Every Pirates Greatest Dream…. …A Sunken Chest.
(Keira Knightley)
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Omg where did they go?!?!?
she left them in her other dress.
Thats it, it donating everything I own to a research organization who combats anorexia or bulimia or whatever caused such a atrocity.
Great caption though.
She needs boobs NOW!
That’s disgusting Paz, look at her face and you can tell she’s a gorgeous young woman, she is also confident with herself and doesn’t need the secrurity boobs bring to overweight women
So only overweight women have boobs?
FTLOG eat something lady
Haha. I love the english language. In german you could never do such a funny pun.
sexiest women alive anyway (to me).
hehehe, thats awesome
Maybe not *this* pun, but tons of others. It’s not the language but the creativity of the one who uses it.
Great caption by the way indeed, and IMO there’s no uglier thing than a woman who starves herself to the verge of death for some sort of “beauty ideal”.
In my theory men who like to date anorexics only do so because they think they don’t have to dine her before doing her.
If you come across german puns similar to this one, please respond to this post. Right now I can only think of some crappy ‘Kalauer’-Jokes á la Willi Astor. Not that funny…
That makes absolutely no sense. You scewed up all the German. Sorry.
Yeah. There are words that look like one another in every language, I guess. But ‘chest’ actually has two completely different meanings. The part of the body (german: Brust) and a kind of a box (german: Kiste or Truhe). I remember a whole bunch of words like that in our english book, for example ‘race’.
I can’t think of any german words that are actually two different words with different meanings in english.
Absofockinglutelywonderful!
its a skeleton !!!!
I’d totally do her. And most of you guys would too, even if you’d never admit it in public.
(Flame away. I’m wearing my asbestos suit.)
Some of us girls would do her.
Hell, I’d do a guy to do her.
She’s very beautiful and rather intelligent and even seems like she has a snarky sense of humor and so forth. But fashion sense? Not much apparently.
Um no. I have a strict non-necrophilia clause in my contract.
As a straight girl, even I would consider doing her. But, not if she is wearing that dress. It really does look bad on her.
*sigh* Yes, she happens to be bereft in mounds of fat. Can we move on with it?
Hey, at least she’s not gone the plastic surgery route, right?
I agree completely.
(sarcasm)
Ah, surely you jest… who wouldn’t prefer a bug-eyed woman whose lips and breasts are so unnaturally swollen you’d be afraid of popping them like a zit? Give me one of those any day over a woman with a taut body, perky breasts, and naughty little eyes that you could melt into.
(/sarcasm)
True, fair do’s, mate.
best i’ve seen.
You haven’t spent much time here have you?
Would someone hurry up and force feed that thing a sandwich or something. Before the next rainstorm washes her down a drain or a breeze snaps her like a twig. This is just painfully scary.
She doesnt look unhealthy, she just seems naturaly skinny. Everyone’s body is different and i wish people would respect that.
its really just fat ugly people hating on everyone. if a woman looks too good, shes a plastic slut, if shes too thin, she needs to eat. anything that helps a hambeast sleep at night. god knows they wont post pictures of their own after they comment on the celebs.
This woman is so thin her breasts are GONE. She used to have breasts – have you seen her in past films? – and she starved herself to the point that she has no longer has breasts. How effed-up does one have to be to think this is at all normal or looks good? Jesus Christ, what is wrong with the people around her? She obviously needs a doctor. If anyone in my family or a friend started to look like that I’d think they had cancer. And what is wrong with you people? How sick do you have to be to want to get it on with someone who doesn’t even look as healthy as the patients at the chemotherapy clinic? Sick doesn’t even begin to cover this crap.
Summary:
Thin = good
Starvation = not good
She NEVER had boobs as far as I can tell. In all her films they were digitally enhanced or she was in serious fits of discomfort from the bras made to force the poor things upwards to create cleavage while padding filled in the rest. She’s just naturally flat chested and she looks absolutely gorgeous for it. What’s more, she’s a positive role model for young woman that may be considering the surgical route.
You sure we’re talking about the same person here?
She’s gotten so much sh!t from everyone, especially people on the internet, for having no boobs, i think it may be MOTIVATING girls to have implants.
She stays this thin, then gets a contract for a picture and puts on 30 pounds, and loses it after the filming is over. It’s somewhat bizarre really, but since when was Hollywood anything else?
Agreed. she did have boobs some time ago. now she is too skinny and is losing her pretty.
