Comments on: Vampire Weekend (See What I Did There?)

By: catfusious

catfusious — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 13:44:42 +0000

actulies, I lub twilight and i find these LOLs very very very very very very funny!
GO TEAM EDWARD!

By: eyeh8twilight

eyeh8twilight — Sat, 18 Sep 2010 14:01:48 +0000

Who cares, as long as there’s a picture of it actually happening.

By: Connor

Connor — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 20:11:24 +0000

I just think it’s hilarious people are arguing over a topic as stupid as this. Who gives a f**k? People will forget about it all eventually.

By: Robin Goodfellow

Robin Goodfellow — Sun, 28 Feb 2010 22:54:14 +0000

Okay, don’t insult Vampire Weekend by associating them with Twilight. I love VW and Ezra Koenig.

By: stardancer

stardancer — Thu, 11 Feb 2010 02:25:13 +0000

mrcovet, (at the top) I happen to be attracted to a straight man!

By: pocatello furniture

pocatello furniture — Mon, 01 Feb 2010 17:51:35 +0000

some vampires can’t get a break, huh?

By: alyssa

alyssa — Wed, 27 Jan 2010 20:37:30 +0000

*sigh* i know you people don’t like us, but i do love Twilight. and although i probably shouldn’t have, i thought the second one was funny. horrible, but funny

By: Anne

Anne — Tue, 05 Jan 2010 02:50:46 +0000

look who’s talking.

By: KinsieC

KinsieC — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:19:12 +0000

Oh my good lord both of those comments just made me snort my drink up my nose!! Bahahaha!!

And Mike gets replaced by a gender-confused lapdog.

By: KinsieC

KinsieC — Fri, 01 Jan 2010 00:13:57 +0000

In Soviet Russia, hate has YOU. And Twilight was written to pull in Bella Swans. And she is? A klutz, and not pretty. Poor little unattractives who sit in your room and read the series over and over and over again. You want to read a REAL vampire book? Read Interview with a vampire. No sparkles.

By: BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~

BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~ — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:15:37 +0000

It is possible to nail Jello to a tree, and really simple: Nail the box the ingredients(was that a spelling error?) come in to the tree! It’s simpe as that!

By: BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~

BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~ — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 03:08:13 +0000

Team Tyler’s Van (Tyler’s the guy who almost hit Bella.) ^_~

By: BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~

BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~ — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:49:01 +0000

Such a bountiful vocabulary these Twilight fans have is it not? It seems as if every time I encounter one they are typing in all capital letters and using text-speak. So intelligent. It must be something in the ink on the pages. Perhaps, though, intelligent people, or rather people with good taste in literature, are immune to the poison. Maybe it’s a government conspiracy to help stop overpopulation: Girls see Twilight, girls dump their boyfriends for not being like Edward, boys go after the airheads that make up most of the Twilight fandom because they are normally the blond haired blue eyed “girls” that guys normally go after, and they can not get them because nobody is enough like Edward. come to think of it, this may also help stop teen pregnancies . . . or cause more, what with all of these girls wanting to have “PRETTEH SPARKLIE HAFF VAMPIREE BABEHS!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!!ONE!!!!!!!!1!” You know the usual Twilight fan’s reaction . . .

By: BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~

BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~ — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:38:11 +0000

Well as they say ignorance is bliss so *jedi mind trick* you did not read any of that! *end jedi mind trick*

By: obama's Teleprompter

obama's Teleprompter — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:53:18 +0000

acing=acting, skip: “of the”
My keyboard skips letters sometimes.

By: obama's Teleprompter

obama's Teleprompter — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 06:51:18 +0000

Girls, settle down. We aren’t hatting on the movies themselves.. Sure they are a collection of lame acing, uninspired plots and cavemen allergic to shirts… But WE ARE NOT (c wut I did ther?) jealous of their fame, money, or this “power” you seem to believe that celebrities have. (LOL)
We do this simply because of the its funny to see how pathetic fans can be with their insane obsession for a movie about vampires. Especially one with main characters who look like a hungry hobo, a crackhead girl, and a metro-sexual version of the Geico caveman.
Sorry, but if you can take twilight, you SHOULD HAVE (c dat?) no problem taking the heat for it.

