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Rock Star FAIL

(Bill Kaulitz)

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  1. Claire says:

    Wow, he does his eyeliner better than me :/

  2. Chase says:

    Wow that chick is smokin hot. Lol. ;)

  3. Aliceyy says:

    Oh Mon Dieu…

  4. Aids For All says:

    That’s a guy?? ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  5. Scott says:

    I’ve known this group for some years and still wonder what the hell is that – boy or girl…

  6. bluegrrl says:

    That belt buckle is a WIN!

  7. bern the fern says:

    i was like “why is that girl wearing boy’s clothes?”
    and then i realized.

  8. Erin says:

    He’s one of the most feminine men in the world yet still hotter than you! =)

  9. duckisking says:

    THIS FAILS HARD. WHOEVER MADE THIS IS JEALOUS THAT BILL LOOKS LIKE A WOMAN AND STILL SCORES 10 TIMES MORE!!!!!!!!! CROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE CONTROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOl

  10. agh says:

    wow, that girl is pretty cute OH GOD

  11. floob says:

    Are we done with the Kaulitz jokes? Can we throw them on the pile of “sparkly vampires” jokes?

  12. Qdude says:

    HOLY CRAP! THAT’S A GUY!? WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE A HOT CHICK!? EVRYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE!

  13. PAIGE says:

    OMG. Who ever made that is a FAIL! Tokio Hotel is like one of the biggest rock bands around the world! ARE U!?!!?
    Nawww….DIDNT THINK SO < a fish

  14. Kitty says:

    Okay… Bill Kaulitz pwns, but that’s still pretty funny.

    • Kitty says:

      Just so everyone knows, there are to “Kitty” people on this deal, and I prefer my men to NOT ask to borrow my makeup, I don’t give a damn how much money they make.

      But yeah, that belt-buckle kicks ass.

  15. Vel says:

    It’s not a fail — it’s a perfect success at subtly appealing to the bdsm crowd without going so far as to be anything that more straight-laced folk could put a finger on as ‘offensive’.

  16. Zack says:

    I swear to god! Every freakin time i see this dude, I think its a hot emo-ish chick but then realize its a freakin Dude!
    Man I’m soo freaking disturbed.

  17. KimberKaulitz says:

    Bill Kaulitz is soo hawt.No other guys compare to him

  18. DV says:

    this is what Davey Havoc wishes he looked like. too bad he’s 43.

    • Persona says:

      OMGns, you did NOT just say that!!! Davey is ACTUALLY not even 35 yet, idiot. Davey Havok. No ‘c’.
      And Davey is hotter then Bill, sorry Bill.

  19. KimberKaulitz says:

    Hell thats what every jealous guy who says hes gay wishes they looked like.

  20. IShallRemainNameless says:

    I literally had to look at the comments to… confirm my suspicions

  21. dklfjg says:

    IT’S A TRAP!!!

  22. Jenny says:

    Okay, I love guys in make up, I be loving the goth hotties, but this is ridiculous. I wouldn’t even go lesbian for him. To be fair, he may have a hormonal problem.

  23. RainbowSocks says:

    She’s kinda pretty.
    Oh, crap..

  24. Anon says:

    I’d hit it.

  25. Xenon says:

    Okay, so that IS a man? Those eyes, nose, jawline and hands belong to a man? Not a woman? A man? Really? Are you sure? It’s Bill, not Billi? Really? Are you sure?

    • Clay Dowling says:

      New a guy in college prettier than that. Thick, gorgeous blond hair, smooth delicate skin, fine facial features. For the first two weeks we were congratulating his roommate because we thought he had a cute blond live-in already. After that the guy gave up shaving regularly, to avoid any confusion. The blond also turned out to be a pretty decent dude to hang with, even if all the girls on the floor were jealous of his hair.

  26. randomrandom says:

    She could get a few guys…

    OH MAH GOSH.

    What the heck is that???? Drop the eyeliner and no one gets hurt.

    • bill lover says:

      Oh you poor guys…who all are asking that is He male or whatever…duh…Dont you ppl know that He’s Bill Kaulitz <3 get a life you all posers…crazy hell look at yourself first then judge anyone else that he is boy or girl :D

  27. Christina says:

    Kaulitz is sexy. The end.

    • Cidnee says:

      Agreed ^-^

      Haters should just leave him alone. I mean, really. If you don’t like him, good for you. Just, don’t be mean because other people have different opinions.