She never had breasts. If you watch her older movies (like the hole, where she actually flashes her boobs) she is flat chested. You are probably thinking of the American movie posters where they photoshopped her breasts to be much larger, to appeal to the average American, I suppose.
Wow, you sure seem bitter. Did a fat girl turn you down to the prom in high school so you had to take a cousin? Or was the cousin your first choice anyway? Ass.
Ha ha! ‘s true! They cannot schaden their freude properly. LOL @ “hambeast”
My word she is stunning. I like small breasts so that makes her more beautiful in my eyes.
She needs breasts to have small breasts.
This post makes no sense to me whatsoever.
I like little boobs too but this is a severely stupid fashion choice for a woman who wears an AA cup.
She’s still cute, I’d hit it.
i already titled a roflrazzi of her this way. i guess it was not funny enough at the time.
I think that she looks really elegant..
I don’t have a problem with the small breasts, but the so skinny her bones poke through her skin thing is a turn off.
Love her but she really needs a stylist.
Girls, this is NOT Sexy!!
True. At least a semblance of boobies is needed for sexy.
Indeed, anm the boys don´t like to hump bones. geeze girls get some curves
Geeze, guys, get some neurons.
It’s got nothing to do with Boobies. It’s being borderline anorexic. The boobies are a by product of that
Yes it does. Boobies are fun. No one cares who much she eats or exercises.
FAIL! Dude, Anorexia is a serious Problem. Young Girls must not think this is a good Thing because of Hollywood.
lol! Cancer is a serious problem, heart disease is a serious problem, anorexia is a joke. The cure for anorexia? Good parents.
Not so funny when you see somebody dying from it, eh?
LMAO, I’ll save my tears for people with real problems, not self-inflicted ones.
This is more complicated like this… but anyway… i´m here fpr some fun and not to fight.
That ET neck and little boy chest freaks me out. NOT attractive!
What’s keeping the dress on?
A hell of a lotta tape.
It’s not the small breasts that’s the problem so much as this particular dress style looks better on a woman with a larger chest size. If she were wearing a dress that complimented her size/shape rather than point out all the things that may be wrong she’d look much better/healthier.
In addition to her small chest, she also has a small waist and slightly flaring hips – both are considered very attractive, but instead of wearing something snug around the bottom she has a dress that’s flared out down there so you can’t see how nice that part looks.
She needs better dress advice.
There are women who cannot gain weight no matter what they eat – my sister is one. She eats like a piggy (worse than I do) and stays around 100Lbs. Whereas I *think* about eating a celery stick and gain 10 lbs for my thinking efforts, LOL! Keira Knightly’s skin doesn’t look unhealthy (like she’s not eating) and her shape isn’t all that different from my sister’s – who eats plenty. I do wish people would stop seeing a person who is skinny and thrust food at them. It’s got to be about as annoying as skinny people who offer me a slim fast.
thank you Gok Wan
LOL!
Intelligent, thoughtful, and to the point.
What’s a nice post like you doing in a place like this? (^_~)
Must’ve gotten lost, taking a wrong turn on the interwebs 0:
Did I make a wrong turn and landed up on LOLFashion??
WTF Vila, this is the last place I ever expected to find you.
Shoulda turned left at Albuquerque?
I love you (platonically speaking of course) for posting this. It annoys the living hell out of me that some people seem to think that being skinny equals throwing up every meal you eat.
I can’t tell if she’s unhealthy or not from this picture, though her hair seems to be pointing towards it.
I have nothing against petite women, there are body shapes run a spectrum. However women need to have higher body fat percentage than men to be healthy, and with the exception of “brown fat” and pulmonary lining, the breasts are the last fat deposit to go on a woman.
That’s why women ‘can’t get’ man-like defined abs, they’re not supposed to. If a woman does have a six-pack chances are her period is off and something’s ‘wrong.’ I’m sure it’s certainly possible to be healthy and have it, but it’s not normal healthy. (Besides, that little curve right under the belly button is so cute!)
I agree with the above posters: the dress is horrible. It doesn’t just make her look really flat, it gives the impression that her breasts are much lower than they are and pointing downwards. It does nothing for her neck either. Blek
Meh, so what, she’s skinny. Big deal.
She is just to thin.
tacky
Yup, thats what hold her dress up.
Ok, i give in… how the hell is her dress staying on??
this is not, in the slightest bit attractive IMO
A hella lotta tittie tape!
WIN!!!!
they hold their dress up with tape lol.
Someone needs a sammich.
