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kristen stewart and robert pattinson

I guess we’re all tired of their faces. You’re welcome.

(Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson)

A face like a a week old dog turd.

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  1. This is a nice one! Luckily for me, I didn’t recognize them. Whew!

    -Denise

  2. Nescafe says:

    cheapshot

  3. ay dios mio says:

    You didn’t even TRY to make a joke.

  4. Zu says:

    It’s funny cos it’s true.

  5. L. says:

    Why thank-ee :) If I were Kristen Stewart, I wouldn’t snuggle so close to Robert Pattinson. It looks like he needs a shower. I bet he smells, really REALLY bad.

  6. oaki says:

    What shocks me the most is that I’ve recognised them in like 3 seconds:))

  7. cheese says:

    She’s probably making that stupid scrunchy constipated face she does for every emotion anyway..

    • that1person says:

      finally someone who understands me! kristen is a horribly wooden actress; it seems as if her face is glued in one spot the whole time along with her tone of voice. It was painful to sit through her performance in New Moon and Twilight; I was unable to tell the difference between when she was trying to act depressed, relieved, shocked, etc.
      I can’t say that pattinson is any better. I think the only reason why he got the edward role is because he’s good looking (although he seriously needs to wash his hair), much like the guy who played Anakin in the 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Star Wars movies.

      • Alex says:

        I just recently saw some other terrible movie she was in, it was on Lifetime or something. She was either playing the same character, or she can’t act. Hmmmm.

      • Anie says:

        *COMPLETELY AGREE*

        Though, I think she looks dazed, confused, and possibly on drugs in every shot. Not simply wooden, but utterly out of her element and a little tortured.

        I did, however, recognize them from the bad hair (his greasy, hers stringy– seriously, does she put effort into ANYTHING?) almost instantly.

      • I think there are a lot of people who understand you. On both points about Kristen and Pattinson. I don’t know why they chose those people. Maybe it was to make the movie consistent with the book. Sorry, but IMHO, they’re both horrible. I watched Twilight and thought it was a comedy.

        -Denise

  8. Paranoimia says:

    I must be lucky. I’ve read the names under the image, and I still have no idea who they are.

  9. sammm says:

    THANK you!!

  10. Wow, now THAT’S helping the general public! My eyes thank you.

  11. amethyst says:

    have you seen the new Entertainment Weekly cover? He looks so much like Wolverine– it’s hilarious.

  12. i_@m_#1 says:

    thanks for doing that! seriously, I am so sick of them

  13. archie101 says:

    i may be a twilight fan but i agree, kristen stewart and rob pattinson are kinda ugly…. taylor lautner on the other hand…. <3

  14. e. says:

    That’s a serious relief, thanks.

  15. blueeyedqueen says:

    Will this site and it’s followers never tire of sippin the HATERADE?!
    I get it, you’re swimming against the current, you think because you don’t like someone or something the rest of the world likes that it makes you smarter or cooler or more special, whateva

    • Jes says:

      all I got out of that comment was “blah blah blah I’m so awesome and everyone else sucks blah blah blah blah blah HATERADE”.

      Really? “sippin the haterade”?

      I mean, really?

      seriously?

    • gow says:

      actually by hating twilight we are going with the current because id say a larger portion of the population hates it or doesn’t care so i believe you are the one going against the current, case and point everyone is saying it sucks and you say it doesn’t, YOU are a retard, this series is the most bland, uninteresting, over-marketed, boring, POS vampire movie ever, its a disgrace to the other vampire movies, and HATERADE really, you think your smart or cool for sayin that.

    • Phlegmboy says:

      Haterade? Yes, well I guess that pretty much sums up the average Twilight fan. No clue about plot, character development, talent.

    • heather says:

      ROFLMAO. ‘Sippin the HATERADE!’

      That had me in fits.

    • blueeyedqueen says:

      yes I said haterade (more like in a mocking fashion, ya know, a joke?), I’m glad you got such a good laugh out of it, seems like the only argument ya’ll really have so go ahead and take your shots, you don’t know me and online is the only way you can make yourselves feel better than me, but believe me, you’re wrong. fit that into your “blah blah blahs”
      Gow- really? so a large portion of people hate SpiderMan and Dark Knight? because they are the only movies that grossed more in the first weekend and not by much, maybe you’d be suprised to see how many regular, intelligent people enjoy the Twilight saga even as a guilty pleasure, or maybe you’re so caught up in your own little bubble of close-mindedness to care. Either way, you’re wrong, you’re a retard, and you need to learn the difference between “you’re” and “your”.
      Hey phlegmboy, have you even actually read the books? the plot is a little shaky, I’ll admit, the characters are actually the best part, what issue do you have with their development? and who’s talent are you referring to? because although the writing of twilight feels amateur-ish and repetitive, and Kirsten Stewart’s ability to breathe loudly out of her mouth every other line she utters drives me insane, there are good points to the saga and the movies.

