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No, Frodo, for the last time: you can NOT just toss it down a storm drain.
Awwww, man! I hate this quest!
(Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood)
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STFU n00b
THX
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successful Funny sarcastic comment maker is succesful.
Successful troll is successful!
One does not simply first into Mordor.
“hated watching it”??!!
*pick up battleaxe*
You have my sword.
And my Bow!
AND MY AXE!!
*giggles*
The movies definitely weren’t that bad.
I don’t think anyone would argue there. And if you’re talking about the person who wrote the description of this picture, they are a newb troll d-bag.
d-bag?
*puzzles mightily*
Doggie bag?
Doritos bag?
AND MY HAX!
epic win
Yeah, because it certainly can’t be possible that someone didn’t enjoy that film … sigh …
Not on the internet.
just fly very high over mount doom and drop the toilet down
But you could use a catapult.
Only if you can aim said catapult to Mount Doom.
Don’t use a catapult. A trebuchet will give you much more range, but a ballista will be more accurate. Catapults are actually pretty lame.
Catapults aren’t about accuracy, just persistent damage. They worked for the Romans, who were no slouches militarily.
I don’t recall the Tolkien canon mentioning siege weapons at all, but I could be wrong.
Siege weapons were used in the siege of Minas Tirith.
Eh. When in doubt, just send the damn ring to Cash-4-Gold. Or give to Chuck Norris as a present. THEN RUN AWAY REALLY REALLY FAST!!!!
Damn, where is that Abandon Quest button?!
“Couldn’t we drop it down a storm drain, or pawn it and lose the ticket?” Credit where credit is due–that line came from the Harvard Lampoon’s classic “Bored of the Rings” by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney.
that was a classic – I remember Bormomir (aka the man with the pointy shoes) who had a vulture on one shoulder and a cross on the other
you know why not take to ring to the west drive all the way around the world and attack mordor form east
Because Middle Earth is flat, not round. (I know, I’m a nerd.)
Actually, Middle Earth in The Third Age was round – only the elves could travel the “Straight path” that led to Tol Eressea and Valinor:- Illuvatar (The One) changed the world from flat to round at the End of the Second Age – after Ar Pharazon the Golden defied the ban on the Valar and attempted to invade the lands of the Valar but succeeding in only in the Downfall of Numenor. Illuvatar made sure this would never happen again.
Shoot. methinks I need to reread the Silmarillion.
NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
/Lame caption.
For the same reason you can’t attack New York by driving west from California: there are oceans and other crap like the rest of the world in the way.
My wedding ring went down a storm drain after my divorce. It would totally work!!!
I think that Frodo is SUPER hot!!!!
Is that Dumbledore???
no crocodiledance that is Gandalf and lord of the rings is good BOOK but the movie like most movies sucked.
yo, that’s ‘Sir Ian McKellen’ to you
it was just a cracker jack prize ring anyway.
Maybe they should’ve get sell the ring to Cash 4 Gold. What’s the worse that can happen?