Comments on: EDWARD CULLEN

By: The Burning Salamander

The Burning Salamander — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:04:39 +0000

Even Angel was a better badder vamp then those twitghts. He didn’t sparkle like a weirdo, and he was still gorgeous so there. Now I sound like a 13 year old thank you very much.

By: Aes sídhe

Aes sídhe — Sun, 20 Nov 2011 22:12:25 +0000

I’d like to point this out because its been bugging me, according to mythology fairies aren’t the sparkly pretty little things they are today. They can actually be quite malevolent and ruthless. Therefore Edward Cullen is not a fairy, fairies are far more intelligent and conniving (at least some of them) than he is. Fairies are scary. Just take the Virikas harbingers of doom that hang around dying person’s house with their faces and teeth stained with human blood. Seriously they’re more vampire like than Edward.

By: eggies

eggies — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 07:06:38 +0000

I’ve read several excellent stuff here. Certainly price bookmarking for revisiting. I wonder how a lot effort you place to create such a magnificent informative web site.

By: Just sayin'

Just sayin' — Mon, 09 May 2011 22:44:49 +0000

Just sayin’, but Hitler was really popular too
and have you seen the figures on cigarette sales? holy crap!! Cancer is profitable!
the point is, people don’t necessarily choose things that are good.
so the fact that she has a “six-figure” book deal (which honestly isn’t that impressive, I’m hoping you got that wrong or she got screwed) really doesn’t mean anything.

By: ben

ben — Mon, 09 May 2011 22:31:58 +0000

what if we didnt read them or watch the movies AND we like vampires, we just twitards?

By: Kawai Ko-chan

Kawai Ko-chan — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 08:09:27 +0000

Ok… I used to like twilight before it was a hit and when I could read it and not get judged by it. That was in 5th grade. I can’t believe that it was so sucky after that… Like, it started out fine, but then it was just retarded. Vampires, as it has been for centuries on end, are famous for their trademark fangs, capes, and their desire for blood. The veggie-vamps, on the other hand, have no fangs, dress like normal people, and try to fit in. Can you POSSIBLY see any other vampire trying to FIT IN?! I’m sorry, but it just doesn’t make sense. Vampires have been the same for forever, and then some woman thinks she can butt in and change all of that. VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE!!! It’s just wrong, people. Vampires also can’t go out I the sun without getting burned. Now, they aren’t harmed, but the SPARKLE?!?! Where does she get this crap anyway?!

By: Nightshift

Nightshift — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 08:42:43 +0000

No..It is MOST CERTAINLY “Twitard”

By: portlandcarlee

portlandcarlee — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 02:05:24 +0000

omg i just read like allot of comments and i am totaly wrong twilight sucks! i still like the cullen family but the book is horible! i cant beleive u guys just convinced me that one of my fav books is horible!

By: portlandcarlee

portlandcarlee — Mon, 06 Sep 2010 01:28:05 +0000

okay so i like the twilight story. the book was written pretty badly and most of the movies sucked but i still luv it and i think its actually hilarious when people make fun of it. twilight haters bring me much amusement and allot of comments are on da dracula book so i tink il read dat 1 and see how the story compairs

By: Truffels

Truffels — Sun, 29 Aug 2010 21:49:11 +0000

I agree with all of the darling twilight haters: twilight sucks ass…
when i was at the hardware store, for some reason, they had a cardboard cut-out of edward….you know what i did? i walked up to it, and punched it, then walked out of the store…

By: rhiannon

rhiannon — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:07:00 +0000

Yes it really does. Thank you Lizzy. Maybe when you’re older you can even try Anne Rice.

By: rhiannon

rhiannon — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:04:26 +0000

Well if we’re going by books then yeah the body probably is f**king. I mean their is alot of sucking going on lol

By: rhiannon

rhiannon — Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:01:19 +0000

Well in ALOT of books that would be the case

By: Starlight

Starlight — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 16:43:05 +0000

xD I luffles these so much. Vampires are lame and dumb, I don’t know why losers like them so much. Lycans and werewolves are better.

By: Chloe`

Chloe` — Tue, 01 Jun 2010 13:18:52 +0000

we’re just having fun okayy? if you really aren’t bothered about anti-stuff, in future don’t bother posting about how your are anti-anti-whatever it is.