Yay! Another poster girl for anorexia! Get a hint folks, the starving Ethiopian look is never attractive. That swollen melon on a straw neck just makes one wonder when she’s going to snap.
On the commentary a second comment could be made for Every pirate’s dream……….. A cabin boy in drag……..
Put me on the list of those who think this just wasn’t the dress for her.
She never had HUEG boobs and doesn’t need them. Stupid American view that all women should have giant cantaloupes strapped to their chests…
So it’s a European fashion statement to look like a starving refugee? It’s sexy to have an E.T. head and neck?
Probably one of the only reasons I resent being an American. -_-
how’s it okay to make fun of a woman with small breasts, but not okay to make fun of someone that’s fat?
When I was a lot younger and had the metabolism from hell, I could eat like a horse… and still had trouble keeping shorts from falling off. No matter what I did, I stayed rail-thin, and people would constantly joke about it, threaten to force-feed me, or tell me to “Eat something!” It got really old, really quick. I’m told the lovely Ms. Knightley has repeatedly said the same thing to no avail – people still keep insisting on making the same stupid jokes.
Nothing says “funny” like insinuating someone has a disease that kills thousands of young girls and mocking them for it, right? If she really were anorexic, that kind of treatment would only make things worse. Look at how much faster the real anorexics go downhill once people start making stupid jokes.
The problem is she didn’t look like this before. Yes, she’s always been skinny, but not THIS skinny. And she’s lying to everyone and herself by saying she’s always looked like this, when we have proof from previous movies that she didn’t.
From past experience: Turn a moderately well-muscled leg (from cycling) one way while relaxed, and a picture will make it look like you have terminal thunderthighs. Turn the exact same leg another way and contract the muscles, and you’ll be called “chickenlegs.”
Perspective can matter, a LOT. Severely unflattering photos from paparazzi who want something dramatic to report don’t mean jack.
There’s only two ways to know for sure – with a scale and a professional BMI reading, or to be her lover and be extremely familiar with her entire body in both the relaxed and active states, from a variety of perspectives. I volunteer myself to be the one to find out via method #2. (^_^)
Dude. you call movies ‘proof’? That’s like saying that “Tome Cruise isn’t actually that short, because look at his movies!”
Ever heard of digital rectification, yes?
Actually, it’s usually a lot cheaper and easier to play tricks with perspective. Try to give him one-shots as much as possible; avoid group shots like the plague. When two-or-more-shots are necessary, give him platform shoes, put him closer to the camera than the other actors, and raise the ground he’s standing on. Also, dress him in clothing that minimizes how noticeable his waist is and try to avoid whole-body shots, because showing his tiny little legs makes it harder to believe that he’s as tall as the person he’s next to.
Tricking perspective is probably also what the guy who snapped this photo intended to do. From slightly underneath and to the side at a slight angle while she’s wearing the most unflattering dress she could have possibly found, her thinness becomes “ZOMG ANNOREKSIA!”
Extremely oddball question out of curiosity… I wonder who weighs more? I know that the official answer is that Cruise is also 5’7″, but I’m skeptical. And a well-toned thin person can weigh MORE than a flabby “larger” person, even if they really are the same height, ’cause muscle is denser than fat.
Ahh, you’re absolutely right. But I was more like “Dude, you call movies proof” and with all the “Tis-iz-photoshopped!!1one!” comments… Well, you catch my drift, eh? But you’re right, perspective does matter. In combination with the abominable choice of clothing… Well, I said it somewhere a bit more up, in a rant to some dude who apparently finds it neccessary that every woman has boobs (because yeah, you cannot really be considered female without them, fo’ sho.), this pic is just another reason for people to yell “IT’S ANOREXIA PEOPLE, FEED HER SHE’S STARVING”. God, I’m getting more and more irritated with that thick-headedness.
…And why did I spell “Tome”? o__O
But that’s a funny question you asked there. Now I’m curious as well. Well, let Keira hump Oprah’s couch and we’ll see what happens, right?
You guys. This has nothing to do with making fun of girls with no chests.
She looks anorexic. I don’t know if she is–it could be the dress–but she looks it. And lets face it, it’s not uncommon in the hollywood world.
she’s beautiful. so she’s underweight – 2/3 of america is overweight. she doesn’t have any more health problems than the average american, probably less. anyway, as long as she IS healthy – and unless any of you happen to have been her doctor, you have no qualifications to deny that – then why harp on it?
i agree with those who say it just wasn’t her best dress. good color on her, but not a very flattering shape.
