Comments on: It would do wonders for your career

By: Haley

Haley — Sat, 09 Jul 2011 20:20:53 +0000

I have that T-shirt.

By: AntiTwilight

AntiTwilight — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 03:36:11 +0000

one problem tho buffy slays vampires edward is not a vampire

By: Hakenkat

Hakenkat — Mon, 15 Mar 2010 02:29:24 +0000

well he isn’t really a vampire so anyone can kill him really

By: Lizzie

Lizzie — Fri, 05 Mar 2010 20:43:57 +0000

Fatz, we have already decided to go against this “story” known as Twilight. How about instead of filling this page with texting shortcuts, you join your brethren on My Life is Twilight, and let us enjoy ourselves, ok? <3

By: melizza

melizza — Thu, 25 Feb 2010 19:15:43 +0000

This video was sooo awesome. omg lol it was made so well. kudos!

By: Fatz

Fatz — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:10:42 +0000

Wow. Ur fancy words r a bunch of blah, blah, blah. Not 2 mention da fact dat the only people who end a comment with ‘Thank you and good day.” r usually old.

By: Fatz

Fatz — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:56:38 +0000

Plz kill twikiller!!!

By: Fatz

Fatz — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:48:01 +0000

Watevs nerd.

By: Fatz

Fatz — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:46:49 +0000

Ur attitude’s bad.

By: Fatz

Fatz — Tue, 22 Dec 2009 16:45:46 +0000

DON’T SLAY EDWARD! GO IN A DIFFERENT DIRECTION AND KILL WEREWOLVES INSTEAD! JACOB CAN DIE BUT LEAVE EDWARD OUT OF THIS!

By: Claire

Claire — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 20:38:51 +0000

Yes! Do! Do!

By: Gadrean

Gadrean — Mon, 14 Dec 2009 19:57:53 +0000

NO!!!! Don’t slay Edward you idiots!!!

By: Rain

Rain — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:58:16 +0000

LOL Yes!

By: Rain

Rain — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 19:52:15 +0000

Win.

By: BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~

BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~ — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:12:07 +0000

The only time Vampyres should be sparkling is when they’re gay or strippers . . . Heh heh.

By: BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~

BobTheEmoGirl ~TeamVladimirDracula~ — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:09:06 +0000

Y’mean a Mary-Sue? Also, Grammar much? Here’s how your statement SHOULD ‘ave gone, “You are all just sad haters! Just because you could never get a woman like Edward Cullen could.” . . . That’s not even a complete sentence . . . It’s almost always the same with you twitards: bad grammar and stupid arguements . . . *tsk tsk tsk* . . . so sad.

By: Phoenix1276

Phoenix1276 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 23:28:30 +0000

To kill this sparkly, with skin of living marble, one needs to use the predator of the predator. Have Father Able Nightroad kill him. After all he is a Crusnik–a vampire that feeds on vampires.

By: Phoenix1276

Phoenix1276 — Thu, 03 Dec 2009 21:16:05 +0000

To kill this sparkly, with skin of living marble, one needs to use the predator of the predator. Have Father Able Nightroad kill him. After all he is a Crusnik–a vampire that feeds on vampires.

By: prophecygirl

prophecygirl — Tue, 01 Dec 2009 04:13:37 +0000

you seem to have missed the genius of the entire series. The fact that her name was Buffy and outwardly she seems to represent the typical teenage valley girl is a perfect representation of the incredible witt and irony that define the impeccable writing on this tv show. If you’re referring to the movie that preceeded it than yes, you might be right. But the character of Buffy on the television series is the opposite of what the name entails. Each demon, each issue, and the entire plot of a high school on a hellmouth was a wonderfully crafted metaphor for teenage life and not only was the writing extrodinary, and the mythology extensive and entertaining, but buffy could certainly kick some vamp booty! buffy could without a doubt slay the crap out of edward well before the opening credits start to roll. thus endeth the lesson.

By: Shaddup

Shaddup — Mon, 30 Nov 2009 02:54:34 +0000

Damn, even Giles had a TV…

By: jumptoassumptions

jumptoassumptions — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 22:45:34 +0000

anyone that says a joke or jokes are tiresome, yet still decides to make a comment about said joke is merely validating that joke. And judging by the people saying they LOL’d at this, it only goes to prove your incorrect assumption. just because you think something is old or not funny, does not mean your opinion is any more important than someone that laughed. I am tired of Twilight, but the jokes can live on and continue to make me giggle, even the one’s I don’t find amusing. Thank you and good day.

By: forge

forge — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:28:34 +0000

Ah, I remember the days when Sarah Michelle Gellar had cleavage…

By: ditto to nicmh

ditto to nicmh — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:22:05 +0000

I agree. You know just because you think it’s stupid doesn’t mean everyone else should. Really, I know that the world is almost overtook by everything twilight but if you must don’t hate the movies hate the author. They may not be anti twilight but they ARE getting old. I mean really. Everything you say mocking twilight has been posted in about a million different ways across the internet, it’s just not funny anymore, it’s just people with a sad attempt at humor that was once popular.

