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What the hell do you mean, “A little heavy for Hollywood”?!?
(Achmed the Dead Terrorist)
I think this is what they have in mind.
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Way to perpetuate the HATE jeff. So very not funny unless u r a racist/prejudiced sumbich.
Right.. because so many muslims feel insulted by a skeleton with a beard…
everyone bichs about the skeleton but the white trash drunk and black pimp are alright?
I hate Jeff Dunham all together. All his characters are some sort of racist or prejudice, except for that old one. Walter, I think.
Yep. Walter isn’t prejudiced, he hates everybody. But especially female, asian doctors…
So – age-based prejudices are funny? Actually i think you guys need to lighten up. I don’t get offended by short jokes. And I am teeny tiney!
Care troll cares.
its racist if all you look for are chances to be insulted and bite back. Otherwise its some guy with a puppet making you laugh. Thats my point of view. And don’t call me racist. Not all terrorists are muslims, and not all muslims are terrorists. Have any of you ever taken the time to search these definitions??? Read “Three Cups of Tea”. It will change your mind. So..yeah.
It’s racist, because it’s racist. It’s ignorant to think that jeff is only talking about the “bad Muslims.”
It’s racist to assume he isn’t.
Racist.
Is this Weight Week or something?
I lol’d a little. At least it wasn’t preachy.
I saw this puppet on tv & he reely is racist. Thats an actual towel on his head, not a turban. Who doenst think the phrase towelhead is unacceptable & totally hateful?
Yes and blowing yourself up in the hopes of taking out a bunch of other people just because they don’t believe the same thing you do is so open minded.
There are fundamentalists in every religion. it is naive, ignorant, and plain cruel to pigeonhole an entire group of people for the actions of a few. Yes, terrorism is a horrible thing, but it is certainly not something constricted to people who subscribe to the Muslim faith, which is how this guy portrays it. I mean free speech and all, but most people don’t understand how detrimental this type of “One v. Other” mentality can be. No matter who is on which side.
Which is why he’s not called “the dead MUSLIM.”
Such a simple truth, yet so hard for bleeding hearts to understand. LOL
Such a simple way to keep from exerting all that effort to think; label thinking “Bleeding Heart”. Way to show ‘em.
Hey, we’re not the ones equating all Muslims with one guy who’s EXPLICITLY labeled a terrorist. You are. Racist.
“Who doenst think the phrase towelhead is unacceptable & totally hateful?”
For actual terrorists? I prefer the phrase “slowly cooling corpse.”
it’s a towel unless you believe Jeff during his act. Then, it’s a shamwow.
Unless you believe Nigahiga on youtube. Then its a shamWOOHOO!
aCHmed, love him…
hahaaaaaaaaahahahaha hahehehehehehe
heehehahaha ha haha ha ha ha ha hahahaha
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skinny people live in hollywood, get it?
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hahha hahahehehe
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omg so funny so FUNNY!!!
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haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahah aha h hehe
hooooo!!!! Hhahhaha
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Now that’s comedy folks!
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haahahah hehehehe hooohyhyhoohyhooo
heee
haa ha ha
peepers is bitter because people are making fun of the kind of chick peepers digs.
I admit that I am not a chubby chaser. Was that supposed to offend me?
Your definition of “chubby” is a bit freaky.
As is your fascination with me.
It’s difficult to not be fascinated by the insane. I was at a barbeque/craft beer festival once and there was this guy with a t-shirt that said “I only listen to the voices in my head”, and it really looked like that was true. Could not take my eye off of him. You hold the same sort of appeal.
Isn’t that sweet? Rattus wants to fit in.
What??? Fit in to what? Jeez, trying to converse with pyschotics is such a fecking trial.
that’s why they lock them away. there’s no point in talking, just pump em full of meds.
Yeah, good isn’t it? Instead of having to go to Bedlam on Sunday to look at the lunatics, the Internet delivers them to your desk for free!
Don’t worry, loser. Someone on the internet likes you. You’re a winner now!
Wheras mostly everyone on this board thinks youre a douchebag. Youre a winner now!