BEST. CAPTION. EVER.
Oh and best comment do far goes to loltapeworm. Simple but effective win.
Dear lord is she skinny or what. I agree with most of everyone’s comments so far but if a) she’s not got an eating disorder b) is happy with the way she looks, then I say leave her to it. She knows she’s not (and most likely never will be) a shapely girl, and she’s okay with it. (or so I’ve heard. Go with me on this.)
Body confidence, no matter what you look like: ultimate win, yes?
Ultimate win, no. To allow yourself to sink deeper and deeper is never good. She might not be anorexic at the moment but she is not far from it. When her body is no longer in proportion with her head something is wrong. That is the look of someone in the begining stages of malnutrition and starvation.
It’s an unflattering dress while standing in an unflattering pose and wearing a really unflattering hairstyle. I’d be more impressed by the “OMG She’s GONNA DIE FROM ANOREXIA” comments if this were a casual shot taken while she was walking to the store wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and a pony tail. Not while wearing a poofy dress with poofy hair and a LOW neckline on a body that just doesn’t need it. Or a bikini shot – that would show more as well and maybe make some of the guys happy
Hating on people because of their body weight is so 2004.
Dear Miss Knightley,
WTF were you THINKING?? We all know you’re of above-average intelligence. And that you’re okay with being slim. But really, this is a crime against your gender for the love of Christ.
Screw christ
Meh, he’d be hotter if he washed his beard…
WIN
I didn’t mean it like that. I meant it’s good to be comfortable in yourself no matter what you look like. There’s a limit, of course, but eating disorders are not just physical problems. They affect the mentality of the person, obviously, or they’d never get that way.
And if she’s not the edge of anorexia? If she eats as normally as anyone else ? She may just be built that way.
Exactly.. my body shape’s like that naturally. Granted I have slightly bigger boobs, but some girls [including me] just can’t help being skinny, the way some girls can’t help being fat.
The REAL problem is she USED to have boobs until she lost twenty plus poinds because that is expected in hollywood. Seriously, go watch the forst pirates and then look at this picture again. I have NO boobs, and have no problems with small chests, but this girl NEEDS to E-A-T
Um actually if you watch the commentaries you would know she used inserts in the first movie, they fell out a couple times, they didn’t use them as much in the latter ones, mainly because she wasn’t ever dressed up to look nice. There’s a clip from the first one when she falls into the water and she loses her inserts, and she’s just as flat as she is in this picture. Thank you. Very much.
she is not just thin, she is skeletal. To all you people going on about how you or someone you know can eat and eat and stay this thin, I want to know if you are really that healthy. For example, (assuming female) is your menstrual cycle normal? Many models who starve themselves stop menstruating. This is not healthy or normal and people who maintain they are fine and “can’t help it” but have signs of malnutrition such as this, need to get help. Either psychologically, if you think this is ok, or physically, because if it’s affecting you like that in spite of you trying to gain weight, you should really find out why because that’s not normal.
And why do you all assume that people who say this is too skinny are in favor of massive implants or are fat? What a stupid thing to say! There is a vast spread of options between the two. There are celebrities (Debra Messing for one) who isn’t very big chested, no implants, but is not skinny like this sunken-cheeked zombie, and I say good for her! Spare me the ginormous implants, but for goodness’ sake at least take care of yourself!
And IMHO, regardless of how she looks, I don’t see what is so special about her personality or her acting either one. People who whine about how hard it is to be pretty irritate me.
I can’t wait for the day when people look at something else other than boobs as an attractive feature.
“Hey guys! How do you make a lump of fat sexy? PUT A NIPPLE ON IT HURRRRRR!”
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! It’s SO true!!
A beautiful woman is one who loves herself just the way she is.
I still think Keira Knightley is a gorgeous woman, and that for more than just her breasts. Yes, she is skinny, but as said before, it might very well be the unflattering angle. She has great bone structure in her face, and actually looks a great deal more intelligent than some other celebs I think everyone can name.
It has to be said though, that rumour has it that the female line of her family has a history of eating disorders, and those can be hereditary.
I think I’ll keep the conclusion to she just has a waifish figure, which explains a lot. Thin, small hips, (usually) not very large breasts.
WTF has this to do with Keira Knightley?
Well, she has male-pattern fingers, so like Keira, she has some male features!
Remind me to get you the Miss Anorexia and Miss Ethiopia refugee calenders then.
