IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS THE FEW, THE PROUD… THE EXPENDABLE
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Almost as bad as Red Shirt Ensigns!
Well, at least red shirt ensigns have a complete field of view. That white armor seems to be more than completely useless, considering that every weapon you can see just frags them with one shot. I wonder if it’s made out of something that raises the deadliness, as one laser shot should not kill you even when completely naked. ^^
By the way: I’d make my troopers naked versions of the hottest people in the galaxy. With invisible implanted weapons and sub-skin armor or something like that. ^^
From Unyclopedia:
there was a school of thought you could set up a paradox that could threaten to rip the fabric of spacetime by putting red shirts in a cage with stormtroopers. The stormtroopers are incapable of actually hitting things, while at least one redshirt has to die, leading to an unsolvable paradox.
However, further research has shown that stormtroopers can actually fire accurately when they are required so by the plot (witness Return of the Jedi, leia shot by the scout trooper) leading to a possible solution.
However, considering the stormtroopers inability to hit things in the general scheme of things, this begs the question in A New Hope – When Ben Kenobi says “these blast points are too accurate for sandpeople, only imperial storm troopers are so accurate” – just how inaccurate are sandpeople!? The safest place to be with attacking sandpeople seems to be right in front of them
The few? It seems like just about everyone in the Empire that isn’t a rebel is one of these losers.
Exactly. I’d rather call a army of infinitely cloned people the opposite of “the few”. ^^
I guess it just means “the elite.”
You’re not elite if there’s Jedi and Sith hanging about.
Please. These guys drop like flies in all 5 movies they’re in (I’m including the original clone army). One jedi can whoop more ass than a whole brigade of these clowns.
/nitpick Actually, according to Star Trek canon, the Empire switched to a largely natural-born human army sometime between episodes 3 and 4.
/end nitpick
Star Trek?
It was only 18 years between episodes 3 and 4; most of those clones were probably still serving. And apparently Ben Kenobi spent the entire time drinking and doing crystal meth, ‘cuz he easily aged about 40 years.
Crazy Clones!
hey, they can’t help it they die so easily. It was in the script!
then…that mean…*thinks hard* THAT GEORGE LUCAS IS A MURDERER TO ALL THOSE POOR CONFUSED CLONES!?
And what i find hilarious is that their supposed to be “clones” of each other yet their different heights
and i agree, one Jedi always rapes a bunch of these dudes and their mind-controlled easily.
The only thing they had going for them was numbers but thats about it…
Army FAIL.
They started out as an army of clones, but once the Empire was official, they started an academy where young men, women and aliens could enroll and become pilots, gunners, and yes, stormtroopers. Also, learn the difference between “there”, “their” and “they’re”. It’s not that hard. Even a stormtrooper could do it.
Geico: so easy a stormtrooper could do it.
They weren’t clones at this point in time.
What’d they do, shoot all the clones after less than 18 years of service? That’s pretty frickin’ wasteful considering the trouble they went to to create them.
i kno wat ima b fo halloween!!! a stormtrooper!!!!!!! lol so ttly
Wow, kind of like the US military!!
The few, the proud, the clones that are all different heights…
what a bunch of troops!
the many. the forced. the expendable