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1. Xenu says:

   November 27, 2009 at 11:34 am

   Preventing Frist Retard with me over 9000 tetan

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2. factory says:

   November 27, 2009 at 11:46 am

   I lol’ed

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3. Coco says:

   November 27, 2009 at 11:59 am

   GOD he’s not that short. He is the average height of what a man’s height is. Most of you are probably around it. Not that bad.

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   • Fnargle says:

     November 27, 2009 at 12:48 pm

     Actually, he’s 2-inches shorter than the average height of an American man (which is 5’9″). The reason people take the piss is that he’s obviously so touchy about it and goes to such lengths to conceal the fact that he’s a short-arse. If he didn’t, no one would care.

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     • Sqwirk says:

       November 27, 2009 at 3:16 pm

       Short men are meant to know their place and be the comedy relief.

       If tom would shave the top of his head to appear balding and become obese we’d love him.

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   • janet says:

     November 28, 2009 at 6:52 am

     Sounds like someone is short! His wife is 5’9″ and he’s shorter than her. I believe he’s 5’7″. If that isn’t short for a guy, I have no idea what is.

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4. Mary says:

   November 27, 2009 at 12:34 pm

   ROFL.

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5. Saks says:

   November 28, 2009 at 10:23 am

   You americans are weird. How on earth do yo allow children to drive?

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6. Xenon says:

   November 28, 2009 at 2:58 pm

   You know, the older Tom Cruise gets, the more and more he looks like Dwight from the Office.

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7. BAW says:

   November 30, 2009 at 9:01 am

   Actually, Jeff Gordon isn’t all that much taller.

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8. Marilyn says:

   November 30, 2009 at 10:32 am

   He’s so short, his driver’s license photo includes his feet.

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9. ChRaMc says:

   December 3, 2009 at 2:44 pm

   DOWN WITH COMIC SANS!!!!!!!

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   • Smurf says:

     January 3, 2010 at 4:37 am

     I think if you look closely, you can see Tom’s thetan sticking out.

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10. pocatello furniture says:

    February 1, 2010 at 10:42 am

    aw, leave tom alone!

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