By: muffin

muffin — Thu, 01 Apr 2010 23:52:54 +0000

Ugh, it bothers me ever-so when people put Robert Pattison and Edward Cullen together. Rob is NOT Edward. They (the people at Summit) are the WORST casting people EVER. Rob totally ruined Edward’s reputation.

By: Lolopotamus

Lolopotamus — Sun, 28 Mar 2010 14:26:10 +0000

U r soo right did u know i am twilights NUMBER 1 FAN!

By: Puppiessss

Puppiessss — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:33:23 +0000

same here, my ex friend tried to brainwash me a while back but IM STILL FINE HAHA

By: Puppiessss

Puppiessss — Tue, 23 Mar 2010 18:12:55 +0000

i don’t like twilight, personally think it’s very stupid, but if you watch the 2nd movie, with the wolves, the fights there are AWESOME ^.^

By: heather

heather — Fri, 12 Mar 2010 01:21:16 +0000

When you compare the descriptions of these ‘vampires’ with other mythical beings, you get
1. Otherwordly beauty
2. Inhumanly pale
3. Super-special powers
4. Immortal
5. Secretive- you only find them when they want you to
6. FRICKING SPARKLE
7. Little to no weaknesses
That right there describes the Fae people. You avoid them like the plague because they fuck up your life but they’re not even close to intimidating.
Read Bram Stoker will ya?

By: Gloria

Gloria — Wed, 10 Mar 2010 03:51:46 +0000

I love how nobody noticed him in Harry Potter. Just saying…

By: Lizzie

Lizzie — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:56:37 +0000

EPIC WIN. I may have only begun to read Dracula, and I may not have been able to force myself to read Tw*l*ght, but I have to agree with this.

(By the way, I’m 14. I hope that this gives you hope for the next generation. ^^)

By: Skillet

Skillet — Tue, 23 Feb 2010 12:46:53 +0000

I was thinking more of a Suckubus, myself (“pun” intended)

By: Emily

Emily — Fri, 19 Feb 2010 04:19:51 +0000

I have got to say…you just nearly made me vomit.
Look at this analogy;
Twilight is to vampire as Barney is to dinosaur.
It is very true.
Vampires are not SUPPOSED to be sparkly and marble and indestructable. If they were indestructable then we’d all be dead. They are supposed to have ”ridiculous” fangs.
And since you’re talking like thhhhhhis I’m guessing you’re a teen girl or a Twimom.
Let me tell you something…. I AM A TEEN GIRL. I HAVE NOT BEEN BRAINWASHED WITH SPARKLING HOMO VAMPIRES WHO DON’T EVEN DRINK HUMAN BLOOD. And no offense is meant to any homosexual humans. Just fake vampires.

By: Samantha

Samantha — Sun, 14 Feb 2010 16:12:34 +0000

Exactly if you don’t like vampires than why did you watch the movie and read the books. Abviously you are only making fun of yourself if you really think about it. Think about that.

By: Mel

Mel — Sat, 13 Feb 2010 06:26:52 +0000

No. No need to. We like it because we like it. You shouldn’t try and change that. Were not trying to MAKE you like it? And it’s twihard, not twitard.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 16:10:59 +0000

Way to sound like a Twitard!

Ok, you like it and we don’t, but when we say we don’t like it for cause, don’t you think it might possibly be worth your while investigating the cause?

By: Mel

Mel — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 14:09:20 +0000

Whats most interesting, is that, there are probably two times as much twi-hards in the world then there are ‘anti-twilighters’ or what ever you call yourselves. Therefore, we win. Bagging it constently isn’t going to make us change our minds, so why bag it 24/7? We obviously get it the first time that you don’t like it, we do realise some people don’t and wont ever like the movies or books. I do realise it’s your own opinion, and this would be ours, but bagging it over and over and over again like you want us to hate it to is pathetic. Why bother? seriously if you don’t like it so much then why bother to even look up a site like this one?

Twilight is great. My opinion.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 14:25:15 +0000

Well put, but rather ignores the considerable body of suggestions as to works which are considered superior in this picture.

As for your jealousy theory, generally males tend to be more jealous of handsome males than of the androgenous types who are typical of those described as “beautiful”.

