Comments on: You know what’s hot?

By: Del the Brit

Del the Brit — Thu, 31 Mar 2011 21:04:25 +0000

Well, you bunch of sad sacks, she always makes me smile and she never seems to hurt anyone, cut the kid some slack….. or ignore her and don’t say anything!

By: ManTheMan

ManTheMan — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 13:24:55 +0000

She has too much torso!

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Wed, 12 May 2010 19:43:48 +0000

The ocean? That hair will probably catch pretty easily, on Paris.

By: jeddi bell

jeddi bell — Wed, 12 May 2010 06:05:43 +0000

kylie minouge is hotter then her

By: jeddi bell

jeddi bell — Wed, 12 May 2010 06:04:55 +0000

y does she think shes hot shes soooooooooo not miley cyrus is hotter then her

By: josh

josh — Tue, 19 Jan 2010 00:42:46 +0000

a apostrophe could not fit on her shirt because she is to skinny

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 22:29:39 +0000

Crummy caption if you ask me, though. Who would take the time to caption this?

By: Misha

Misha — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 01:18:19 +0000

Win.

By: forge

forge — Wed, 16 Sep 2009 23:47:26 +0000

I don’t like the girl all that much, not a fan of media whores, but I’d be more than glad to draw that apostrophe in for her with a Sharpie. Or my tongue. Wait, did I type that out loud?

By: Jack

Jack — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 21:23:03 +0000

What is hot is know the difference between an apostrophe and an exclamation point.

By: Sianyblews

Sianyblews — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 16:22:32 +0000

The worst part about this is the fact that on the back of that shirt it genuinely says: “YOUR NOT”

By: Vikotnik

Vikotnik — Sun, 13 Sep 2009 04:26:43 +0000

seriously, when the hell is the internet gonna stop posting pics of this skank?

By: Marya

Marya — Sat, 12 Sep 2009 05:05:22 +0000

Are we sure that is not a P.H. look alike, I’m suspicious.
Also, @ Mike, Whom is always the object of a preposition. If you use a preposition, then you use whom. . . eg: to whom, of whom, for whom, above, below, around, about, near, under, over – whom! Get it?
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By: shonuff

shonuff — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 16:47:24 +0000

I would LOVE to see that.

By: Moonpelt

Moonpelt — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:52:02 +0000

Her shirt’s from the Hollywood Undead song “No.5″ X3

By: RenDuH

RenDuH — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 13:41:01 +0000

I’ma hunt me down some trolls for supper! Starting with you!

By: akku aa

akku aa — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 11:14:43 +0000

Paris Hilton looks damn hot! in this white T-shirt and blue skirt.. And the slogan is well suited for her..

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:15:00 +0000

(2) First recorded (and FAIL) attempt to use the word “apostrophe” as a double entendre!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 08:11:00 +0000

Not, of course, that this makes “can not” wrong, or changes the fact that the abbreviation is always “can‘t”.

By: Lolhuman

Lolhuman — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 07:15:56 +0000

The Diocletianic Persecution was the last and most severe persecution of Christians in the Roman empire. In 303, Emperor Diocletian and his colleagues Maximian, Galerius, and Constantius issued a series of edicts rescinding Christians’ legal rights and demanding they comply with traditional religious practices. Later edicts targeted the clergy and demanded universal sacrifice, ordering all inhabitants to sacrifice to the gods. The persecution varied in intensity across the empire—weakest in Gaul and Britain, where only the first edict was applied, and strongest in the Eastern provinces. Constantius’ son, Constantine, on taking the imperial office in 306, restored Christians to full legal equality and returned property confiscated during the persecution. The persecution failed to check the rise of the church. By 324, Constantine was sole ruler of the empire, and Christianity had become his favored religion. Although the persecution resulted in the deaths of—according to one modern estimate—3,000 Christians, and the torture, imprisonment, or dislocation of many more, most Christians avoided punishment. The persecution did, however, cause many churches to split between those who had complied with imperial authority (the traditores), and those who had remained “pure”. Modern historians have tended to downplay the scale and depth of the Diocletianic persecution.

