Comments on: Sex, Lies, and Videotape

By: Arzachel

Arzachel — Sun, 26 Sep 2010 00:35:23 +0000

err. i think he’s talking about perez hilton… not about nigel. this… was about that, right? no? ok, then. ill shut up now.

By: DoucheDetector

DoucheDetector — Tue, 25 May 2010 12:10:26 +0000

You do realise that nigel barker isn’t gay… he is married to a retired supermodel you douche, she has a twin sister, they often used to do photo shoots together…. this poster isn’t trying to depict that nigel barker is gay, but the stupidity of Kim Kardashian

By: sarah116339

sarah116339 — Tue, 16 Mar 2010 12:42:54 +0000

his name is Nigel Barker.hes a famous fashion photographer and guest judge on Americas Next Top Model.

By: alyssa

alyssa — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:10:25 +0000

the last one… OH GOOD GOD! there are just some things you cannot un-see. omg, i think i might actually have to boil my eyes. oh it hurts! seriously though, why would anybody do that? why?

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 20:41:59 +0000

I was looking at the second one…

By: brownpaperbag

brownpaperbag — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:25:23 +0000

Your one of the few people who agree with me! I live in ky and I seen on t.v. that most people spend about 150 or more a week on groceries, most ppl here spend 250 to 30 an entire month on groceries, that’s all they got, and their not doing it by buying all organic foods, mac n cheese and cheeto’s! But there’s less people here with a weight problem than other places i’ve been. Almost all the jobs here are manual labor, and people have huge gardens they work and so on, most ppl here (not me *cringe*) cook with lard, and they all live to be over a 100, so who’s doing it wrong… really?

By: Lucy

Lucy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:11:20 +0000

The last picture

By: Lucy

Lucy — Fri, 04 Dec 2009 19:09:57 +0000

AHHHHHHHH!!!!!! MY EYES!! i was eating a hot dog when i saw this i nearly threw up!! D:

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:11:07 +0000

My thoughts exactly.

A++

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 23:08:54 +0000

Plus, Kanye blew his career right there and then. I think the Kanye incident made her popular, made more people know her, and like her music, as well as the pity.

By: Mordaris

Mordaris — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 18:33:56 +0000

Please, oh PLEASE.. Won’t SOMEONE beat the sh*t out of that idiot again?

By: Sberria

Sberria — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 09:50:51 +0000

…actually i would say the poor people in america are some of the fattest.

By: aerialbomber

aerialbomber — Sat, 14 Nov 2009 04:07:15 +0000

she writes her own material/

By: No1askedme

No1askedme — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 23:45:53 +0000

Someone PLEASE kill Perez Hilton! PLEASE!!!!

By: bern the fern

bern the fern — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:21:54 +0000

too late, the last one burned out my eyes already.

By: Kira

Kira — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 22:10:21 +0000

the picture of perez hilton:

AUGH!!! MAH EYES!!! DEY ARE BURNING!!!! ><

By: MLD

MLD — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:54:23 +0000

Lady Gaga

By: MLD

MLD — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:53:15 +0000

Eh, it’s more like they don’t have time/energy/know-how/desire to make proper food, because it’s a LOT cheaper to buy ‘real’ food and make meals than to buy prepackaged stuff. I’ve switched from primarily prepacked/frozen meals to making my own because of this

By: MLD

MLD — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 21:50:48 +0000

so glad im not the only one thinking this

By: Bex

Bex — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:40:04 +0000

Ahahahaaha good ol’ Perez

By: James

James — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:38:26 +0000

So the person who admins this site has an imaginary love affair with Taylor Swift.

That explains a lot.

Ugh.

By: dissimilitude

dissimilitude — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 17:29:38 +0000

Nonono, Kim is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape.

By: shonuff

shonuff — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:55:38 +0000

why in hell is Perez walking around in his gross undies?

By: shonuff

shonuff — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:51:17 +0000

looks like she won the most recent ones *because* of the Kanye incident. it’s as though the pity folks felt for her got her nominated.

By: Tempestates

Tempestates — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:06:55 +0000

Dear god in hell make it stop!

By: nordinho

nordinho — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:32:11 +0000

Okay – Kim Kardashian is famous for being pretty. Just like every other model out there.

What special talent do models have?