By: ItsAGermanThing

ItsAGermanThing — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 10:35:58 +0000

LOOOOOOOSEEEEEEERRS

By: Dai

Dai — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 07:59:16 +0000

…and Count Duckula would ask Igor to prepare him with ketchup.

By: sarahR

sarahR — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 16:01:07 +0000

wow! ive been looking at that for several minutes and i still cant get over it! totally an EPIC win…..

By: Christina C.

Christina C. — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 02:27:48 +0000

Real vampires? I didn’t know vampires were real.

By: Jon

Jon — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 21:25:44 +0000

Wrong. It’s only ironic in this case.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:47:35 +0000

What makes you think that 4th rate Mary Sue fan fiction is defensible, just because it’s commercially successful?

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:40:29 +0000

For every twilight joke… there is someone out there hating it.

Why must there be so many people hating twilight jokes, it’s just obscene!

Haterrrrrzzzz *BAWWWWWWWW*

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:37:39 +0000

You win the internet.

By: anonymiss

anonymiss — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 10:36:25 +0000

I don’t think he’s looking at her hand…

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:23:12 +0000

arguing with you is like trying to nail jello to a tree. you win ok? congrats on outsmarting a 9th grade girl

By: Sliverbane

Sliverbane — Wed, 25 Nov 2009 01:08:29 +0000

Crap with good PR is still crap.

By: LazyK

LazyK — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 10:36:03 +0000

‘Obviously’? Really now? Try again, this time with more intelligence.

“A. If you are so against Twilight, then why do you get online just to ridicule it? Sounds like closet fandom to me.”
One sentence in and you’ve already based your argument on a fallacy. Ridiculing Twilight, while the equivalent of shooting a fish nailed to a board at point-blank range, is hardly likely to be the reason they got online. Rather, it is simply one consequence. The fact that you can’t accept that some people really do dislike Twilight is bewildering, and may indicate a festering mental illness. You should discuss this with your therapist at your next appointment.

“B. Harrassing people who believe differently than you is not only wrong, but it may also lead to suicide.”
If you don’t agree with what I’m saying, I’ll commit suicide. It will be your fault

“C. Yes, I am a fan of the series, but I don’t try to force my opinion on other people. Please, consider the young girls who are just trying to find something fun to follow and enjoy. Many of these girls are at a crucial time in their life and really don’t need all your negativity.”
Many of these young girls should deal with it. Not everyone is going to like the things they like, and most people will let them know. A spine is a wonderful thing to get at a crucial time in life.

Using fallacious reasoning, suicide guilt-tripping, and ‘think of the children!’ as your main arguments? Genius. I can tell that 4th grade education of yours is doing a lot of good.

By: Shaddup

Shaddup — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 05:43:48 +0000

“Kirsten Stewart gets replaced with a freshly-deceased corpse”

Yeah, like THAT would be a noticeable difference…

By: Kalypso

Kalypso — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 01:28:46 +0000

I’ll make T-shirts that have that image and we can flaunt them in public.

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 23:37:33 +0000

so, let me get this straight, you would rather make fun of someone who is obviously smarter than you, than go out and get an education. BTW, i have been called much worse names.

By: Moonfrost

Moonfrost — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 17:15:55 +0000

yea i agree lol Twitard

By: Rek

Rek — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 16:55:58 +0000

I don’t mean to interfere. This whole argument is rather interesting to read through.
However at the “TWILIGHT HAZ BANDAIDS. IT MAKES IT MOAR POPULAR”; I just mean to point out that Harry Potter is in the midst of having it’s own theme park.
So.
:/

By: switchbladeknitter

switchbladeknitter — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:46:34 +0000

co-sign!

