Comments on: IMPERIAL STORMTROOPERS

By: SPECIALKSYNDROM

SPECIALKSYNDROM — Tue, 13 Jul 2010 18:27:39 +0000

the many. the forced. the expendable

By: protection asset

protection asset — Thu, 03 Jun 2010 18:36:23 +0000

what a bunch of troops!

By: forge

forge — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:37:15 +0000

What’d they do, shoot all the clones after less than 18 years of service? That’s pretty frickin’ wasteful considering the trouble they went to to create them.

By: forge

forge — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:36:16 +0000

It was only 18 years between episodes 3 and 4; most of those clones were probably still serving. And apparently Ben Kenobi spent the entire time drinking and doing crystal meth, ‘cuz he easily aged about 40 years.

By: forge

forge — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 21:33:12 +0000

The few, the proud, the clones that are all different heights…

By: IPv6Freely

IPv6Freely — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 02:59:21 +0000

Wow, kind of like the US military!!

By: twivampkittyfred

twivampkittyfred — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:53:36 +0000

i kno wat ima b fo halloween!!! a stormtrooper!!!!!!! lol so ttly

By: Oscar the Mild

Oscar the Mild — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 04:15:46 +0000

From Unyclopedia:

there was a school of thought you could set up a paradox that could threaten to rip the fabric of spacetime by putting red shirts in a cage with stormtroopers. The stormtroopers are incapable of actually hitting things, while at least one redshirt has to die, leading to an unsolvable paradox.

However, further research has shown that stormtroopers can actually fire accurately when they are required so by the plot (witness Return of the Jedi, leia shot by the scout trooper) leading to a possible solution.

However, considering the stormtroopers inability to hit things in the general scheme of things, this begs the question in A New Hope – When Ben Kenobi says “these blast points are too accurate for sandpeople, only imperial storm troopers are so accurate” – just how inaccurate are sandpeople!? The safest place to be with attacking sandpeople seems to be right in front of them

By: UpTheYingYang

UpTheYingYang — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:55:38 +0000

Star Trek?

By: Cleitanious

Cleitanious — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 22:28:56 +0000

They weren’t clones at this point in time.

By: Kevin T.

Kevin T. — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 21:58:20 +0000

/nitpick Actually, according to Star Trek canon, the Empire switched to a largely natural-born human army sometime between episodes 3 and 4.

/end nitpick

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 20:32:46 +0000

Geico: so easy a stormtrooper could do it.

By: AtomicPunk

AtomicPunk — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 10:54:59 +0000

then…that mean…*thinks hard* THAT GEORGE LUCAS IS A MURDERER TO ALL THOSE POOR CONFUSED CLONES!?

By: np

np — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 02:26:44 +0000

They started out as an army of clones, but once the Empire was official, they started an academy where young men, women and aliens could enroll and become pilots, gunners, and yes, stormtroopers. Also, learn the difference between “there”, “their” and “they’re”. It’s not that hard. Even a stormtrooper could do it.

By: ThEJoCe

ThEJoCe — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:57:56 +0000

And what i find hilarious is that their supposed to be “clones” of each other yet their different heights and i agree, one Jedi always rapes a bunch of these dudes and their mind-controlled easily.
The only thing they had going for them was numbers but thats about it…

Army FAIL.

By: thelocket

thelocket — Thu, 08 Oct 2009 00:42:31 +0000

hey, they can’t help it they die so easily. It was in the script!

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:54:46 +0000

Please. These guys drop like flies in all 5 movies they’re in (I’m including the original clone army). One jedi can whoop more ass than a whole brigade of these clowns.

By: Compulsorry

Compulsorry — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:52:54 +0000

You’re not elite if there’s Jedi and Sith hanging about.

By: Starsky

Starsky — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 23:05:22 +0000

Crazy Clones!

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:38:54 +0000

I guess it just means “the elite.”

By: BAReFOOt

BAReFOOt — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:29:45 +0000

Well, at least red shirt ensigns have a complete field of view. That white armor seems to be more than completely useless, considering that every weapon you can see just frags them with one shot. I wonder if it’s made out of something that raises the deadliness, as one laser shot should not kill you even when completely naked. ^^
By the way: I’d make my troopers naked versions of the hottest people in the galaxy. With invisible implanted weapons and sub-skin armor or something like that. ^^

By: BAReFOOt

BAReFOOt — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 22:24:54 +0000

Exactly. I’d rather call a army of infinitely cloned people the opposite of “the few”. ^^

By: The Amazing Rando

The Amazing Rando — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:47:45 +0000

The few? It seems like just about everyone in the Empire that isn’t a rebel is one of these losers.

By: dennis4king

dennis4king — Wed, 07 Oct 2009 21:01:40 +0000

Almost as bad as Red Shirt Ensigns!