Well, they can stand there and take pretty pictures…

The same as Kim Kardashian. Only at leash she looks like she eats.

By: FadedLY

FadedLY — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 13:02:28 +0000

“And I’m pretty sure Perez Hilton is a better representative of the criminally insane than he is of homosexuals, anyway.”

I was JUST explaining this to a friend a few days ago.

I don’t really think of him sharing the same sexuality as I do, he’s his own, horrible thing.
The only thing I share in common with Perez Hilton is living on the same planet. I do so begrudgingly.

By: Mark

Mark — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 11:21:11 +0000

I hate hate hate Perez Hilton. Is there anybody in the world who dresses up more ugly? Please Perez, stay at home forever!!!

By: Woody

Woody — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 09:04:29 +0000

*Puts Hand Up*

By: JKM

JKM — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 08:56:34 +0000

Yuck! Does anybody or ANYTHING want Perez?! o.O :/ he is disgusting and I am so happy to be hetero if he is gay

By: Mikehunt

Mikehunt — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 06:46:39 +0000

Has anyone else noticed that the ocean water directly around Paris is brown ?

By: o_o

o_o — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 03:02:21 +0000

I think Stephanie finally figured out how to fend off Pedobear. Though at a very high cost…

By: Oscar the Mild

Oscar the Mild — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 02:00:35 +0000

Gay men are handsome, slim and well dressed:

MYTH BUSTED!!

By: sk

sk — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 00:45:49 +0000

Nigel Barker is a successful model-turned-photographer who is one of the judges on America’s Next Top Model.

By: rotheche

rotheche — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 22:59:00 +0000

He’s famous for snarking about famous people dressing badly and being out of shape, and looking less than perfe…

Oh, wait…

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:26:06 +0000

Oh my God!! Here come the Sherbert Lemons I’ve just eaten for a return journey!! Me first to the toilet

By: Jeebus Crepes!

Jeebus Crepes! — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 19:04:30 +0000

“Eye Bleach”?…. Aww some noob saw MIND bleach for the FIRST time and still managed to mess it up…

By: landl

landl — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 18:45:58 +0000

Re: Perez Hilton
So true!

By: Tigerlily01

Tigerlily01 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:47:29 +0000

Sorry if this sounds dumb but I’ve seen lots of pictures of this guy on here and I just wondered who the hell is he and why is he famous? Other than being famous for being possibly one of the worst dressed people ever to break a camera lens.

By: big ol' eyebrows

big ol' eyebrows — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:32:21 +0000

Nigel Barker.

By: Zira

Zira — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 16:28:51 +0000

I have to point out that these days, poor people in America eat plenty of food (if you’re really poor, then you have access to food stamp programs), but they just eat a whole lot of crap because crap is cheap and good food is expensive.

By: DeathWyrmNexus

DeathWyrmNexus — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 14:09:22 +0000

This made me die a little on the inside. I am going to need to eat Hugh’s soul to regenerate all this damage. He was Wolverine after all. Magic likes irony…

By: wishfulspirit7

wishfulspirit7 — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:59:29 +0000

Actually they eat a LOT better than the poorest, they just puke it up afterward.

By: evildeadedd

evildeadedd — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:57:05 +0000

Did this seriously open with saying taylor flipping swift got where she is because of talent?? That little twit can’t even keep up singing her own songs singing them live. also her lyrics make her sound like she’s ESL.

By: Nostawyn

Nostawyn — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 13:14:22 +0000

Not all of them, sadly. I know a few who could use Queer Eye for the Queer Guy, and it took a while for my brother to realize that t-shirts, ratty khakis/khaki shorts, and flip-flops aren’t always the best wardrobe choice.

And I’m pretty sure Perez Hilton is a better representative of the criminally insane than he is of homosexuals, anyway.

By: angie

angie — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:59:05 +0000

oh god i was just eating then i saw this, thanks guys

By: Nuckelhedd

Nuckelhedd — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:42:30 +0000

Gay men do

Homosexual Hippos on the other hand….well….

By: Nuckelhedd

Nuckelhedd — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:41:18 +0000

Sarcasm detection FAIL

Thought I was looking at Mr Ed

By: BioChick

BioChick — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:40:01 +0000

I thought gay men knew how to dress.

By: Passa

Passa — Thu, 12 Nov 2009 12:38:45 +0000

FAIL