Comments on: One awesome Muppet! Ha ha ha!

By: BBkat

BBkat — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:55:08 +0000

So, is Count Dracula not a respectable vampire either since he didn’t burn up in the sunlight? Before you argue, ‘but he did’ read the book, sunlight rendered him powerless, so he couldn’t shape shift into anything(a wolf, bat, cloud of dust), hypnotize anyone, cross running water or use any of his other powers.
Just because it doesn’t burst into flames, doesn’t mean it isn’t a respectable vampire.

By: BBkat

BBkat — Fri, 28 Jan 2011 17:50:41 +0000

Count Dracula didn’t burn in the sun either either, all the sun did was render him powerless(so, no shifting shape, hypnotism etc…) so, perhaps the Count simply takes after Dracula.

By: protection asset

protection asset — Thu, 29 Jul 2010 21:22:03 +0000

no vampire is respectable…

By: Pyrotic

Pyrotic — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 19:36:39 +0000

But he’s not burning either. =\ I guess puppet vampires don’t have that problem.

By: Hakencat

Hakencat — Wed, 03 Mar 2010 03:43:15 +0000

and he can actually count! waddya know!

By: Dani

Dani — Tue, 16 Feb 2010 18:02:17 +0000

Vampire Puppet with presence of mind to get his felt treated with Flame Retardant Chemicals is FAR more respectable than sparkly Volvo-driving “vampire”

And he does all the other cool stuff, like walk on walls and turn into a bat.

By: Renee

Renee — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:33:36 +0000

And Poppy, C is for Count!

By: Renee

Renee — Thu, 04 Feb 2010 01:32:39 +0000

Actually a very respectable vampire. One of the oldest legends of vampires recounts (no pun intended) that they count obsessively, so if you need to get away from them, throw down a handful of seeds or stones and they will have to count them. Don’t know if Jim Henson knew this or not.

By: Terry Pratchet FTW

Terry Pratchet FTW — Tue, 02 Feb 2010 17:27:42 +0000

Dude, I wonder if he’s a Magpyr…

By: Seph

Seph — Wed, 16 Dec 2009 20:40:10 +0000

That show was crap

By: Nisimako

Nisimako — Tue, 15 Dec 2009 03:40:31 +0000

A good Bela Lugosi-esque vampire, but not a true upir!

By: K2onAlcatraz

K2onAlcatraz — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:47:58 +0000

…They get you landed in jail pretty fast. And, you know, the whole hooking up with a toddler thing is sorta bad for world morale.

By: K2onAlcatraz

K2onAlcatraz — Sat, 12 Dec 2009 16:44:06 +0000

My basis for respectable is basically Doesn’t Sparkle.

By: Your Neighborhood Ice Cream Man

Your Neighborhood Ice Cream Man — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 10:03:27 +0000

And what’s wrong with 3 year olds?

By: Jes

Jes — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:22:56 +0000

yeah, 3-year-olds.

By: Jes

Jes — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 14:21:42 +0000

if you really had child-like innocence, you wouldn’t understand this video, and wouldn’t have not-so-childlike thoughts about it, so I seriously doubt that.

By: Sarah

Sarah — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 06:07:12 +0000

This just destroyed my child-like innocence….

By: Dukie

Dukie — Wed, 09 Dec 2009 02:27:02 +0000

Lemmings aren’t cool either. In fact, I would say that the lemmings are more annoying. Lemming.

By: heather

heather — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 20:33:48 +0000

Ehehehehe…

By: custer

custer — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 19:18:43 +0000

Cassidy is the best vampire ever!

By: walking chrome toaster

walking chrome toaster — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 12:10:37 +0000

and he could kick edwards a$$!
… and get more girls

By: Kelly

Kelly — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:48:02 +0000

face it. hating something because it´s the cool thing to do is not funny when you keep it up this long.

By: lb

lb — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 09:23:23 +0000

Not to poo-poo your whole theory, but this is a count who goes out in direct sunlight and doesn’t burst in to flames. And doesn’t drink blood. And (according to some guides) isn’t actually a vampire.

Just what definition of “respectable” are you using?

By: Vila Restal

Vila Restal — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 08:24:08 +0000

I think this is the end part of Sesame Street. “Today Sesame Street was brought to you by the Letter F, the Letter U and the number 69″ BTW He’s a muppet, his fingers just look like they’re pointed in the wrong direction. Ferggitaboutit

By: Multi-Facets

Multi-Facets — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 04:50:02 +0000

Maybe he means the apple is crunchy?

By: Jes

Jes — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:58:06 +0000

By: Poppy

Poppy — Tue, 08 Dec 2009 02:55:25 +0000

Um, why is there a “C”, but he’s pointing to an apple?

By: Tri Clops

Tri Clops — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 22:45:42 +0000

Cool story, bro. *yawn*

By: Taaroko

Taaroko — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:32:34 +0000

Ooh, then Angel is totally a respectable vampire too!

By: HP

HP — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 21:15:23 +0000

one count them one good vampire a a ahhh

By: chel

chel — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:33:34 +0000

These twilight hating captions are getting just as annoying as the movie. This was funny though

By: bibliotechnique

bibliotechnique — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:18:32 +0000

Terry Pratchett reference FTW!

By: gow

gow — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 20:02:41 +0000

its funnier if you bleep whenever he says count

“…and when i am alone, I *bleep* myself!”

By: Tatooine92

Tatooine92 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:51:35 +0000

I actually mentioned this guy in an essay that I wrote about… certain beings that call themselves “vampires.” Disco balls, more like. Anyway, the essay was a hit with just about everyone that read it. *celebrates*

Not bragging; just mentioning the fact that I mentioned the Count, because he’s awesome. Also, there is no WAY I could brag about that essay; the first draft was crap. xD

By: Tatooine92

Tatooine92 — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:47:49 +0000

Thank God!

Oh, and he has fangs, too. YAY!

Ahh, I always knew I had a good upbringing…

By: Jim Dandy

Jim Dandy — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:09:47 +0000

And HE doesn’t Sparkle!!

By: diddleymaz

diddleymaz — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 18:06:13 +0000

Probably founder member of the Black ribboners!!

By: keshet

keshet — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:47:53 +0000

Ah ha ha ha ha!

By: Steanne

Steanne — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 16:42:38 +0000

“…and when I am alone, I count myself!”

By: Leila

Leila — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:56:39 +0000

Vincent the Vegetable Vampire from the Electric Company was ok too ^_^

By: Vensaina

Vensaina — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:34:30 +0000

Ah ha ha! *thunder crashes*

By: paws4thot

paws4thot — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:25:52 +0000

Vun! Vun respecktibil wampyre!

By: Slashydutchie

Slashydutchie — Mon, 07 Dec 2009 15:03:52 +0000

One! One respectable vampire!