  28. Befuddled says:

    Soo.. How is Kaulitz a rock star fail? He’s a successful musician whether or not you enjoy his music… *checks comments*

    Or are horrified at his androgyny.

    • Lonne2 says:

      What they fail to see it that he is doing Japanese rock in German and many Japanese rock stars have make-up on and the same kind of clothes to. Personally, I don’t like his music but I do find him HOT with the new hair style.

      • kyasarin says:

        And, coincidentally enough, many J-pop male stars also look like women.

        Befuddled is right, though; the guy has a successful career and Tokio Hotel has a rabid following. How’s that a fail?

        • Lonne2 says:

          true true… and they also look really hot too – GACKT-san. =D

          I do agree with you, I don’t see this as a fail either.

  29. xBlackxRavenx says:

    My god… YES! Bill (A GUYS NAME) Is a guy. He’s in a German friggen rock band. To some people yea he’s hot and we swoon over him but bloody hell if you don’t like the fact he does look feminine Get over it.. Geez

  30. Draewelyth says:

    Some girls may like his style, but imo he still looks uber gay.
    On the other hand girls dig gay men. That might explane it..

    • Vel says:

      It’s not that we dig gay men. It’s that we _don’t_ dig macho posturing cavemen, insecure homophobes, or testosterone-soaked jocks.

      • MalloryMalicious says:

        Honestly, I don’t dig insecure homophobes, or testosterone-soaked jocks, BUT, I really love my husband, who happens to be a body builder (but not a meat head or a tool.) Sure there are women out there that like feminine type men, but there are a lot of us women who like guys that actually look like Guys. I’d much rather have a big burly caveman than a scrawney little girly looking boy.

        • Vel says:

          My husband is a rather masculine type, too (though he has waist length dark hair, in perfect spiral curls… natural ones, the bastard). Six foot tall, well built, heavy shoulders… and I find him exceedingly attractive. I also found him attractive when we married, and he was more of the slender dancer-type, almost totally lacking in body hair, with short geek-boy curls. But that’s because I found _him_ attractive, the important bits that are inside… and my physical tastes expanded to include any packaging he came in. Finding someone we love attractive isn’t the same thing, though, as simple physical attraction. When we judge anyone by looks, let’s face it — we’re not judging them on the whole picture. So we have to go on what we have, and on past experiences. I’ve known sensitive, secure, sweet, wonderful men who looked like thugs, others who looked like macho jocks, and a few who looked like useless frat boys. But the majority of the men I’ve met who fit the ‘look’ for those particular types also tend to fit the stereotypes for those types, which isn’t something I find attractive. In contrast, most of the men I’ve met who wear eyeliner and lace gloves tend to be sweet, funny, and lacking in both crude potty humor and macho posturing. Not all — we’ve already established that looks can be deceiving — but enough that my subconscious, when presented with a ‘girly boy’ automatically assumes a better chance of him being something I’d get along with than it does when presented with a blond crew-cut, bulging muscles, and ‘manly’ clothes.

  31. Vel says:

    It’s amusing how many guys immediately go offensive after a moment of confusion — “Ooooh pretty… wait, there are man-bits?! Oh god, I must prove I am not teh gay by trashing this popular, successful rock star! I know, I’ll call him girly! Bet that’ll really hit him hard! Woot, who’s da man?”

    Pretty is pretty, what possible difference could the bits you can’t see make, given that the likelihood of him or his female counterparts ever in a gazillion years coming near any of you is so low that it would take an entirely new system of mathematics to accurately compute it?

    And he could borrow my eye-liner _any_ day — if he didn’t bear an extremely uncomfortable resemblance to my fourteen-year-old son. Now _that’s_ a bucket of cold water… androgyny, though? Nooooo problem, whichever way the coin falls would be fine with me.

    • shazzump says:

      :) I agree with ya,in my experience men always go on the offensive around pretty guys, although I will admit to being slightly jealous when a guy is pretty (I’m on the plain side myself)

      As for borrowing my eyeliner since I don’t actually own any makeup maybe I could borrow his and he could give me lessons on how to apply it cause the few times I’ve put on makeup it didnt look half as good as his

  32. Kaizer Spork says:

    Ohh….that’s a guy…wow.

  33. Name Required says:

    He just gets more and more feminine every time.
    I think it’ll make everyone happy if he just gets an operation and actually becomes female.

  34. Alice says:

    i’m just wondering how this is a fail?