By: Grrr Power

Grrr Power — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:58:26 +0000

Only place in the world where you can’t start a bush fire….

By: Grrr Power

Grrr Power — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 06:56:49 +0000

The whole plural ‘s thing really gets on my tit’s too.

It should be pointed out, however, that some languages do use the ‘s in order to indicate plural items. For example, in Dutch, many newer words ending in a vowel will quite commonly be pluralised with an ‘s.
Not that that’s any excuse for some f*ckw!ts’ inability to use their first and only language adequately.

By: Dustin

Dustin — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:13:21 +0000

Even fire doesn’t want to be all over that.

By: hicks

hicks — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 04:02:15 +0000

ARghhhhh … kill it, KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

By: bad carbohydrates

bad carbohydrates — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 03:37:08 +0000

She always hot and mad.

By: prisbro

prisbro — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:59:28 +0000

You know what’s hotter? Paris getting mowed down by an English teacher in a used ’97 camry, or a farmer on a John Deere.

By: Alexa

Alexa — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:38:30 +0000

Bloody brilliant! I love this one!

By: makefunofmyfriends.com

makefunofmyfriends.com — Fri, 11 Sep 2009 00:01:35 +0000

Take a grammar lesson, whore.

By: penguin_man

penguin_man — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:58:18 +0000

Is that Paris?

Meh, I always forget what she looks like.

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:55:28 +0000

Either is grammatically correct, actually.

By: jl5691426

jl5691426 — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 22:00:23 +0000

That’s why Paris’s shirt doesn’t have one – the misuse of apostrophes in plural words has caused a shortage.

By: Roger

Roger — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:20:39 +0000

Some people also forget that “cannot” is one word.

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 21:00:40 +0000

A teacher once told me to use “who” when the question could be answered with “he” and to use “whom” when the question could be answered with “him.” It’s easy to remember because the first two both end in vowels and the second two both end in “m.”

By: itwasadarkandstormynight

itwasadarkandstormynight — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:58:27 +0000

Oregon Trail FTW

By: Ray

Ray — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:43:00 +0000

1. Knocking Paris Hilton has been done to death.

2. It looks like she’s using her apostrophes right to me.

By: Foamer

Foamer — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:40:12 +0000

If you get turned on by apostrophes, 3rd through 6th grades must have been really difficult for you….

By: Mike

Mike — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:35:38 +0000

The worst is when someone puts an apostrophe before an S when the S indicates that the word is plural. I can’t stand that.

I still can’t keep track of when to use “who” and “whom,” though.

By: Rae

Rae — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:04:54 +0000

How hard is it to remember these things indeed! As a grammar teacher this is one of my favorite captions ever.

By: Green Is Good

Green Is Good — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:04:07 +0000

You know what’s hot? Paris getting mowed down by a speeding Limo.

By: Rohvannyn

Rohvannyn — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 20:02:32 +0000

“Hot” isn’t exactly what crosses my mind when I look at this picture… but I still like it because of the caption. All belly aching about the difficulty of the English language aside, how hard is it to remember that “can’t” is just a contraction of “can not” and the helpful little apostrophe is there for a reason?

By: Lili

Lili — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:06:29 +0000

I don’t find her attractive, but I will concede that many people do (she’s too thin and potentially inbred for my liking). I will say, however, that she was remarkably decent in “Repo!” (albeit hers was a small role).

By: Squiggly

Squiggly — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 19:03:07 +0000

You have died of dysentery.

By: Dave

Dave — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:52:04 +0000

Someone sounds jealous.

By: Bodo

Bodo — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:44:20 +0000

I make a point of always using my apostophores completely all correct-like. Except for when I don’t. Er, d’ont…do’n…’do…oh, never mind.

By: wombot

wombot — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:17:51 +0000

Alos maybe a slightly more natural skin tone.

By: Yes

Yes — Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:09:01 +0000

FIRST !!!