
LORD VADER
Isn’t amused by the 3 prequels that made him out to be a whiny little bitch.
(“Darth Vader”)
Well, look who was playing you
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HAN SHOT FIRST!!! Oh wait that was the special edition not the prequels……
And the 2000′s will be known as “the decade when every hero or villain was portrayed as an angsty teenager”.
but that”s because all villains (or the most part of them) start off as angsty teenagers…
It was the “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” that really pissed me off quite frankly
oh, I dunno… I always enjoy a good NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
It’s your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that will get you your next gig!
Do not want
Are they talking about the actor or the character…..oh, wait, never mind.
Anakin is whiny? You should hear fanboys talking about the prequels!
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most awesome Star Wars fans ever!
*gives Wookiee-ookiees to brokenyard*
You, my friend, win.
(Btw, I am a fanboy and a fan of the prequels.)
Oddly, the first thing that popped in to my head was “I’m a little teapot”
“When I get all steamed up/Hear me shout…
‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!’”
Roflmbo!
Wow. That is amazing. You just made my crappy day into an awesome one.
::LOL:: Okay, the caption is amusing (lb’s “teapot” comment is better), but the comments here make me laugh more. Anakin aside, I didn’t care for the prequels because of the enormous plot holes and flagrant recon of the accepted character history (and, of course, Jar-Jar); I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen the entirety of the second one and I know I’ve never seen the third one at all (no motivation). Darth Vader as played by the devastating combo of David Prowse and James Earl Jones is and always will be the reason I have been unable to resist any bad guy in a cape, for more than three decades. Except maybe Dalton, ‘cos he’s just cheesy.
Half the problem with the prequels is the same problem with doing a movie about Titanic: you already know how it’s going to end. So you have to do it exceptionally well, in order to keep the audience’s interest. The other half of the problem with the prequels was the expectations leading up to them – so much time had passed between the originals (I will still always refer to them as “the first three Star Wars movies”) and the remakes that sharp-eyed long-time fans were just waiting with their claws sheathed, ready to rip them apart should they Mess With The Classics (which they did). It’s too bad, honestly, that the movies were so shoddily done–special effects do not counter mediocre writing and direction–because there was a lot of potential there, as the (some very excellent) novels over the years have proven.
And now I’ve written more than I’d intended; my apologies to anyone who read this far
You really can’t base an opinion though on all three sequels after only seeing the painfully slow Episode I (and just part of 2). Revenge of the Sith more than made up for the build-up films, even though the robotic Natalie Portman’s in that one too.
He’ll need a tray …
“Death by tray, it will be!”
“Are you Jeff Vader?”
I think this clip from Chasing Amy is appropriate:
“What’s a Nubian?”
“Shut the f*** up!”
But V
delete delete delete
Are you all retarded?
What would the most evil person in the galaxy have been like as a child?
A whiny, selfish little prat. Anakin was played perfectly. Anyone who fails to see that is missing the entire point of the first three episodes.
i once shook darth’s hand in new haven.
Ok, one quick comment. My kids and I have Darth through spuds.. When he was Anakin the slave, he was “tater-tot”, who then grew into Anakin the paduan, he was “Anakin Spudwalker”, then he became the emperor’s toy and was burned, so he became “French Fry Boy” and now he is resurrected by The Sith Lord as “Darth Tater”.
I am sorry if I offend any of the fanboys out there. I am just having fun…
Worst near death cry ever…. “nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”
LOL! I’m gonna think that every time I watch anything Star Wars, so thank you! ^.^
Yesss my Preciousss, We hateses the Binksess