  16. pm says:

    I know Twilight is overdone as far as advertising, and all the mags trying to profit on it by putting any random pic of RPatz and KStew on the cover, but I am aggravated at the people who do things like calling this a “retarded” (nice to use such a politically incorrect, demeaning word) fad. If this was a movie from a comic or graphic novel getting all this attention (from men), it would be hailed as the best thing ever. The first 2 books are better than the movies put out so far, but the movies do have their moments from the books that the fans want to see. Don’t hate on it just because you haven’t read it or seen it or don’t like it after you read it or saw the films. Just like anything else in this world, everyone is not going to appreciate the same things. The number of good things that have come from Twilight phenomenon certainly should count for something. And I am referring to things like friendships that were made from people with a common interest who otherwise would not have met and charities that have benefited from fans and the actors from the movies getting involved.

    • Alex says:

      Seriously, reading the books felt like I was reading the teen section at the library where they have all the “too sexy for kids” books but “too garbage for adults” books.

  17. mezman says:

    We’re all tired of their FECES!!

  18. Pigeon says:

    Thanks, man.

  19. Nikki says:

    if you dont like it dont comment on it im getting tired of there faces too i use to love twilight but they use it up so much like every 3 minutes i hear something about twilight and its getting on my nerves they need to stop wearing twilight out so much….

  20. bluegirl says:

    PM,
    By good things, you mean the Twihard Moms, too, and their creepy “Taylor, sign my panties” type of behavior, right? ; ) I’ve read the books and loved them. I saw the first movie and despised it for Kristen Stewart (terrible performer). I was okay with Robert Pattinson, but am now so sick of seeing the two of them EVERYWHERE that, while I will see the newest movie, it’s gonna be some time before I do so.
    The fad is out of hand. And fan though I am, I have loved EVERY piece of anti-Twilight humor from this site and others that I have seen.
    Keep it coming!!!

  21. Jokerman says:

    I just don’t understand how the series got so popular in the first place, or how it came to be popular to put it down 24/7. I really tried to give the series a shot, the writing was terrible, and I only survived the first chapter, but you’re not going to see me blasting it every time I speak (only when I get asked my opinion about it, which seems to be more and more frequent, or when that stupid Team Edward/Team Jacob BK commercial comes on.) After reading Demon in my View by Amelia Atwater-Rhodes, and the Hellsing series by Kouta Hirano, none of these books held up to my opinion of Vampire literature. and it sure as h*** was nowhere near as good as the classic Dracula.

  22. Blubber says:

    I actually thought they were Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes :-D
    Maby because I saw them on my mail accounts newspage :-P

  23. * says:

    Proud to have never seen Twilight. :D

  24. Phoenix says:

    THANK-YOU…I cant stand thoes two. :D

  25. Kaitlyn says:

    THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU!!

  26. A says:

    This is my FAVORITE LOL evarrrr!!!! :)

  27. Godofcheezburger says:

    -_- really dude?

  28. Alexa says:

    Epic win! This was really great! ^_^ Oh, and just while I’m here, GO NARUTO!!!

  29. Dacia says:

    Yeah, i know there EVERYWHERE. and ya its getting on my nerves but honestly i liked the movie, lol. no one knew anything about the book untill themovie came out and THEN people started reading just so they could say ‘ya, imma real twilight fan’ and when this movie first came out teenage girls swarmed to the vampire side. i KNEW a vampire (no jokes pleaseandthankyou) and he didnt sparkle and he wasnt a sweetheart and not ALL vampires are magickal awesome creature, VAMPIRE means ‘bloodsucker’ and that is honestly creepy to me, i am sorry, good movie, vampires are not really something to freak out about :P the end… and what not… if you read this entire time you are a loser…

  30. Gadrean says:

    IF THAT IS THE TWILIGHT FACES STOP PICKING ON TWILIGHT YOU WHINY BABIES

  31. kristel_limjuco says:

    ok. i’m freaked out.
    WHY DID I RECOGNIZE THEM RIGHT AWAY AFTER LOOKING AT THE PICTURE?
    LOOK WHAT THEY’RE DOING TO PEOPLE! POISON!

  32. Cili says:

    I so lol’d!

  33. celebs, love em or leave em.

  34. monkey says:

    title of the pic says it all. still recognized ‘em.

  35. Person says:

    Oh, gosh thank you. Seen AND heard enough of them.


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