Comments on: One does not simply

By: protection asset

protection asset — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 20:22:59 +0000

this is so true.

By: vickie

vickie — Thu, 13 May 2010 14:23:38 +0000

walmart is not the same as it use to be…… and you are right it is the management that is bad. they have no sympathy for their employees. my daughter had been sick and lost down to 88 lbs. she only missed work when she physically could not go to work…..she explained this to asst. manager but i guess she just didnt care…..they let her work the last long enough to give breaks…then axed her. the manager who got roped into firing her told her he really did not want to, but he was made to. she finally went to emergency spent 9 days in hospital, found out she has crohns disease….and now a 38,000.00 bill…..and thanks to walmarts non caring she has no job…doctors could not believe they fird her. walmart should try and care as much for their associates as they try to come across as caring for their communities

By: seen that b4

seen that b4 — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:19:55 +0000

yeah that was a funny one.. 5 years ago when it came out. very original!

By: Sandi

Sandi — Mon, 28 Sep 2009 23:43:25 +0000

‘Cause of all the savages/natives, right?

By: bill

bill — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 03:03:48 +0000

Walmart rocks. If it was so bad, why do SO MANY people shop there?

By: Kat

Kat — Wed, 23 Sep 2009 02:58:10 +0000

Yeah…I work for them. They treat you as badly as they can get away with and still be within legal bounds. Started looking for something else about a week after I got hired because it’s not worth what they pay me to stay there.

By: Merseine

Merseine — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 20:10:08 +0000

I bash Wal-Mart corporate and their practices – I do NOT bash associates!

I disagree with many of Wal-Mart’s practices, and I choose to not shop there, but I will NOT hate the front-line folks. In the same way, I protest the war in the Middle-East, but I do NOT hate the soldiers.

Support the troops! End the War
Support the associates – hate Wal-Mart, not Workers!

By: lemurtx

lemurtx — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 14:06:59 +0000

I heard someone call it Waldemart” awhile back. I love that.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:10:51 +0000

I work at Wal-mart, and I’m hard pressed to say whether the evil is management, customers, or my fellow associates. Because let me tell you… we can be pretty darn evil.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 04:08:26 +0000

Your managers are pretty good? You suck! I want the managers you have! Ours are crappy!

By: HelloAgain

HelloAgain — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 03:30:22 +0000

Heh, I work at Walmart*. You sometimes see strange things, but each store is different.

By: fuzzyface

fuzzyface — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 01:11:58 +0000

One does not simply walk into Walmart. There are dance steps you have to learn first.

By: daggermutt

daggermutt — Tue, 22 Sep 2009 00:09:41 +0000

Yah I got that notice in the mail…though was surprised when none of the other associates in my store mentioned it. Due to that I have just thrown it away…probably will regret it later but better safe than sorry.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:43:54 +0000

This is the best thing ever. out of all the best things ever, this is the king of them.

By: HellHathNoFury

HellHathNoFury — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 18:41:26 +0000

I no longer feel bad about going out without my makeup on.
okay, kindof. The pointing, crying children always give me a twinge of guilt.

By: Stina.

Stina. — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 16:01:26 +0000

I lol’d

By: Carme

Carme — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 12:30:35 +0000

Totally true. Does anyone else have to do this stupid thing called a Zone Team? Where everyone from one particular area, at my store, goes around to other areas, like grocery for the whole freaking day, and zone and stock? Anyone else feel like their being tortured or punished for something they didn’t do? Please, tell me I’m not alone in this God awful company with a slight shred of sanity.

By: Joseph

Joseph — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 08:11:17 +0000

Wal-Mart is the thing that should not be.

By: OMG

OMG — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:48:08 +0000

Thanks for the reply and they do treat 2nd shift like garbage. Sam Walton is surely spinning in his grave!

By: PeachyKeen

PeachyKeen — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:25:56 +0000

It’s legit. Although, seriously, what floor associate doesn’t get called away from break? Customers don’t care if you’re on your lunch break. I’d rather sue Walmart for treating the 2nd shift like garbage. Day managers and overnight managers have no compassion for us evening zombies.