    (all the people thinking he’s a girl..now that is a fail :P )

  35. It's A Trap says:

    Damn She’s hot !!! hell, she’s hotter than Miley Cyrus

  36. Bluking says:

    F@g or chick? You decide.

  37. TrashTalker says:

    My problem isn’t that he looks like a woman/girl. My problem is that he tries to look like artists from the J-Rock-scene. That just doesn’t fit. xD
    If he wants to look like crap: not my problem but don’t try to be something you can never be.

    • maya says:

      He’s not trying, he’s succeeding, and you’re jealous.

      • MLD says:

        Why do people always pull the jealousy card when people don’t like someone’s look? I think he looks like a pretty princess. Don’t care for it. Doesn’t make me jealous

    • Breaker says:

      Yes, but any androgyny in Rock music goes back to Rock Star Wins like Alice Cooper, New York Dolls, David Bowie, and T. Rex.

      But this kid tries too hard.

  38. Vikotnik says:

    She’s hot.

  39. ohnoes says:

    I think that’s hot. I’d love to tie him up like that.

  40. nein says:

    GAY band is GAY

  41. Mum says:

    She’s the best argument PRO abortion…. Postnatal, I mean…

  42. walking chrome toaster says:

    i’d hit it….. with a crowbar

    srsly, he does look like a chick, yet he still get 10x more action than all here put together

  43. maya says:

    A lot of teenaged girls’ sex dream? WIN.

  44. Zzz says:

    Anyone else laughing at the difference between gender comments?

    All males calling him a girl. All girls correcting them and calling him hot.

  45. Randy says:

    I don’t see any fail here. If it were Steven Tyler (who has also played with BDSM imagery in the past), or even Adam Lambert (who also wears makeup, but isn’t as overtly feminine) wrapped up in that mike cord, no one would bat an eye. Homophobic, transphobic… he’s a gender-bender in the best tradition. Get over it.

  46. shell315 says:

    wow, thats a guy… really…. Its like dead or alive (pete burns) all over again, only not so much hairspray.. I supose if hes got the, um, balls to dress like that on stage let him.
    You go man!

  47. Ladyboy Gaga says:

    Gott ich hasse diesen Hermaphroditen Bastard. Peinlich für die ganze Welt.

  48. PFCSoldier says:

    WAIT WAIT WAIT! thats a dude? WTF?!?

  49. Spoodles says:

    My love of rock is feeling threatened by this poser *goes to put on some Godsmack* ah, much better

  50. madcrow says:

    The guy (and I use the term loosely) DOES look like a chick, But chicks seem to find that attractive, so more power to him.

  51. Draewelyth says:

    Whoever tells here he is hot and cool and whatever and people here are only jelous. Just tell me one thing. WHY he wants to look like a women? Cuz cut the crap, he DOES look like one. My only guess is that he is gay. Any other opinions?
    (And no, I’m not jelous, I do NOT want to look like him.)

    • Vel says:

      You’ve seen numerous women here state that they find him attractive, and you’re still asking that question and assuming he must be gay. Obviously, there isn’t a simple enough explanation for you to understand, if ‘many females find him sexually attractive’ doesn’t answer your question. He obviously likes the way he looks. The women he likes to have sex with like the way he looks. Why should he care what anyone else thinks?

  52. Anaa says:

    Ok c’mon you’re so bad with he he is still more marculine now

    I’m a Tokio Hotel fan but I think that isn’t a fail ;D
    C’mon he isn’t so girly D:

  53. shonuff says:

    They are not rock, people. I know music has taken a drastic downturn recently but pop is not rock.
    Damn people are dumb

  54. ahoyhoy says:

    Man, am I out of touch with the media or what. I don’t even know who the heck this is!!

  55. R says:

    This is stupid. I don’t listen to him, but this is getting old. So what if he looks like a girl? As for this particular caption, there is plenty of men that people consider ‘rock stars’ that look like women. This joke about this person has been made over and over again, and it wasn’t even funny in the first place. Har har, he looks like a girl. That kind of stupid attitude is why transgender people and gay people get mistreated and beaten up. I’m also disgusted by some of you calling him an ‘it’. He is a person, whether he looks like a guy or girl.

  56. Ignatz says:

    I’ve heard some of their stuff, and it’s weak tea. Mindless hook-free drivel. Comparing Tokio Hotel to the New York Dolls or T. Rex is nigh unto blasphemy. Johnny Thunders is rolling in his grave.

