
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU MEAN IS IT THAT TIME OF THE MONTH?
(Michelle Rodriguez and Vin Diesel)
Is it PMS? (Via I Can Has Cheezburger)
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This page is about the bird. For the NHL team, see Anaheim Ducks; for duck as a food, see Duck (food); for other meanings, see Duck (disambiguation).
Ducks
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Scientific classification
Kingdom: Animalia
Phylum: Chordata
Class: Aves
Order: Anseriformes
Family: Anatidae
Subfamily: various
Duck is the common name for a number of species in the Anatidae family of birds. The ducks are divided between several subfamilies listed in full in the Anatidae article; they do not represent a monophyletic group but a form taxon, since swans and geese are not considered ducks. Ducks are mostly aquatic birds, mostly smaller than the swans and geese, and may be found in both fresh water and sea water.
Ducks are sometimes confused with several types of unrelated water birds with similar forms, such as loons or divers, grebes, gallinules, and coots.
Contents [hide]
1 Etymology
2 Morphology
3 Behaviour
3.1 Feeding
3.2 Breeding
3.3 Communication
4 Ecology
4.1 Distribution and habitat
4.2 Predators
5 Relationship with humans
5.1 Domestication
5.2 Cultural references
5.2.1 “Quacks like a duck”
6 See also
7 References
8 External links
Etymology
Female MallardThe word duck comes from Old English *dūce, a derivative of the verb *dūcan “to duck, bend down low as if to get under something, or dive”, because of the way many species in the dabbling duck group feed by upending; compare with Dutch duiken and German tauchen “to dive”.
This word replaced Old English æned “duck”, favored by æned presumably developing into a homophone of the outcome of Old English ende “end”. Other Germanic languages still have similar words for “duck”, for example, Dutch eend “duck” and German Ente “duck”. The word æned was inherited form Proto-Indo-European; compare: Latin anas “duck”, Lithuanian ántis “duck”, Ancient Greek nēssa/nētta (νήσσα, νήττα) “duck”, and Sanskrit ātí “water bird”, among others.
Some people use “duck” specifically for adult females and “drake” for adult males, for the species described here; others use “hen” and “drake”, respectively.
A duckling is a young duck in downy plumage[1] or baby duck.[2]; but in the food trade young adult ducks ready for roasting are sometimes labelled “duckling”.
The same unecessary BS I just read.
Yeah – what you said. I thought I was having a small stroke.
Its called the ordinial rule who ever said first gets punished with that
to long didn’t read….
Ok whatever…anyhow, you know this pic is acurate. I actually DO feel like that sometimes.
S’okay.. we have all been there *nods head*
The only time I was ever there was when I first went on the Pill for birth control – had acute psychotic episodes and actually threw a butcher knife at my husband (oddly, though we’re divorced now, that had nothing to do with it ^^;;). Went on another formulation (a milder, triphasal Pill) and was just fine.
Nope. never been there. Maybe ‘cuz I don’t haz a you-tay-rus
Hehe well ive been bad before but i dont think ive ever taken to someone with a butcher knife before! thats not to say i havent considered it! I remember my fiance saying to me one time that PMS doesnt exsist and that its all in my head and just an excuse for me to be in bad form!! Man was he ever sorry he said that!
hoo boy! Lili you and I must have been on the same pill. When my doc was dumb enough to give it to me, by day 2 I was ready to take a ball bat to anyone who even LOOKED at me wrong. When I told him exactly what he can do with the pills, he switched me to something much better and I’m back to my peaceful nonviolent (unless provoked) self.
well you know what they say: you can’t spell ovaryacting without ovary
boy, you should know not to ask.
Don’t scream , silent !!
Lame. Lame. Laaaaame. Old joke. And besides, so laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame.
It is a dangerous thing for a male to attempt to diagnose PMS. Whether you’re accurate or not, it never ends well. So don’t do it, guys, it’s not worth it.
Sort of old…but it’s still funny!
Douching also has potential to cause yeast infections. Just wash yourself properly and use other forms of birth control
WHHHHAAAAATTTTTTT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
jep after doing it 23 times (using the same brand) you are more than 50% likely to have a condom fail you.
So like the pope said why bother at all?