Keep your stupid ‘sarcastic’ comments to yourself – because I think it’s out of line to make jokes about starved refugees and compare someone’s body type with their malnutritioned bodies.
Well, to me, it isn’t that she should have bigger breasts. The creepy thing, is that there are no breasts..period. If there was at least a smallish lump, it would be ok. But in that picture, she has no breasts whatsoever, no matter how hard I looked. It’s like negative breasts or something. Creepy. Perhaps it’s the dress? She’s also slouching-therefore breasts look smaller.
Hmm, thin, plus small breasts, plus slouching. Now I see it!
I am glad there is at least one man here who has a thought that originated above the waist. Do you others ever stop to think this is not just a piece of meat here?…She is a human being with human feelings, and a talented one. Who cares what she’s wearing? I personally don’t like the dress, but what matters is that SHE obviously liked it. Why should anyone go around trying to please others??? I think she is genetically set up to be thin. It is called an “asthenic body habitus.” Her whole frame shows that she is naturally very thin. The lady probably couldn’t gain weight if she tried. What she looks like, how thin she is, what she wears and what her bra size is….do not define WHO SHE IS. Do you ever stop to think about that? Do most of you men out there think the only reason a woman is on the earth is eye candy and some object to “do”? Those of you who do are going to be very miserable people trying to live up to those standards yourselves. There IS a double standard. Men can be old, fat, gray or and bald and that is an acceptable standard— For example, look at the men who report the news! Women end up being “replaced” by a younger, more “attractive” anchorwoman. That’s a microcosm for this whole fleshy prejudice. Women can’t have small breasts, be too thin, too fat, over the age of 30, grey etc. without getting insulted and regarded as undesirable. Barbie is a SOCIAL ILL you people. You men don’t all look like GI Joe either!!! Which among you are flawless? Why do you think you have the right to set the standard for beauty? Get real people! All of you, men or women, who think a person is beautiful or ugly based on their measurements and their desirability defined by the size of their breasts or their male appendage need a cephalanalectomy. For those of you who have atrophied or insufficient gray matter, go look that up.
I’m a female, and I still appreciate boobs. Hush, dear.
Get off you high horse, wingedvictory. Celebs are meant to be eye candy, so we can criticize their physical appearance however the hell we want to. It’s not like we’re looking for a life partner or anything. Even if we were, physical attraction is still an important aspect to consider. Women also view men as “piece(s) of meat” whether you’d like to admit it or not.
By the way, there is no such thing as “naturally thin”. “Naturally” slim? Perhaps. But to be thin (as opposed to slim/fit/toned), one makes a conscious decision to starve oneself of calories and nutrients, leading to loss of muscle tissue.
Your comment “Men can be old, fat, gray or and bald and that is an acceptable standard.” is laughable. Any combination of these traits is hardly acceptable. To make up for such shortcomings, men would have to hold a well paying or respectable position before any woman would show interest.
Wingedvictory, you wouldn’t date an “old, fat, gray or bald” janitor or dishwasher would you?
Yeah. That’s what I thought.
I have nothing against her, but really. Stop weaing strapless dresses.
How does it even stay up? Magic? Sheer willpower?
Isnt It a Bit Obvious Her Heads To Big ?
Thats A Bit Of Photoshop If U Ask Me
Can´t you idiots see that she´s sick?
Obviously she has anorexia nervosa, so how dare you criticize her chest!
I´ve also got that disease, so I know how hard it is.
Shut up you jerks!!!
What a cheap shot. Probably made by a pot-bellied man who thinks he can get any woman.
I know we should be concerned, about her health and all,
but the caption is DAMN funny !!!
Controversial comments aside, she just doesn’t look healthy, you can’t say anyone looks even remotely sexy when they’re practically living skeletons.
I mean, unless you’re one of those necrophilia sickos.
Hi, you can totally tell she is obviously not eating. Yes, I beleive she is naturally small framed, but no, I do not believe she has been eating for atleast 2 weeks in the picture. lol. Look at her in pirates of the carribean, way healthier looking.
Sorry to be picky, but that should be “the one woman.” The overwhelming majority of the men don’t HAVE fake boobs, they ARE fake boobs.
I’ll give you that she’s beautiful, but talented? Come on!
Funny, the one person who DOESN’T have ANY boobs in Hollywood…
Fixed it for ya there.
The problem isn’t that she doesn’t have DD boobs. The problem is that she made a TERRIBLE choice when she put on that dress.