By: switchbladeknitter

switchbladeknitter — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 15:45:20 +0000

LMAO @ Ayeka!!

By: Starlinguk

Starlinguk — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:46:45 +0000

Oh, for ****’s sake, just because somebody makes a joke about your precious fandom doesn’t make him/her a hater. I’m a huge Potter fan, and I laugh at jokes about it. Because I’m not over-sensitive and I also have a sense of humour.

By: Ferret

Ferret — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 12:09:29 +0000

A. Yes, they make fun of Twilight because they like it. That SO makes sense. B. Go become An Hero. C. Lol, Twilightard.

By: Ferret

Ferret — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 11:56:35 +0000

This is rather a mix of both, they are a hypocrite for making fun of bad grammar and then using bad grammar, whether it was a mistake or not. It is also ironic that they should misspell a word while commenting on the misspelling in the caption. So, everyone needs to stop arguing and enjoy the LOLs.

By: paws

paws — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 08:49:49 +0000

Hi,

hypocrisy = saying you are against something but then end up doing it.. for example: you say you hate girls who cheat on their boyfriends and in the end you cheat on your boyfriend. that’s hypocrisy.

irony = correcting someone’s mistake and end up doing the same mistake.

By: LazyK

LazyK — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 07:23:59 +0000

They’re not really excited about reading though, are they? They’re just excited about reading Twilight. Or watching Twilight. What’s the point of being excited about reading if it doesn’t, in the end, teach you something useful? ‘Vampires have feeling too’ is nice on a t-shirt, but isn’t going to help the kid in the long run. Reading some watered-down monkey-dribble isn’t necessarily a primer to serious, intellectual pursuits, merely a primer for more watered-down monkey-dribble. So here’s a better plan: tell the children, “As you go through life, part of bettering yourself will involve things that you have to do that you won’t be excited about. You will do them anyway.”, and then they can read Twilight if they feel like it, but it’s no going making it out to be a saviour of literacy.

Reading fails to be an important endeavor if it’s main purpose begins and ends with putting sounds together.

By: Grimm

Grimm — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 03:46:41 +0000

Bravo, well said.

By: EpicAwesome101

EpicAwesome101 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 02:08:02 +0000

A. If you are so against Twilight, then why do you get online just to ridicule it? Sounds like closet fandom to me. B. Harrassing people who believe differently than you is not only wrong, but it may also lead to suicide. C. Yes, I am a fan of the series, but I don’t try to force my opinion on other people. Please, consider the young girls who are just trying to find something fun to follow and enjoy. Many of these girls are at a crucial time in their life and really don’t need all your negativity.

By: ambie18

ambie18 — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 01:14:29 +0000

should have?

By: Fred

Fred — Mon, 23 Nov 2009 00:50:31 +0000

Excellent reply. I hadn’t thought about the fact that it got some kids to start reading, but that’s a good point. I’m not going to say that I approve of Twilight now, but that is a nice silver lining.

By: JT

JT — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 23:04:44 +0000

I’m on team “Jump!”

By: bobkins123

bobkins123 — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:18:54 +0000

what i can’t have my say in whether or not i like or hate something? its a free country dude.

By: Roxas

Roxas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:10:26 +0000

YES! it finally posted!

By: Roxas

Roxas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 22:09:53 +0000

Third time’s the charm… hopefully

No… I am all of those, except i dont sparkle…
And hence, I’m not gay.
Dammit i had to rewrite this…

I hate Pattinson or w/ev his name is… but

I think guys just call people gay to undermine them out of some inexplicable jealousy, such as the fact that girls… such as my gf… are attracted to said “gay” person.

By: Roxas

Roxas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:58:36 +0000

i wish i had your lovely, elegant, verbose way of defending my opinions…

By: Roxas

Roxas — Sun, 22 Nov 2009 21:56:32 +0000

… Dracula & Nosferatu…