Dear Owner of these hands
You rock.
(Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson)
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Ohhhh, now this makes sense to me.
its cos hes gay right?
Yep, completely explains the series popularity in a second.
This picture contains as much win as Chuck Norris playing guitar on an erupting volcano.
Which is double win!
i count three
chuck norris
guitar
volcano
i count four
Chuck Norris
Guitar
Volcano
Chuck Norris
I count five
Chuck Norris
Erupting
Guitar
Chuck Norris
Volcano
I can count 42. But that’s Metaphysics.
win.
Agreed.
Agreed to the 42nd power
No that’s Hitchhikers Guide
Chuck Norris playing the song eruption guitar on an erupting volcano ?
woops.
I mean: Chuck Norris playing the song eruption on a guitar on an erupting volcano ?
Whoa…can we put a pic of me in the middle for a sandwich kiss?
Why would you EVER want that?
what’s the harm in that? sandwiched by two gay guys isnt dangerous.
That’s what the Yaoi fangirls say….
More dangerous to get between two yaoi fangirls scratching one another’s eyes out over imaginary people.
…Agreed *shudders*
I’m a fangirls and Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner are NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes they are. Can’t you see the picture?
bella is supposed to be there idiots
Way to go “fangirl”! You don’t even know her real name!! Her name is Kirsten Stewart…aka: Miss. Talent-less Lip Biter
KRISTEN Stewart, actually.
Win.
theres proff right up there xD
You can be a “fangirls” all you want, but the proof is evident.
so…what’s it like, being a ‘fangirls’? sounds kinda plural to me.
It’s plural because all fangirls are one. They lost their ability to think original thoughts a LOOOOONG time ago.
I resent that! I’m a “fangirls”…though, of this genre, I’m a “repulsed”…
Yes, it is.
Yeah, especially if it’s a werewolf and a vampire. Epic win. xD
you mean me!
AUGH!!…Humanity is hopeless!
I can’t wait to see all the twitards burn….
Fotochop – that’s a real picture, and someone put the hands in to make it look like 2 different pictures being held together!
Thank you Captain Obvious.
No, you dummy, it’s from a photoshoot in a magazine. The girl is in between them, and they’re both kissing her cheeks. The person who took this photo is making them look gay. Case closed.
This was a funny lol, especially because I had seen the real one before.
Dear Santa,
For Christmas, I want you to bring Miriam a bright shiny sense of humor, and the ability to sense sarcasm via Internet.
Love, The Amazing Rando
PS paws knew that, it was a freaking joke.
He gave a winky face and everything! What more could our dear Paws do?
Explain the joke using references and pictures where necessary and also to cross refer to previous examples
BAH! that JUST happened! XD
Eastman!
He came out of the East to battle The Amazing Rando!!!!!
OMG!11!!!!!112!!!!!! where did you see it?!?!?!?!?!?
I really want to do it myself so i can make all of the other girls in my class that like twilight pissed off.
Believe me, you won’t need a magazine to piss them off
wow, no sense of humor there huh? ^^’
Ahh. Genius too often goes unappreciated. I found your comment very funny.
Agree. Paws = genius. Populace = fail.
Thanks Rando, OBFC and Thorfinna; It was actually aimed at the Photoshop trolls, by yelling Fotochop when the pic obviously wasn’t!
Brilliant! I knew that whole business about “hands folding the photo” was cleverly photoshopped in to coverup boys making kissy faced. Thank you for revealing the truth, paws4thot.
Actually, it’s not “fotochop.” It’s a real magazine spread simply folded from two points (like the last page of Mad Magazine where you fold point A to point B to make a good picture look bad) so the guys look like they’re kissing. Not that difficult. Then again, I’ve yet to discover this “fotochop” you speak of. Just like you’ve yet to discover a dictionary.
Sucky Twilight actors suck.
Thank you, for that beautifully written sentence! Couldn’t have said it better myself.
The quality in the MAD fold-in has really gone up!
WIN!
Actually I was thinking just the opposite…(that the quality had dropped- at least the MAD ones were funny… this is a pubescent homo-erotic wet dream…. a TWILIGHT one at that… ugh.)
Just what I was thinking. Some twitard is probably getting off on this one (thank you rule 34 >( )
Trollolololol…
I knew they were a bunch of homos!
Homo Sapiens!?!?! O, NO!!!!
Homo erectus at least.
eh, I wouldn’t give Robert Pattinson more than a Homo habilis. And that’s be generous.
Hehheheh. Erectus. I see what you did there.
LMFAO!!!! Whoever you are, YOU FING ROCK!!!
Just when I thought I couldn’t hate Twilight any more…
This pic is definitely a WIN! Ingenious!
WINgenious?
love it
hehe the hand in the photo is probably the guy’s hand who does the lay out for the magazine. to show off his skills.
Are they the same person’s hands? The one on the right is clearly male, but the hand on the left could be female.
Anyway, there must be someone else involved, because otherwise I’d hate to speculate about how he’s pushing the button on the camera.
Yes they are the same person’s hands. The left one has some fur on the bottom left, and has the same type of fingernails as the thumb on the right. Woman-like nails though.
Oh yeah… glorious win!
I knew it. We all knew it.
Slash fans unite
*unites* I can find Slash in every movie ^^
Though Twilight does suck. Big time. But at least the guy on the left ist kinda cute. if you squint and turn your head sideways.
Yay for slash
Though Twilight does suck. This particular slash isn’t yummy, just amusing.