She is a stunningly beautiful woman. She would look better in almost any other outfit. Like maybe a potato sack or a trash bag.
Seriously, that is a really awful dress for her to wear.
That’s what I was thinking. I’ve seen most of her films, she’s worked with a lot of actors I love, and she sets my teeth on edge. I can’t stand her.
No rly, a pile of bones is not pretty. i don´t talk about the boobs. she is just..just… all bones! ^^
Jealous?
not at all^^
AGREE!!
Kiera is beautiful and no woman should be criticised for their breast size EVER!
IT’S UNACCEPTABLE.
you are sutpid of course all girls need triple Ds! Can i get an Amen??
Thank you! Keira is naturally thin – her mum said so! Anyhow, I am happy that you are defending the not very busty types out there such as myself. I wholly agree with your post. <3 many many thanks!
THANK YOU!!!!! Also, I love how people jump all over those who call someone fat, but EVERYONE gets to poke fun at a thin person.
What are you doing out of the kitchen?! Go make me a sandwich, dammit!
Look I’m as pro-feminist as the next person, but seriously? You’re blaming the fact that she looks ‘thin’ (or emaciated, whatever you wanna call it) on her dress? Look at her shoulder and collar bones sticking out. Plus the typical ‘lolly-pop head’ look of someone who is under weight.
Whether or not a woman ‘needs boobs’ to be attractive (and I agree with you, they don’t), Kiera Knightly is very very skinny and, particularly in this picture, has no breasts to speak of. Take the caption as its meant, as a funny commentary, not as an attack on your own personal ideals. Jumping to the conclusion that people are closed-minded, prejudiced or sexist because of a joking comment is pretty much the same as assuming that a skinny person is anorexic…
Thank you so much for posting this comment!!! I am a woman with smaller breasts but that does not matter! I really appreciate people having the balls to stand up against bullsh!t.
I really agree with you on the “boobs” part. Even if you think she’s too thin, it’s not boobs she “needs.”
And I also agree with you that not every thin person is anorexic. I’m thin, and I get so sick of people tell me to “eat a cheeseburger” or asking me if I’m anorexic. I don’t. I’m just thin. I eat like a normal person.
But at the same time… Keira Knightley is a little beyond “thin.” She was always slender, but she used to be heavier than this. Also, remember that the camera adds at least 10 pounds. So, imagine her 10 pounds thinner… and that’s what she looks like in real life.
She has clearly lost weight. She is clearly underweight. Am I saying anorexia is to blame? No, although I wouldn’t doubt it.
But whatever the issue is, she does need to gain weight. She is DEFINITELY unhealthily underweight in this picture. She’s not thin. She’s emaciated.
Request denied.
“Triple D”?
And you call me stupid? Pfffft. Go back to pre-school and get some sex-ed, man. While you’re at it, acquiring some spelling skills would be nice too. You’d do us all a huge favor.
BOOOO!!!!
Basically this is how it works for all you women out there that apparently have no f**king clue how guys work.
Keira Knightly + no boobies = Awesome
Keira Knightly + big boobies = Turbo Awesome
She is a great looking woman and has a very beautiful face.
Still, she looks strange on this picture. A woman does not need big breasts to look great, but a woman should wear the right clothes. And on this photo she wears a dress which requires some larger breasts than she has, because she has almost no breasts. And it just looks awkward with such a dress.
I can understand what you’re getting at. But consider this.
Most likley, me, you, twitchy, frank, all of these people ae never gonna meet Kiera. Allls we see is pictures, videos, movies, etc. The movies are acting, thats not helping us to get to know them. Pictures are photoshopped all the time, so you can never trust what you see on the web or in a magazine. So how in the hell are we going to know if she has a great personality or is funny or smart? We have to assume on what we see, and so by this point in life everyone is judging by if they are sexy. So now these girls are judged by if they dont have any boobs or if they do.
She is though, remarkably skinny. I think she needs to gain weight. I prefer my women that aern’t skeleton.
(BTW im a guy.)
And obviously you have spent very little time here on RR, because everyone makes pointless comments and errors like that. Pointing it out is tempting, and i sometimes do it too. But its just a waste of time. But him up there, i have to agree. If hes not kidding hes the biggest douche ever who judges women solely on appearence.
i strongly agree
some boys are just such butt heads
what breast size? you cant have a breast size with no breasts! i am willing to pay for her boob job out of pocket. she at least needs fit into a b cup!
