All info about a REAL R2D2 that you can buy is located at : http://www.rebornspirit.com/R2D2.html

And Star Wars is the Greatest Movie of All Time, OF ALL TIME!! – Orson Welles, after finishing Citizen Kane famously said “It’s a good movie sure, but what I really wanted to make is a movie where these two robots meet up with an old man and a young farmer boy and they get chased by an evil warlord of an evil empire and escape with the help of a space pirate and then they rescue a princess and then the farmer boy turns out to be a hero with amazing powers who flies a really cool looking spacecraft and blows up a huge planet destroying Space Station, but I didn’t have the budget”

I’d like to see that app though, ihyperspace – we just need to solve that minor problem of special relativity and the fact that we can’t even get to Mars, anything outside the solar system is impossible

And the Alliance has forbidden me to disclose the existence of my X-wing, so, um, I deny that I have an X-wing in my garage. But I do have my lightsaber, so bring it on, Sithspawn!

Incidentally, I bet you the second anybody needs to be able to calculate hyperspace trajectories there *will be* an iPhone app for it. At present we struggle to send unmanned probes puttering out to the planets in our own solar system. We’ve no way of visiting others.

Or are you hiding a real X-Wing in your garage? In which case, Lord Vader sent me to kill you, Jedi scum

And technically, it really should be a ‘droid (which is short for android, a humanoid robot) – unless your thinking of Danny De Vito

Though in this case, context should make it rather obvious.

1. My iPod will fit in my pocket.
2. My iPod can make intelligible noises.
3. I don’t have to learn to speak a language of bleeps to use my iPod.
4. My iPod does what it’s told, when it’s told.
5. My iPod doesn’t wander off when I’m not there.
6. R2D2 is only of any use whatsoever when the device it is meant to operate is specifically designed to interface with him. You put him in a modern world with none of those conveniently circular locking devices, or with stairs in it (and yes, I know he has rocket boosters in his legs, do you WANT your carpet set on fire?) and he’ll be no use at all.
7. R2D2 was designed as a starship diagnostic droid. Do you have your starship yet? No? Not even a jetpack? Pity.
8. The only noises R2D2 has ever made are “Beep”, “Whoodle”, “Wheee” and “Fnark”. That might be good enough for Bjork songs, but it ain’t going to cut it if what you want is Sinatra.

-Ash

Besides that, hilarious lol. And so true. Apple should come out with the iR2D2.

and he doesnt support filesharing.

no?

Daleks and Astrodroids be warned.