By: Tr011

Tr011 — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 15:07:24 +0000

But Buffy only slays REAL vampires!!! lololololollllllll!!

By: Regin

Regin — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 02:55:10 +0000

Yes, I know this is Buffy, and I think she probably wouldn’t slay Edward, seeing as he is not the type she slays. As of yet, there is no slayer for his type. And she still looks like a whore in this shot. And that’s a bad “stake”. And it’s still a bad caption. And I don’t have a television, which is why my mind is not as twisted by runaway media, like some people’s *cough*. I still want my lol.

By: Shaddup

Shaddup — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:51:23 +0000

*lifts rock and peeks underneath*

Oh, hello. That’s Sarah Michelle Gellar as Buffy the Vampire Slayer, which was on the air for 7 years. And it’s refencing ‘Twilight’ which is everywhere no matter how hard we try to make it go away.

*lowers rock*

By: Shaddup

Shaddup — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:46:29 +0000

That’s a very well-known promo pic that’s been around for over 12 years. No one cares if it was photoshopped anyways.

By: Kimi

Kimi — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:43:17 +0000

a stupid soul less wife and a fishy daughter that will be raped by a wolf in its sad future. do kill him and the rest of them if you feel up to it ^_^

By: Kimi

Kimi — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:41:03 +0000

TROLL ALERT!!
this is a troll
you will ignore the troll
or its power shall become greater!

By: Jeuelle

Jeuelle — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 01:37:15 +0000

loved it.

By: jamjam

jamjam — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 00:42:07 +0000

lol I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks kstew is a robot. and its not just in twilight… everything I’ve ever seen her in. she’s horrible.

By: Thaumh

Thaumh — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 19:46:11 +0000

Dear Buffy,

You should like totally team up with blade to slay Edward!

~Love,
Lestat

By: jimmyjojo

jimmyjojo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:55:45 +0000

actually, if you look at it from that perspective, he ISN’T a valid target. she didnt kill angel UNTIL he was evil. she didnt kill spike even though he WAS evil.

As far as im aware, edward isnt evil, so killing him from buffys point of view would contradict the Buffyverse

By: jimmyjojo

jimmyjojo — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 15:51:42 +0000

actually, it’s hard to question Meyer’s writing abililty. Both her depiction and ideas are questionable to you and I, but her writing style is clearly well honed, judging by her success.

Look at Darren Brown. His book are utter rubbish, but people (including Twilight-haters) love them

By: DarkStorm2Bad

DarkStorm2Bad — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 08:10:33 +0000

Oh good God, I LOL’d! I know many girls who will be annoyed with me for lolling at this, but I really don’t care!

By: carly

carly — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 07:04:55 +0000

NNNOOOO!!!! edward roxs my soxs!!!!

By: Mari

Mari — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:18:33 +0000

lawl glad someone else noticed the stupidity of that XD

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:05:39 +0000

Wow, I’ve never thought of it like that and it’s genius.

By: ay dios mio

ay dios mio — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 05:03:34 +0000

Your book’s bad, and you should feel bad.

By: jumptoassumptions

jumptoassumptions — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 04:29:52 +0000

why are they anti twilight? just because you make fun of something doesn’t mean you are against it. If there weren’t so much to make fun of in that movie, it wouldn’t still be going on. I liked the books, but the movie is utterly laughable. It asked to be made fun of. We are simply… obliging it.

By: nicmh

nicmh — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 03:49:48 +0000

all these anti-twilight things are getting old

By: TS.

TS. — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:54:15 +0000

Are you stupid? This is an actual publicity photo from the TV show.

By: Igloo McCoy

Igloo McCoy — Sat, 28 Nov 2009 01:05:59 +0000

You gotta see Twilight School Musical if you like that….

By: Stephanie

Stephanie — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 20:03:56 +0000

Of course, the entire point of Buffy was to take the stereotypical blonde cheerleader who winds up dead in horror movies and play fair turn around by making her the kick ass heroine. Which, yeah, was sort of the joke although not one I think you got all that well.

Of course, I love Bram Stoker, and will gladly take Van Helsing so long as he brings along Jonathan and Quincy. Yum, stereotypical Victorian British and American men.

By: slythwolf

slythwolf — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 18:56:42 +0000

I don’t think Bella is a vegetarian, I think the vampires call themselves that because they eat endangered predators and not humans.

By: jumptoassumptions

jumptoassumptions — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 16:52:20 +0000

This is the best Twilight spoof! I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes. Olivia Munn just stabbing away while they talk. Awesome!

Only problem is, this Edward and Bella had waaay to much facial expression to actually be Edward and Bella.

By: ileana

ileana — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 15:33:09 +0000

That was great!! loved it. and I agree with the author of that vid, Edward is a creepy stalker.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:43:33 +0000

Or from the Anime.

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:42:33 +0000

Huh!? I was suggesting that Selene was another choice for Hitwoman to off Edward Cullen!

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Fri, 27 Nov 2009 10:41:03 +0000

And that is probably better written than any of the Stephanie Meyer novels!