bad-ass rapper” wearing that tourist-looking hat
Gah! Curse you Sinead for beating me to the punch! lol
Why does Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
‘Fo drizzle.
He needed if fo the drizzle.
An umbrella AND a bonnet.
Snoop is the man anyway so it don’t really matter!..
F-u-c-king N1ggers
Racist much?
Snoop Dog ? Never hear dog’s name like that.
Coward rapper.
Fuzzy Bear needs to protect his ‘do! Although the dodgy fishing hat would seem to do the trick. Anyone remember his scene playing the undercover golf caddy in “Starsky and Hutch”?
I think there’s a difference in “scared of rain” and “prefers to remain dry.” Just saying…
well….DUUUH!!!!Who wants to get wet when raining
The funny part is the hat hes wearing
What bullsh1t, who ever captioned this is probably a white middle class kid. Give snoop some credit he’s been there done that then made a pile of money, now you begrudge him for treating himself to some nice things. Quit you’re b1tching.
…”Yeah.”…”We need tuh rethinks this ‘slavery-is-bad’ position.”…”A man’s got ta get whut he want.”…
OMG that was when he was at training camp in Westminser, MD and I work in Westminster! w00t!!
Can’t be too cool if yer wearing a Tilley hat, either…
… or if you know what that is and can identify it from the pic, sigh.
snoop dizzle in the drizzle
hidin’ unda him umbrizzle
he watchin a foot ball game
while he be chillin in the rain
smokin a blunt or two
thats what the hell he do
wheh the game’s thru
he’ll smoke another few
peace!
You can stand under my umbrella ella ella XD
Yes, sir, Mr. Dogg. I’ve got your bumberchute right here. Smashing good!
Actually, you crazy white people, black people hate getting their hair wet because it ruins it. It’s chemically different. That’s why they only have to wash their hair once in a while – it would strip them of their natural oils. So next time you try to call someone a poser just because they live a different lifestyle, try to read up on the facts.
He’s wearing a hat, idiot. Clearly he needs the the other black man, with the same type of hair, to hold the umbrella for him. Also, it isn’t raining in the picture. Use your eyeballs next time, crazy black person (it’s just as racist as saying crazy white person).
This is Snoop Dogg. The umbrella is for times like that–you know, when it DRIZZLES.
YODELING IS REAL BADASS!
maybe he’s a witch?
Because he has a PERM
uhm, black people are afraid of water… duh.
Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?
Fo’ Drizzle