MARION MORRISON
Making men with girly names look completely badass since 1926.
(John Wayne aka Marion Morrison)
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Hey, better than Marion Barry.
I say he should have left his name Marion, because getting your butt kicked by a guy named Marion would add insult to all the injuries.
“Dude, Marion just kicked your sorry a**!”
“Look” being the operative word. He was a lot better at posturing than doing the right thing (vide WWII).
This is true. His personal life was less than heroic in all ways.
Yes! I am related to him! My mom’s maiden name is Morrison and he’s like… My dead 4th cousin or something. But yeah, I’m related to him. (And Yes, I know, just because he SHARES the same last name doesn’t mean he IS… But ’tis true, I am indeed related to him in a way.)
I’m sorry to tell you this, but…. That doesn’t mean we care.
Yeah, just like people don’t care that I’m a direct descendant of Charlemagne… all it gets you is a “Cool Story, Bro”
I’m a direct descendant of adam and eve. Win.
I’m not related to anyone special but I once met the guy who played booger in revenge of the nerds.
I know the guy who got famous by selling his forehead on eBay as advertising space.
I’m the second cousin to the third cousin of the nephew of the brother of the bloke who invented the Interweb
does that even work?
Wow, people are so needlessly harsh! Don’t worry about them.
That’s cool you’re related… my great aunt worked in the ice cream shop that young Marion Morrison frequented. That’d be sometime around 1925.
That’d mean you are also related to the boxer, Tommy “the Duke” Morrison. Just so you know.
give up dude. the guy’s way cooler than you’ll ever be.
Ignore these idiots. That is pretty cool.
He always looked too old in his war/cowboy movies.
Those are fight’n words!
that’d be ‘Thems’ fightin words dude, do your research
“I say old chap. I believe those are combatative verbals, aren’t they what!!”
It’s not like he actually went by that name through the “tough guy” part of his life.
I thought his real last name was Mitchell.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marion_Morrison
Nope!! Morrison. Funnily enough having girls names seems to be quite popular amongst “tough guy” characters. Anyone remember British Wrestling (long, long before WWF ever became popular. My gran used to love Wrestling on Saturdays), there was a guy called “Big Daddy” his real name was Shirley Crabtree. I kid you not.
Yeah, it’s funny how many girl’s names today were actually boy’s names, such as Tracy, Stacy, Kimberly, Lindsey and Ashley.
seriously?? dude, i gotta tell my sister she’s named after a guy!!!! ahhhh sweet thoughts, i owe you for that one dude.
Leslie/Lesley, Courtney, Whitney, and Carol, too
Don’t forget Paris. That’s originally a male name (Paris of Troy, anyone?) but all of a sudden, it’s being put on girls for some reason.
Surely you’re kidding!
I’m serious … anhd don’t call me SHIRLEY.
Do you like gladiator movies?
Have you ever spent time in a Turkish prison?
Nope!! But I spent some time in British ones!!
Mitchell was his middle name, actually.
in theory at some point in history, Marion and Carroll could have gone for a ride in a Cobra.. and nobody would’ve called ‘em girly..
I’d say Jayne Cobb in the Forefly-series counts as a badass with a girly name aswell^^
Although he was a fictional character, and whether or not he was actually as bad-a$$ as Zoey or the Reverend Book is still open to question.
Marion is actually a valid name for a man. It means son of Mary. The feminine version is Marian.
anybody else thinking about the song ‘A boy named Sue’?
Yes!! That was my first thought upon seeing this LOL, quickly followed by “who the hell is this guy anyway?”
And the second question being – “Where does he get a dress in his size?”
And Hillary is a man’s name. Ms Clinton, oh wait…
She only wears the pants because Bill never could keep them on.
Touche
Actually in the UK (at least, I can’t speak for other countries) Hilary can be a blokes name (Albeit very very rare.) There used to be a Doctor on one of those Breakfast TV Programs (ITV or BBC one of those channels anyway) whose name was Hilary (can’t remember his last name though) and for all you fans of Doctor Who and ‘Allo ‘Allo, the guy who played countless Thals and General Von Klinkerhoffen – Hilary Minster (Who is unfortunately dead now)
i’m related to this dude
Cool Story, Bro
God!! Everybody seems related to him. Anyone out there who is NOT related to him. Oh wait!! Me!! (BTW If it’s of any interest I knew a cousin of George Lazenby (The one (with the emphasis on the word ONE) time James Bond) once.)
yeah not all that true i kno some one wif a grly name dont look or act badass in any way
I find it vaguely amusing that he shared a surname with James Douglas Morrison. (for the uninformed, Jim Morrison-the Doors “Yes, The River Knows”)
what does this caption mean?