By: Cheryl

Cheryl — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 07:17:38 +0000

As true now as it was…oh, man, seven or eight years ago when I first heard this joke.

By: fiendishrabbit

fiendishrabbit — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 04:27:34 +0000

“There is evil there that does not sleep”

Well ever since they opened those 24/7 stores, yeah.

Before that Evil slept at least 6 hours per day, more commonly 10 hours.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:57:34 +0000

I don’t think anyone blames the associates, Carme… it would be like blaming the zombie army for having been turned into zombies, or for the horrible things the necromancer in charge does.

By: arimareiji

arimareiji — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 02:55:07 +0000

Some years ago, I took to calling them Evil-Mart. I’ve had a few puzzled expressions for a moment before the light of realization clicks on, but no one’s ever needed to ask who I meant.

By: Deathsfuzzyfriend

Deathsfuzzyfriend — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:40:14 +0000

Funniest.Caption.This.Weekend!

By: Alec

Alec — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 01:12:00 +0000

I completely agree. I really want to protest outside of a walmart one of these days

By: OMG

OMG — Mon, 21 Sep 2009 00:01:51 +0000

Did anyone else who worked for Wal-Mart get a lawsuit notice in the mail? It was something about Wal-Mart cheating employees out of rest breaks and lunch breaks. It was about 10 years ago when I worked there so I don’t really care about getting money from the lawsuit. I was just wondering if it was legit. I received a packet of papers to fill out and they asked for my SSN and W-2 information. I’m not going to participate,I’d like to forget I ever worked there.

By: ankh

ankh — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:24:17 +0000

I work at Wal-Mart, third shift. I can attest to this.

The staff are fine, the managers are pretty good, customers don’t suck, but the company eats. your. soul.

By: Reika

Reika — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:14:51 +0000

So THAT’S where the soul I bought at Walmart yesterday came from! Thank for the donation.

By: Inked_Hippie

Inked_Hippie — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 23:06:05 +0000

LOVE that site!!

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:44:29 +0000

Sean Bean=future Zeus of “Percy Jackson And The Lightning Thief” in my mind. Because I’m a total PJO nerd.
February 12th, 2010, by the way. CAN’T WAIT!!

By: jäger

jäger — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 22:05:40 +0000

i would aksually prefer….”one does not somply walk into wal-mart,there is staff there that do not sleep…or something similar,but this is funny2

By: Moi

Moi — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:52:11 +0000

I’ve been waiting for something like this for years…

By: keshet

keshet — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:25:04 +0000

Wow. That just begs the question:
WTF ‘n stuff?

By: Jen

Jen — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:09:45 +0000

Win! This made my day.

By: Carme

Carme — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 21:00:28 +0000

That’s for any retail/grocery store. Foodstamps and WIC

By: Matrix

Matrix — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:50:32 +0000

don’t go to Wal-Mart at the beginning of the month.

By: wombot

wombot — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 20:07:16 +0000

For UK readers, replace ‘Wal-Mart’ with ‘TESCO’. I f’kin hate Tesco. Eveeeel.

By: skystrider

skystrider — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 19:48:49 +0000

I have an icon with this on it. Its great! My dad hates it too, he says its the root of all evil! XD Of course he also says smurfs are evil…

By: Dude!!!

Dude!!! — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:31:44 +0000

That brings a new definition to the “clean-up on aisle 5″ phrase.

By: Foop

Foop — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:25:31 +0000

I remember being told when I was little that bad children were taken to aisle 5 of Wal-Mart to be spanked.

By: Shisno

Shisno — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:20:45 +0000

God I hate Wal-Mart….

By: boodog108

boodog108 — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:10:19 +0000

Sounds like I’m not the only one who found peopleofwalmart.com!

By: Seng

Seng — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:08:51 +0000

With their made in China and all.
(You can click name if you don’t get it.)

By: Drew

Drew — Sun, 20 Sep 2009 18:06:07 +0000

HA! so true