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:47:52 +0000

Nosferatu was pretty scary

By: Kate

Kate — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 13:43:41 +0000

Strong feelings against Twighlight. What is the big problem with it? Does it subvert the vampire convention? Is it that you consider the films poorly made; the script too unsophisticated? The Hammer House of Horror versions were very hammy in comparison. There are a couple of excellent examples of this genre. Is it because Twightlight is deared towards a teenage demographic? Or is it because the books themselves are excruciatingly badly written? If you choose to hate it with such passion, at least be able to quantify and define why you consider it so deserving of intense resentment. There are a multitude of bad films out there, that receive far less criticism, but twighlight is not the worst.
One theory is that Robert Pattison, who is unusually beautiful by any yardstick (even the Paul Numan formula), has become such a preoccupation with females in general, that all the males can do is seek to undermine his position. Only a theory…but looking increasingly plausible

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 11:00:04 +0000

Not yet, but my other window is off to Amazon,

By: thetrainroars

thetrainroars — Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:19:08 +0000

win. and the comments below are even more hilarious. also, Bram Stoker is a genius… don’t hate on him… he was a bloody legend.

By: Redblufire

Redblufire — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:02:59 +0000

THANK YOU FOR THE ANNE RICE REFERENCE.
Finally, someone with good book taste.

By: Redblufire

Redblufire — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 23:00:29 +0000

what do you mean? lol

By: Redblufire

Redblufire — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:59:16 +0000

Actually, they have a really good point.
It goes against ALL good vampire stories.
I bet Dracula is spazming in his grave.
I dont think HE sparkled.
Actually, Dracula was a real person, bet none of you even looked it up.

She just took some ideas out of thin air and applied it to a story.
It has the EXACT SAME plot (although worse) as most vampire stories: A vampire falls in love with a human.
As simple as that.

As mentioned above, the story really is sending out bad messages.
She basically says that a woman cannot last without a man.

I will give her one prop though: She does not visually detail the sex involved.

Anyhow, people need to just keep their opions to themselves, haters: Twilight Fans arent going to give up
Twilight Fans: haters arent going to give up either

SO GET OVER IT

By: Redblufire

Redblufire — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:51:53 +0000

Oh yeah. If they were like REAL vampires, they would so sell better as a story than Edward and Bella.
Reality Check: Edward is ugly, Bella is a bad actress, and they both look like they are smoking something.

By: Redblufire

Redblufire — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 22:48:51 +0000

Thank you. I dont know what she was on when she wrote Twilight. Sparkling Vamps? I dont think so. I can understand the drinking animal blood, but it never lasts. Has anyone seen Interview With A Vampire? Apperently not. Twilight fans, especially adults, need to pick up a Anne Rice or Bram Stoker vampire book.
Never, until she wrote the book, had vampires ever sparkled.
Its just another pathetic vampire story, and people only read it because its different.
Different isnt good when its GAY.

By: Bookwormy15

Bookwormy15 — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 01:42:27 +0000

yup! that’s how i sum it up 2!

By: Tahlia

Tahlia — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:12:13 +0000

Its the best book ever written DONT BAG IT

By: Tahlia

Tahlia — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:09:18 +0000

No Edwards not Uglee He’s Cuteee!!!!

By: Tahlia

Tahlia — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 10:04:54 +0000

Edwards heaps Cuter then people think jeez!! I love twilight newmoon eclipse and breaking dawn good job stepanie meyer Plz write more Stop bagging them people u couldn’t do better xxxx

By: Tahlia

Tahlia — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 09:58:23 +0000

I LOVE TWILIGHT EDWARD AND BELLA ARE THE BEST ACTERS STOP BAGGING THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Harry Potter

Harry Potter — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:06:14 +0000

Oh my god. I love this. It’s the only comment that actually makes sense.

By: Harry Potter

Harry Potter — Tue, 12 Jan 2010 02:02:05 +0000

Aw, why’d you hafta say that? I love Pride and Predjudice.

By: iluvescookeys

iluvescookeys — Tue, 29 Dec 2009 23:25:12 +0000

Logic WIN!

By: loch

loch — Wed, 23 Dec 2009 22:21:52 +0000

ever looked at Hellsing?

By: Emma

Emma — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 21:40:37 +0000

Wow, this is a very nice collection of some pathetic people who don’t have a life and probably feel good talking other people down who don’t have the same opinion. Come on guys, you’re as childish as “twi-tards” who actually do the same as you do. Face it.

By: J3553C4

J3553C4 — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:40:43 +0000

Some people can’t handle Twilight, lolz.

By: Trinity

Trinity — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 06:05:23 +0000

Come on people, get a life!!!!!!! I used to believe that Twilight fans were annoying, but Twilight haters are even worse. It’s just a book/movies franchise.