Comments on: How can you tell? Is his mask frowning?

By: SailorBoo

SailorBoo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 06:03:33 +0000

LOL! I’m gonna think that every time I watch anything Star Wars, so thank you! ^.^

By: SailorBoo

SailorBoo — Mon, 28 Jun 2010 05:56:23 +0000

Roflmbo!

By: Chef

Chef — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 05:31:17 +0000

Ok, one quick comment. My kids and I have Darth through spuds.. When he was Anakin the slave, he was “tater-tot”, who then grew into Anakin the paduan, he was “Anakin Spudwalker”, then he became the emperor’s toy and was burned, so he became “French Fry Boy” and now he is resurrected by The Sith Lord as “Darth Tater”.

I am sorry if I offend any of the fanboys out there. I am just having fun…

Worst near death cry ever…. “nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo”

By: pocatello furniture

pocatello furniture — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:50:17 +0000

i once shook darth’s hand in new haven.

By: Ilove2learn

Ilove2learn — Wed, 13 Jan 2010 02:55:12 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen, one of the most awesome Star Wars fans ever!
*gives Wookiee-ookiees to brokenyard*
You, my friend, win.
(Btw, I am a fanboy and a fan of the prequels.)

By: Andy

Andy — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 13:31:02 +0000

Are you all retarded?

What would the most evil person in the galaxy have been like as a child?

A whiny, selfish little prat. Anakin was played perfectly. Anyone who fails to see that is missing the entire point of the first three episodes.

By: ANRGG

ANRGG — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 23:15:05 +0000

NNNNNNNNNO)

By: gothic sora

gothic sora — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:30:25 +0000

delete delete delete

By: gothic sora

gothic sora — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 08:28:55 +0000

But V

By: ThisIsSpatula

ThisIsSpatula — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 04:46:57 +0000

Wow. That is amazing. You just made my crappy day into an awesome one.

By: Shaddup

Shaddup — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 16:54:16 +0000

You really can’t base an opinion though on all three sequels after only seeing the painfully slow Episode I (and just part of 2). Revenge of the Sith more than made up for the build-up films, even though the robotic Natalie Portman’s in that one too.

By: Spoodles

Spoodles — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 13:38:01 +0000

“Are you Jeff Vader?”

By: blahblahblah

blahblahblah — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 05:10:26 +0000

I think this clip from Chasing Amy is appropriate:

“What’s a Nubian?”
“Shut the f*** up!”

By: Multi-Facets

Multi-Facets — Wed, 18 Nov 2009 02:31:18 +0000

“Death by tray, it will be!”

By: GD

GD — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 16:24:14 +0000

but that”s because all villains (or the most part of them) start off as angsty teenagers…

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 15:17:27 +0000

He’ll need a tray …

By: Lili

Lili — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:12:30 +0000

::LOL:: Okay, the caption is amusing (lb’s “teapot” comment is better), but the comments here make me laugh more. Anakin aside, I didn’t care for the prequels because of the enormous plot holes and flagrant recon of the accepted character history (and, of course, Jar-Jar); I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen the entirety of the second one and I know I’ve never seen the third one at all (no motivation). Darth Vader as played by the devastating combo of David Prowse and James Earl Jones is and always will be the reason I have been unable to resist any bad guy in a cape, for more than three decades. Except maybe Dalton, ‘cos he’s just cheesy.

Half the problem with the prequels is the same problem with doing a movie about Titanic: you already know how it’s going to end. So you have to do it exceptionally well, in order to keep the audience’s interest. The other half of the problem with the prequels was the expectations leading up to them – so much time had passed between the originals (I will still always refer to them as “the first three Star Wars movies”) and the remakes that sharp-eyed long-time fans were just waiting with their claws sheathed, ready to rip them apart should they Mess With The Classics (which they did). It’s too bad, honestly, that the movies were so shoddily done–special effects do not counter mediocre writing and direction–because there was a lot of potential there, as the (some very excellent) novels over the years have proven.

And now I’ve written more than I’d intended; my apologies to anyone who read this far

By: Lili

Lili — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 13:03:25 +0000

It’s your NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO that will get you your next gig!

By: fish eye no miko

fish eye no miko — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 10:26:05 +0000

“When I get all steamed up/Hear me shout…
‘NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!’”

By: lb

lb — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 09:23:12 +0000

Oddly, the first thing that popped in to my head was “I’m a little teapot”

By: brokenyard

brokenyard — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 01:26:46 +0000

Anakin is whiny? You should hear fanboys talking about the prequels!

By: Squid

Squid — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:31:57 +0000

Yesss my Preciousss, We hateses the Binksess

By: The Eric

The Eric — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 22:17:47 +0000

Do not want

By: CarpeNocte

CarpeNocte — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:56:34 +0000

Are they talking about the actor or the character…..oh, wait, never mind.

By: Gristle McNerd

Gristle McNerd — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:48:47 +0000

oh, I dunno… I always enjoy a good NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

By: Claire

Claire — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 20:09:14 +0000

It was the “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” that really pissed me off quite frankly

By: Josey

Josey — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:46:19 +0000

And the 2000′s will be known as “the decade when every hero or villain was portrayed as an angsty teenager”.

By: Quarxyz

Quarxyz — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 19:38:27 +0000

HAN SHOT FIRST!!! Oh wait that was the special edition not the prequels……