I understand your point-of-view as well. If guys like Twichy would just stoop down and discuss this in the way you do right now, the world would already be a better place, lol.
You are right that in society nowadays, people are judged on their outer appeareance. I mean, unconsciously or not, we all form an opinion of someone very quickly, mostly by how they look. But making fun of someone just because they don’t have big boobs or a big d#ck is something else. There is a line between having a different taste/preference and criticizing someone for something they don’t have and which isnt their fault.
She does look thin. But we don’t know if she is anorexic, no matter what the so-called experts around here are yelling. I’m just getting a little tired of people who are apparently thinking that all skinny people have anorexia. Keira Knightly is of course a public figure and is therefore seen as someone who needs to be a leading example for the next generation or something dramatic like that, but like I said; if she’s really that thin by nature, we shouldn’t keep on throwing cookies at her.
I agree with you that she’s too thin, but think about this…
“I think she needs to gain weight. I prefer my women that aern’t skeleton.”
Why do you assume that women should care how YOU would like them to look?
If you said, “I think she needs to gain weight, because she’s clearly lost weight and she is underweight now and that isn’t healthy,” fine. But your reasoning is that she should gain weight because of what YOU like?
I see what you’re trying to do. You’re trying to be body-positive and stuff.
But what you’re ACTUALLY doing when you say stuff like that is telling women that we should care more about what you think than anything else.
I’m naturally thin. Not as thin as Keira up there, but I’m a small girl. And I really don’t care if that’s how you “prefer your women” or not.
True enough lol, I’m a newb on RR. I do realize well enough that it’s pointless to point out every mistake because I’m not perfect myself and therefore would seem a liiittle hypocritical if I did so. But as the mature person I am, this comment just annoyed me too much to let it go. XD
..Event hough obvious troll was obvious. >_> *reminds herself to be the grown-up one next time*
Hee hee. XD
But you know how bad my cooking skills are, last time I tried to bake cookies the dog got food poisoning. But if you really want to give it a go, then, with all my love, I will make you that sandwich~ Tuna?
As am I. But you know, I’ve seen plenty of other photos floating somewhere around the internet where she looks considerably healthier than here (but which, for obvious reasons, are considerably less used in the tabloids). I mean, I admit that she does look thin, but I really do think that if she would’ve worn another, more flattering dress, and if the photo was taken from a more flattering angle, she would’ve looked much, much better. Also, I never said that she didn’t look underweight. I can see that as well as you.
And I did laugh about the joke itself, because frankly and perhaps hypocritically speaking, it’s funny. My comment was meant for Paz, not the captioner. I’m just getting pissed when people are criticizing someone for something they lack and which isn’t their own fault, like the guy above did. Though the fact that he was a troll is almost as obvious as the fact that Keira has very little up front, it still pissed me off because I know that a lot of people (note: I’m not saying ‘all people’) do actually think that way.
Just to come to my main point; I don’t take myself too seriously and therefore I can shamelessly admit that I was amongst the ones who could laugh at this picture, but I just have something against people who are taking this caption the wrong way and actually see it as a free-zone to criticize Keira, or any other woman who wasn’t standing in front of the line when God was handing out the boobs, for something she “lacks” (but frankly speaking, I think Knightly looks much prettier than all the botoxed and Barbiefied ‘celebs’ out there). Feel free to call me as biased as some sexists out here, but that’s what I think.
Heh, people like twitchy discussing… Thats funny. I like you.
You’re right, theres a fine line between judging based on acting and personality, and judging based on if they have “Triple D”s”. But thats the way our society runs, and unfortunately, i don’t think it’s changing anytime soon…
I didn’t say she was anorexic. I said she was remarkably skinny. And maybe she can’t help it, in which case, we need to stop throwing pies at her. But if she does that by choice, than she needs to stop, because shes not doing herself any good.
She absolutely is a role model, and unless she cannot help it, she needs to stop NOW.
No one here is an expert. Half the people on Cheeseburger network, maybe more, are dumb as hell. No offense to any of you. You know, i take it back. Go back to ICHC you noobs.
I hear that a lot lol. Someone else on pundit called me a Canuck (sp??) because I was ‘adorable enough’ to throw a fit at someone and subsequently apologize about it. But I’m not that naive right, to stay optimistic about people’s social abilities? Right? T_T
Anyway. I know, unfortunately society is like that. But that doesn’t mean I can’t go against people who are like that, right?
