And you thought it was dangerous when she has a microphone in her
hands.
(Jessica Simpson)
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I notice they didn’t give her one with a magazine in it.
Hopefully there’s not one in the chamber.
It’s “Assault Rifle Barbie”!!
Now that’s an ugly woman.
Geeez…you must be hard to please!
Seriously. She’s dumb, but one thing you can’t say is that she’s ugly. Or you can, but your opinion is dumber than she is.
Im gonna guess that you were replying to Keith Hackney for Pres there above me?
Anyone can be pretty with ten pounds of make-up and photoshop!
This isn’t even funny. Why is it on the FP
Read between the lines.
Five or six men stuck in a desert for who knows how long.
Mobile blowup doll.
SOMEONE’S GONNA GET RAEPED
I don’t know how you got that out of it. I assumed it was some reference to her being a bad singer. Thus the microphone reference. But maybe you use a microphone in a completely different way.
Looks like lyds1012 is jealous again.
If she’s with our troops, kudos to her.
I am sure every NRA member and GOP member are all stupid, and I am sure you have been to plenty of those meeting.
PS. mmmmmm Ecotech.
Agreed most NRA members are stupid. And Simpson undoubtedly is. But we aren’t all members of the NRA, many of us simply prefer to safeguard our freedoms.
“The right of the people to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed”
How isn’t that a personal right?
Exactly. Wtf? Not a personal right?
People can dislike the 2nd Amendment all they want. Too bad. The founders of our country didn’t ask your opinion. They thought the right to own weapons was an important one. And many people still agree with them.
There are people who think the 1st Amendment gives people too much freedom to say whatever they want. I tell them the same thing: too bad.
Since you think the 2nd Amendment isn’t about personal rights, I seriously doubt that your IQ is any higher than the people at the gun show.
Who?! Who thought she was dangerous?
I’m sure they’re all missing thier wives about now….
Damn, she has some nice legs for a short woman. Gives me hope…and jealousy. Mostly jealousy.
Ummm…is there an unwritten rule that all short women have horrible legs?
HHNF: You’re a heightist, that’s what you are! Evil heightist! Why, I oughta . . .
Err, umm, how tall is Jessica Simpson … I didn’t think she was short. Perhaps it’s because she’s standing amongst men and the cameraperson was taller, that she looks short.
I’m 5′ ans 3/4 of an inch.
Jessica is reportedly 5’3″.
Dang, I’m taller than BOTH ya’ll? That is surprising. I’m average height, 5’4″. But, I get called “short” all the time. What’s that about? I was in a store last year and this Evil Clerk said something like, ” . . . my friend So-and-So, who’s short, LIKE YOU, likes these jeans yadda-yadda-yadda . . .
I’m thinking, “WTF?” First off, does she want to make me feel crappy (BTW, this wasn’t the only half-slam she pulled out of her arsenal) or keep a customer? Secondly, I’m NOT SHORT; I’m average.
I can’t wear petite pants. They are always too short. That means I’m average, dammit.
When was this pic of Simpson taken? She looks in great shape to me . . . are we over that controversy (was that last year?) about her weight; all those trolls calling her fat, and a cow, and all sorts of nastiness. I certainly hope so. Now we’ll get all sorts of heightist comments, right, right? Damn heightists, calling people short all the time.
Ohhh! Im the same! Though i tend to get laughed at when i say 5′ and 3/4 so i tend to round up!
At least hold the weapon right…..
hmmm….is this related to the movie “Private Valentine: Blonde and Dangerous”?
And you think your Democratic conventions have any higher IQs than a GOP convention? HA!
Your obviously unbiased logic is flawless.
I bet she’s squeezing her finger on the stock and wondering why it isn’t shooting.
Would eb funier if the gun were loaded
Holy tense shifts Batman!
Heh, so true.
i felt genuinely scared when i saw this pic
HAHAHA typical american woman
she is prolly getting ready to go find that coyote that ate her dog lol
.–. omfg the world is over.
this is when you know the end of the world is near
get out of the way!