  57. Chloe says:

    BONDAGE WIN :p

  58. oh lol says:

    hmmm… just shove some fake boobs in his shirt and we got a female! well even if we didnt shove fake boobs in his shirt he would look like a female……..

  59. Ur Face says:

    It wood look ok wif out teh cord all around her

  60. JP says:

    Who is this chick and why is she famous.

  61. Blythe says:

    omg. I thought it was a girl. LOOK AT THE HAIR! its too girly for my taste, and im into guys with long hair. ewww

    • Rachel says:

      I like men who wear a little makeup. Covering up blemishes and using a little powder to get rid of shiney faces? Great.
      But this?
      No thanks.

  62. Girlysprite says:

    At first I also thought he was a female, but then I noticed the lack of hips and breasts. Then again, when I was young I also thought that Michael jackson, on the cover of the CD ‘Bad’ was a woman.

    However, he is still pretty yeah. Not sure if I’d hit it, but I’ve read enough manga/seen enough anime not to find it odd ;)

  63. Madman-Maniac says:

    Is this really Bill Kaulitz or is it his parody impersonator Carolin Kebekus? I’m not sure…

  64. WTF says:

    This chick looks weird, that’s for sure.

  65. Aid says:

    Doesn’t he know he should go wireless if he’s going to spin around like that?

  66. KittehKitsune says:

    Guys, stop making fun of Bill Kaulitz. He can look how he wants to look, and he’s not going to change it just because people mock him for it. He’s an individual person. Leave him alone.

    • o.O says:

      Nah, he’s just an idiot that wants attention, like most celebrities.

    • Hethlynng says:

      No one’s asking him to change. We’re just very open about whether or not we like his appearance.
      In which, I don’t.

    • MLD says:

      And just as he can choose to look how he wants, people can react as they wish. Works both ways, cupcake

    • STOPIT says:

      STOP PICKING ON BRITN..er…
      BILL.
      ALL YOU PEOPLE CARE ABOUT IS *momentary confusion* READERS AND MAKING MONEY OFF OF HER. SHES A –HUMAN–

    • Nilla lev says:

      Individual? Oh yes, nobody in the world does their hair like him, or dresses similar. Yup just him.
      Oh wait. No, no it is. Especially considering that /I/ look like him, and theres a few other people just in my tiny town who also look like him. So no, he’s not individual.
      Besides, it’s mainly the music people mock, his appearance is just an added bonus. You cant truly mock his music through the pictures so it just falls on something else.

  67. Liz says:

    I used to think “she” was kinda pretty. Until I found out “she” is a he >.<

    Now I just can't stop laughing every time I see a picture of him :P

  68. jen says:

    BILL? this is a MAN? that is disgusting, this is an IT. i sure the hell hope it doesnt become too famous, i dont want kids to see this

  69. carab says:

    he has to wear such a big dragon on his abdomen to try and protect against Aids, too bad no one told him that works

  70. hadapurpura says:

    This guy looks just like Björk.

  71. Mariaahh says:

    No offense, but Bill Kaulitz isn’t really my ideal man, and I cannot imagine how anybody (sorry to those who do) could find him attractive. I mean jeez, he wears more makeup than a woman. It’s scary.

  72. hameltoe says:

    Taylor Hanson is hotter! LMAO!

  73. dragyngirl says:

    Wait—that’s a dude?!?! O_o

  74. Alexii says:

    oh my gosh! he is so hott I could SCREAM(hehe) I love you, Bill. And all you people calling him a chick, Tokio hotel is all boys and the hottest German band EVER!!!!!

  75. Nilla says:

    Um, his face looks very photoshopped. The texture of it just doesn’t look right at all.

  76. CarpeNocte says:

    WHAT … IS … THAT …

    And why does it appear to be famous?!

    Someone, please pour Drano in my eyes…..

  77. Aliro says:

    Um… Is it bad I’m a lesbian and I think he’s kinda hot? Seriously thought that was a girl at first and now I’m all kinds of confused.

  78. Abc says:

    The worst collection of non-talanted, silly-looking people ever.

  79. Anonymouse says:

    he is the lead singer from Tokio Hotel, my friends love the band, i hate it and this guys brother thinks he is black

  80. Rachel says:

    OMG, I totally thought that was a chick, WOW!!!!!!!!