Lost battle perhaps, but yeah…
Sorry, I did see that you said ‘remarkably skinny’. I should’ve stated it otherwise, because you’re one of the few to stay sensible about it and say that we can’t know for sure because we don’t know Knightly personally. It was more or less meant in general, to all those who immediately assume that she’s anorexic because of her appearance. I also think that she would look a bit healthier if she gained a few pounds, but some people just are that thin by nature and can eat all they want but stay skinny. I’m no expert, so I can only say that it’s Knightly’s own business. …I did like the joke, though. xD To keep it ICHC, I LAWL’d about it.
Heh, again, social abilities… You’re killing me. These people don’t have any. Then again, I’m pessimist. :I
Sure you can fight against it, but, like you said, it is lost cause. If I had a nickel for every time I told someone off, i’d be wealthier than Bill Gates.
I think we assume shes anorexic automatically because so many celebs are. Not all of them can help it, but most choose to.
People come here to avoid the idiots in ICHC, and yet half of them are dumber. *coughcoughTripleD’coughcough* Maybe they should go fail at Failblog.
I know, what do I even expect when I come here? T_T Oh wait, its teh Intawebz. No matter how low your expections are, the stupidity of some people will fall below that. The “Triple-D-part” just about killed me, though. With laughter. My guess is that it was a virgin.
We do make a good team, though. Mr Bomber the Pessimist and Miss Fit the Optimist, ever-battling against numerous trolls… and ICHC-speak.
Triple D’s… Heh, of course hes a virgin. He probably is about 11 growing up surrounded by pedophiles.
Heh, don’t forget the ICHC speak. Never leave out the ICHC speak. It’s the biggest point of argument with the cat people.
Ya know, Childhood is short, but maturity is forever. Live a little… ;D
I look at it like this… At least she hasn’t gone the implants way.
No worries dude, I live my life to the max. XD
Say, I wondered about your name for a while now… are you a bomber in the graffiti-sense?
As I wondered about yours. Are you like, one of those workout ladies that make those workout tapes for self conscious women?
Now you know where all that optimism comes from! And why I’m so fanatic about weight issues as well, I guess…
But nah, more like a big fan of old-school punk, especially the Misfits.
Well, and Death From Above 1979, but I couldn’t come up with a ‘fitting’ (get it? *laughs about her own lame joke*) name with that…
How ’bout you, Mr Bomber?
-siren goes off fore lame pun- DUCK AND COVER! xD
Eh, was an old joke with me and my friends. I used to jump off of my house into 6 feet of snow, and once I landed on my friend. T.T Well, i broke his ankle, god knows how, and he hasnt come near me since.
Ohh, sounds like fun! ..The jumping-from-the-roof-part I mean (we have the same 20-cm-ish-snow for about a month here… it just doesn’t get at fun-height and it doesn’t melt either. It’s freaking annoying when I have to go to college), not the breaking-an-ankle-part… Bit sad that he’s avoiding you now, though. You didn’t use him as an air-cushion on purpose, right.
…Riiiight?
I may have purpousely mistimed my jump… Oh come on Miss, he drew on my face the night before. What was I supposed to do? Let him win? e.e
XD You’re so bad.
You’re not one of those people who cheat with family games, are you? God, I have a friend who is like that. It’s no fun playing Monopoly with him anymore as he is actually capable of casually throwing the board off the table when he’s on the losing side. xD
*yaaawn* Well. It’s nappy-nappy time I guess. Almost half past one in the morning here, and tomorrow’s an early rise-and-shine. >.> It was fun chatting with ya, Mr Bomber-man, until next night.
Oh no, you should see my cousin. He’s losing a game, right? Suddenly, the entire table collapses on his side. What does he say? Quote “The table broke!”
Plus, why the hell were you up until 1:30 chatting with me of all people, especially on a night where, if you’re anything like me, you have to get up at 6:30. I stay up that late anyways… And teachers wonder why I sleep in class. Surprisingly, I get good grade- why the hell am I giving you my life story? e.e Sorry, i get carried away.
To answer your question, No, I do not cheat in family games… I mostly win all of them anyway.
Same here, until next night, Miss old-school punk, sweet dreams.
Were they chocolate chip? -lets the joke sink in-
Tell him to make his own sammich!
Ahh no, I love my hubbie~ He can be so sweet when he’s not drinking, right Greg?
*Greg = currently passed out on the kitchen floor*
Oh drat, I TOLD him not to take those cookies. *hides killer-spork behind back*
We men just don’t listen, eh?