Comments on: Hell son, Zombies don’t scare me none.

By: robot president

robot president — Sun, 27 Mar 2011 23:54:55 +0000

Double Negative!

By: KsbjA

KsbjA — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 12:35:06 +0000

Somehow I can nothing but agree.

By: trusts

trusts — Fri, 06 Nov 2009 04:11:28 +0000

yeah, winehouse pretty much haunts her own body.

By: MWS

MWS — Thu, 05 Nov 2009 13:19:14 +0000

Wait…

But you just said zombies DON’T scare you. Make up your mind.

By: peepers

peepers — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:03:36 +0000

Would you prefer another “skinny girls are evil” one?

By: peepers

peepers — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 16:02:18 +0000

Well done. Your wall of text hits me for 13000 damage.

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:03:02 +0000

Yes, Amy Winehouse jokes are so fresh and funny.

By: parksj1

parksj1 — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 14:02:19 +0000

Ugh, I’m still sore about that.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 09:19:58 +0000

“Peepers is a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants” – how highly apposite!

Oh and +10 Internets for finding the article!

By: HollowUdo

HollowUdo — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 06:49:35 +0000

anyone care to tell me why his hat is speaking? it would have made the movie so much funnier to have a random talking hat!

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:28:52 +0000

That must be part of the DLC that was supposed to happen.

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 02:27:35 +0000

Peepers is a fictional character in comic books published by Marvel Comics. He first appeared as a member of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, a group of mutants in Captain America Annual #4. He was created by Jack Kirby.
Peter Quinn was born in Cedar City, Utah. He was recruited by Magneto as a mercenary and professional criminal to be part of his new Brotherhood of Evil Mutants. He took the name Peeper and joined Slither, Shocker, Lifter and Burner. After failing their first mission and being defeated by Captain America, Magneto abandoned them.[1]
The group changed their name to Mutant Force and offered their services to the Mandrill and battled Defenders for him in his scheme to take over the U.S. Peeper became the field leader of the team, his powers allowing him to see his enemy’s movements and plan for them. They battled Valkyrie, Wasp, Hellcat, Nighthawk, and Yellowjacket. Despite being successful at first in defeating the Defenders and capturing the female Defenders so that the Mandrill could enslave them, the group was defeated by the Defenders during their third encounter.[2] Mutant Force was arrested, but they bargained with the U.S. government and became their agents in exchange for their presidential pardon. Their tenure as government agents was short. They battled the Hulk, and later testified before a secret tribunal against the Defenders.[3] Peeper and Mutant Force were later employed by Professor Power’s Secret Empire. Alongside Mutant Force and Mad Dog, he battled the Defenders once again.[4]
The Red Skull became the group’s new sponsor. Now calling themselves the Resistants, they posed as a group advocating mutant rights, but actually operated as a terrorist group. Slither left the group at this time. To avoid being associated with their old criminal group, many of the members changed their identities. It was later revealed that the Resistants were one of many groups that was unknowingly controlled by the newly resurrected villain, the Red Skull. Peeper now called himself Occult and wore a helmet to hide his features. The group rescued the mutant Quill from the custody of the new Captain America, John Walker, and Battle Star.[5] The group fought Captain America again and claimed that their actions were all to opposed the Mutant Registration Act. They were soon joined by various new members, including Mentallo who posed as Think Tank. This time they came into conflict with Freedom Force, a group who ironically enough, had been another incarnation of the Brotherhood of Evil Mutants, but had now become government agents.
The new Captain America, John Walker, lost control during a battle near Carson City, Nevada, and seemingly killed Occult along with several other members of the Resistants due to his recent violent streak as the result of the death of his parents at the hand of the Watch Dogs, another group the Red Skull had formed to discredit the image of Captain America. During the fight, Quinn was seriously injured after hitting high tension power lines and was electrocuted and believed dead.[6]
These injuries may have been the cause of his later mental problems: in his next appearance Quinn would never speak.[7] Another mission as the Resistants was a failure as well, so the team changed its name back to Mutant Force, but by now Peeper was becoming afraid during combat. Mutant Force was defeated and Quinn, now calling himself Peepers, was imprisoned at The Cage.[8] Wolverine and the Beast met him and befriended Peepers, who by now was a stuttering, nervous mutant who had become mentally unbalanced. Peepers repeatedly stabbed a prisoner who tried to kill Beast at this time.[9] Shortly afterwards he was released and became a bartender at Satan’s Circus, a bar for supervillains.[10]

By: Squirrely__Kitteh

Squirrely__Kitteh — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 00:53:56 +0000

LOLZ. Just saw that movie on Halloween.

By: Illuari

Illuari — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:34:19 +0000

WHERE ARE THE GODDAMN TWINKIES?! FALSE ADVERTISIN’!!

By: peepers

peepers — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:20:38 +0000

This one isn’t that bad. At least it isn’t preaching.

By: Agent00

Agent00 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 23:16:56 +0000

I remember when this site used to be funny

By: peepers

peepers — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:57:26 +0000

Congratulations!!

By: Ace5762

Ace5762 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:42:23 +0000

Why isn’t this guy in Left 4 Dead 2?

By: deadinfrance

deadinfrance — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:35:11 +0000

She makes Keith Richards look good.

By: ajohnson153

ajohnson153 — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:23:44 +0000

When the zombie apocalypse does happen I’m going to hang out with Amy Winehouse. She doesn’t have a brain left after all the drugs so they won’t go after her for food, plus the zombies would just think she is one of them anyway.

By: cheesebrrgrr

cheesebrrgrr — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:14:08 +0000

Wahoo! Second! Oh, and congrats on the first!

By: Yay

Yay — Tue, 03 Nov 2009 22:02:53 +0000

First ever attempt at a first. First!