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She will do whatever you want now.
(Marilyn Monroe)
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FIRST!!1!
I am so glad that there is a lol of an old movie star that does not contain the word “Class”. They just P*** me off.
Especially since she had none.
DIAMONDS.
She’ll pretty much have to.
Curses! Just what I was going to say.
And the follow up.
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/350867085.gif
DIAMONDS.
That’ll shut her up. (Ron White)
Fer a MINIT!
She was a talentless whore, she’d do much better now.
She had more talent in her little finger then Jessica Alba has in her whole body.
She was also highly intelligent, but people kept casting her as a stupid blonde.
And she was likely molested as a child, which would’ve messed her up in the head.
She was a talentless wh0re, she’d do much better now. Moderate thissss
not hers or our fault your talentless as well as pointless. If u don’t like it move on and keep your sad life and comments to yourself
you’re*
grammar fail.
…No, your was correct there. “your comments” and “your sad life” are possessive, hence no apostrophe. Use “you’re” when you can say “You are” because IT IS A CONTRACTION. NOT A POSSESSIVE PRONOUN. The same rule applies for its (possessive) and it’s (contraction).
Grammar correction FAIL. EPIC, ETERNAL FAIL.
I feel the need to tell you again that you FAIL.
Actually, sir, it is YOU that fails. WorldsTallestMidget was referring to the sentence “not hers or our fault your talentless as well as pointless” where it’s in fact supposed to be the abbreviation of you are, not the possessive your.
As a bonus fail, “your comments” was never in the original post.
Contraction, not abbreviation… My turn to fail…
*hangs head in shame*
Correction: She had one talent, being a wh0re.
being a whore is hard?
Yeah. Cause women are all whores all you have to do is haggle the price. Isn’t that HILARIOUS?! SO FUNNY! SO FRESH!
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She made a sex tape, she’s a whore.
She did not. Someone else who people think looks like her made a sex tape. Not her fault people see her in every vintage blonde with boobs.
Then why was her identity verified on the tape and someone bought it at auction for about 1.8 million?
Actually, her identity was never verified on tape. Unless by ‘verified’ you mean the seller stating ‘it’s Marilyn’ so fools would bid.
I agree…she was so incredibly lovely.
And she didn’t have to be a size 0 to look so lovely
Where are the women like that in this age that’s what I’d like to know
all off starving their stupid selves to try to get on those size 0 dresses.
No one start whining about her being a size 16. By today’s standards she was an 8. But yes, still curvier than most “beauties” today.
Heh, never mind that in Hollywood a size 8 is f*cking gigantic.
Now adays, not back then.
We know exactly what size Marilyn was, as her movie dresses were recently sold at auction.
Marilyn was mainly a size 2, with a size 0 waist, and a size 4 chest, if she were to wear clothing from a typical, USA mass market retailer in 2011.
http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2011-06-24/hollywood-auction-ends-myth-of-zaftig-marilyn-virginia-postrel.html
I don’t know which is more tasteless, the caption or the comments.
Exactly. What is more tasteless: that a woman’s affection can be bought or that men have to buy their affection?
You, my good Internetperson, are a winner.
I agree completely with you. I don’t think anyone on this board knows ANYTHING about Monroe. She was typecast because of her looks – she had PLENTY of talent. People need to do their research before picking a fight – then again, this IS the internet….
River of No Return is still a great film
um, out of curiosity did she ever have any like, cosmetic surgery? botox? xD
cause if she didnt, like, wow 8D
she’s so pretty XD
most of that never existed in her day. except the plastic surgery but as far I as I am aware she didn’t have so much as a face lift. she was naturally beautiful.
what kind of horrible society do we live in when the first thing we think when we see a beautiful woman is ‘she must have had surgery’ OMG Botox and the rest of that crap hadn’t even been invented yet in her time! *headwall*
wow, i see my point going right over your head there hunny!
read it again.
As far as I know, the only fake thing on her was her blonde hair dye and her name.
She did have plastic surgery. http://www.celebrityplasticpics.com/marilyn_monroe_plastic_surgery.htm
rhinoplasty was so common in the 40′s though. Especially in women of “ethnic” backgrounds. If you wanted roles, you had to look a certain way. She was already beautiful to start with, but he nose was just not WASP-y enough. Like how Jackie Chan got his eyes to look more “western” – you have to look a certain way to get the roles you want.
Yes she was lovely not argument there, but that smile looks a little insane.
I was just thinking that *lol* not one of her better pictures…she’s *much* more beautiful than that scary looking grin
Yeah, her smile looks weird.
She’s pretty, but I never understood the hype about her. To each their own I guess.
it’s so true.
Behind all those smiles and beauty was tears and immense unhappiness…. Makes me happy I’m just little ol’ me.
I like this comment. I’d rather be average, happy, and secure with myself than rich, beautiful, and despairing.
Two intelligent, insightful comments in a row? What is this, and what has it done with the real Internet?
Nope.
She’ll take your diamonds, say graciously, “oh, thank you so MUCH!” and you’ll be on the other side of the door at 11:59 pm.
Not every woman is a whore, so STFU.
Moderation test: STFU
Marilyn was an incredible actress! To all those people calling her a whore shut the hell up! She had more talent than the flighty crack whores of today.
This is coming from a female fan, so there you go.
amen. It’s just disgusting- the misogynistic comments. Ugh. WTF is wrong with people.
no like
leave her alone! the poor woman had a difficult enough time with sleazy men when she was alive…..
Wow the sexism here is appalling. Seriously.
I lol’d.
sexism is so funny!!!11!
all you people are just jelous that YOU cant be a size 16 be a celb have LOAD’S of talent and snag a FAIL (oh and btw i Do NOT care if i spelt things wrong)
** Snag a Prez**
**UGH so all you people who are calling her a whore**
I personally am not old enough to have seen her when she was alive, but yes, she is much more beautiful than most ‘hotties’ today.
Me neither man, me neither but I dont fink shes dat hot!
Pfft. Audrey Hepburn is sexier.