  81. CCFalcon12 says:

    FYI Bill does his own makeup… he doesn’t have someone do it for him… and he is one of the most gorgeous guys on earth and you guys talking crap are just jealous because he can pretty much have any girl that he wants right now… I love Bill and this is a VERY hot picture of him =]

  82. I love how after every single post where someone says something along the lines of “SHE’S pretty” (read:SARCASM) some nitwit had to let them know it was a dude. YEAH WE KNOW, IT’S CLEVER.

  83. mimo1987 says:

    I don’t know if I’m right, but I think this is not Bill. I think it’s a german comedian that mimics Bill, named Carolin Kebekus. She looks really similar to him when she wears the same make-up and clothes. But I could be wrong! :-)
    PS: Can’t believe Tokio Hotel made it in other countries, too!!! o.O I could do without them, keep them if you like ;-P

  84. Phishy says:

    Bill Kaulitz: Destroying Your Heterosexuality since 2007…..

    Bill is very talented. Und it irritates me greatly that People diss on him so much. Tokio Hotel is a very good band as well. I’d look them up.

    And mimo1987… that is Bill Kaulitz, no mimic. I would know X.x

  85. Marik says:

    Whoever wrote this is fail! D8<

  86. SceneQweeen says:

    BILL KAULITZ IS SO HOT

  87. anna says:

    thats MALE???!

  88. Alissa says:

    i thought that was a girl, until i saw the name..

  89. Elsi says:

    i didnt bother reading the other comments past half way down, takes too long, so sorry if sum1 already posted this
    doesn anyone but me realize that no one ever thinks that tom is a girl, its always bill. Arent they identical twins?

  90. Nikki Kaulitz says:

    BILL KAULITZ is NOT a girl!!! Nor is he gay!!! UGH stupid ass people.

  91. Billa says:

    OMG you ppl SUCK!!! Bill is not a girl, get that through your thick, stupid skulls! He is cooler than you losers will EVER be! And he is a very successful rockstar, he is NOT a failure!

  92. Sydney says:

    that is one of my favorite pictures of him. =]
    and for all u ppl on here, it is a HE and HE is in a VERY amazing and successful band. all four of the members r incredibly good looking, and i can’t deny that Bill is very feminine in his looks and in the way he acts, but he is HOT and despite what many ppl say (he’s gay, a girl, etc…) he is a man, and straight, and he is HIMSELF, and i admire him for that. and he’s a rockstar not a failure, loser

  93. IchLiebeBill says:

    -______- <3 Bill is a dude, hes straight and really hot. You guys are just retarded =] ;]

  94. Spyke says:

    Personally, I’m a straight girl and I think Bill’s pretty hot. >.> I like Tokio Hotel’s music, too. It’s pretty irritating when people bash a band for “having no talent” just because they’re popular and successful.

  95. Tyler says:

    Umm, it’s a photoshoot. Bill is freaking sexy. Get over yourselves.

  96. angelica says:

    what he is more than hot he’s sexy he has more to him than just being hot he rocks out loud

  97. SAMANTHA says:

    HE DID NOT FAIL AS A ROCK STAR HES FRIGGIN SEXYY AND EVERYONE SHOULD NO THT

  98. BILLA&TOMI K says:

    BTW, has anyone checked out pictures of Tom, Bill’s identical twin? (esp when they were younger) He’s prettier than Bill, and that’s without makeup.

  99. LittleDeathBat says:

    Really people let it rest it is NOT someones fault if they were born to look feminine he just happens to embrace that fact better and the style of stuff he wears looks good on him…also given that he is part time a model aswell I don’t think doing what he’s told by a photographer is a crime…every one in the world has bad pictures or dumb pictures, plus singers being tied up with mic cords is something used ALOT and has shown up in a lot of diffrent things it’s not a fail…his band probably wanted to keep him out of the sugar (if this were not a studio shot designed to look like this) as for examples of singers tied in mic cords the end of Paramores video Ingorence (or whatever) she gets tied up by a mic cord in the hands of her band…also Avenged Sevenfold has a picture that involves something like that sorta.

  100. Kitsui says:

    Dir en Grey’s drummer actually looks like a man to me now…holy crap.

  101. Stephanie says:

    Bill isn’t a girl!

  102. bill lover says:

    My Sexy Hexy <3

  103. Person says:

    Y’know, I really don’t care that everyone thinks he looks like a girl in this pic. And I wouldn’t say it’s a fail, I think it looks kinky ;)


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