Trolls are fun to toy with.
Yes, you are.
I would think that your personality should offend you. And your writing “style”.
My personality should offend me. Good one. And relevant too.
tl;dr
Quick. Name the only religion not to have it’s holy places destroyed in the new retarded 2012 movie.
Islam.
Shintoism? Wicca? Scientology?
Scientology’s holy places? Like Tom Cruise’s house?
If it makes you happy.
I find it unlikely that none of the Wiccan “holy places” were destroyed since many of them are also “holy places” for some of the more modern religions as well.
Yes. This is a very serious discussion.
I Keeel You!
SILENCE!!
BOOM!
C-C-C-C-Combo breaker…
Jeff Dunham is an unfunny racist.
You’re an idiot.
Agreed. He himself isn’t a racist, its the personality he gives his characters.
he’s unfunny period.
Which explains the idiot redneck Bubba character, right? Or were you undergoing surgery to repair your brain when that character came out?
Racist or not it is simply unfunny. All he does is do a bad puppet show in a silly voice and go I KEEL YOU. Anyone who finds that funny is clearly mentally disabled.
It’s called a different sense of humour.
……SILENCE I KEEL YOU!!!!!
Nope, it’s called being a moron.
duche bag………
GARY OAK
Jeff Dunham (je faw faw, dun ham, dot com) is a comedic genius! And Achmed is not the only character in his routine. There’s Peanut, Walter, Jose Jalapeño (on a steek), among others.
Jeff is not a racist. He is a damn funny comedian and one of the best ventriloquists I’ve ever seen.
I love Jeff! going to his concert next week!
you’ll love it. I went a week ago. Going again in January. Guitar Guy may be with him–there are a couple dates he misses, iirc, but I may be wrong.
And oh look!! His routines are all the same!! Making stupid noises and using really stereotypical characters. WOW, what a genius!
So, like, that’s the only comedy routine you’ve actually ever seen, then.
Comedy is when Tim falls down an open sewer and dies.
racist jokes are the funniest jokes.
This is not an insult to Islam; it’s an insult to comedy.
Hallo, I am Lindsay Lohan…
Love it! This LOL is a bash against weight/appearance issues, and you guys go insane yawping at each other about how “racist” it is!
So hating on other people for having a different race, religion, etc. is naughty, but anyone not currently in a perfect (i.e. airbrushed) body is fair game. Got it.
The human race is overrun with idiots.
I agree.
what a creepy looking celebrity this one is.
look what jeff does is bring humor to a society that is overrun with paranoia and fear, we could all use a laugh during these times and i think he is extremely funny. Also due to the political correctness of how people are now even fewer people are able to laugh because theyre afraid of offending other people.
I assume you mean afraid to laugh outside of Jeff’s shows? Because I know he KILLS during them.
I have yet to see him whip out his ‘jewboy’ puppet. There wouldn’t be much laughter THEN, would there?
“HA HA! Heimi the Dead Banker covets all my money and is naturally sneaky!!”
I’m sure they’d tolerate that in prime time, wouldn’t they?
You can rationalize his ‘act’ as much as you want, it is what it is, and we all know it.
Some of it find it amusing, some of us are repulsed.
I, frankly, think he should curl up and die, but instead, I’ll just turn the channel.
Frankly, I think Muslim terrorists and humourless, freedom-of-speech crushing Islamists and leftists should curl up and die.
Or at least bloody well lighten up.
Jeff is just trying to add humor to something morbid.
oh, well, now you’re just being PC, you PCing PCer.
STOP WITH YOUR PC. WHY DO YOU HATE AMERICA.
id be amused by a Jew puppet, and i’m pretty sure that if your self confident enough to stop being whiny little babies you’d laugh too
I think everyone who was not born in the US or CANADA should not be there,anyone who dose not agree with me you can kiss my white ass.
Way to be tolerant of other peoples opinions.
It’s the turban. Lose it, and then we’ll talk.
hey, why doesn’t any one SHUT THE F*CK UP and Laugh