Who was the middle of this unholy picture????
I’m guess Kristen Stewart….yanno since the most recent movie was supposed to be love triangle-ness between the three of them….
oh what a lucky girl! Must have just stuck her head in at the wrong time!
Lucky?? Oh you are in france….ok, never mind
Really? You really don’t know? Lucky Bastard. Ignorance is Bliss.
They ARE very slashable.
awesome
Psssh… Who needs Jacob OR Edward when you can have Emmett?
If I HAD to choose as a fan (which I’m not, unless loving to MiST it is a fandom), I’d want Alice. Mmm, sparkly chest….
Jasper
Carlisle … I have a thing for medical professionals …
ditto emmett=perfect and he’s NOT a pedophile 8D
thats actually jasper rathborne in the middle
Comment win.
That’s not original, it was on MTV Live.
Dear creator of this graph:
You rock.
That’s HOT.
I already know they’re gay. Now can I have that magazine? There’s a screenie on the left from the episode of Bones where they nearly made out.
I always find it amusing when people get so worked up over something so small. Thanks for the laugh!
picture FAILED i hated people who do stuff with twilight it sicking me
…english please? With ponctuation? And proper tense?
She is blind, because she watched too many times the movie xD lol
Poncuation?? Are you related to the English spy who pretends he’s a French Policeman in ‘Allo ‘Allo. “I wiz pissing by the door when I heard a shat”
Oh no, it is that idiot who thinks he can speak our language!
i think it was a typo? mmmk?
Check ” ‘Allo ‘Allo” (BBC comedy show if it needs disambiguation) on Wikipedia; in particular look for the stuff about “Crabtree” (played by Arthur Bostrum).
Hi, fangirl. You are a moron. Sincerely, intelligent people.
Pretty sure that was inspired by THIS
http://blog.poisonparadise.com/post/256282910/reallynewmoon
its been going around the internet
This pic is older than the one in the blog…
thiz iz flukkin messd up. wtf iz wrong with the person who did thiz?!! tha person who had done thiz iz really an ass
Buffy would have killed you long ago.
Your writing is “flukkin” messed up. I would like to know what is wrong with decent spelling and grammar and what inspired you to try and type less comprehensively than most ICHC posts.
you try to express anger but all it can be comprehended as here is QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ QQ…
this is messed up. what a monster
IRL photoshop.
Now this is a movie I’d pay to see, as opposed to the other one that they’d have to pay ME.
Ew.
You guys are so retarded.
Dont hate.
Oh, I’ll hate. I’ll hate alright.
make me
YES!! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG I KNEW THEY WERE GAY!!!
OOOHH….
Nice.
Lol, good job
the owner of those hands should be canonized!
I want this pic on a freakin’ shirt! oh your god I’d have TOOO much fun at a mall wearing that ^.^
As a woman who is surrounded by 20-35 year olds who talk about these two ass-hats all day long, I salute the owner of these hands! Elebenty!11!11!!
Does anyone know which magazine this was?
YES!
i love this..
Owner of those hands,
That pic just made my life. Thanks for the win. >D
you people need to get over yourselfs juust because your gay dosent mean they are
And because you can’t spell and “your” calling us “gay” means that none of us regard you seriously.
oh wow, who took out your sense of humor?
listen, i’m a thirteen year old girl and i know that twilight is a bag of shit. deal with it
I know at least one of you wrote a fanfic about this, don’t deny it…
wowow. the of these hands are totally not given any credit by me. i hate the owner of these hands for doing this because taylor lautner and robbert pattinson are totally not gay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Other than not giving the Hands Owner credit, you also seem to be lacking in the department of humor. :’D
I believe that the owner of the hands (all praise the owner) has saved two perfect fine men of having to kiss dear whatshername. No man wants to kiss a zombie after all…
:#D
it was funny until so many people commented on it! I’m afraid you sucked the funny away…pulled apart the humour with your literal thinking…calm down it’s just celebrities being celebrities and someone being cleaver with photoshop…
The hands must obviously belong to Chuck Norris. No other explanation for so much WIN.
Indeed.
now that would make a lot of money.. someones onto something
The owner of these hands is evil and awsome at the same time
Evil reason:making the 2 hottest guys in the world gay
awsome reason:cancelling out the evil in the middle of that photo
I HATE KRISTEN STEWART
ewww rob? HOT??
Little known fact? The “hands guy” in the pick is getting one rubbed out by his “life partner” and pretending he’s in the middle of that bad actor sandwich…. I hate twilight….
This is hilarious! i like rob and taylor but this is funny
I love Twilight and this made me crack up :] (I personal only like the books… the movies, robert pattinson and kristen stewart may go to hell)
epic win for the series! XD
Yes
Yaoi fangirls and slashers love you.
(dont know what ether of theows things mean. you are probebly male.)
this turns me on.
of course, it makes sense bcos ur so freakin’ gay
that would only be true if the person in fact was a man, since this is the internet and there is no face or real name to go on your comment is now void
This is hot.
And millions of fangirls scream because the scenes in their fanfiction has finally come true.
im guessing that kristen stewart is in the middle of them?
Its like the last supper in the Da Vinci code.. only millions of little girls squee..
who ever this that is like so messed up i knoe rob is gay but taylor lautner isnt ok hes straight u guys r just jealous hes famous & u guys rnt and he has fans that love him like me and u guys just have ur family
My bad spelling senses are tingling.
You must be a Grammar Nazi..
Oh yeah!
yeah like we’re all clamoring for your fandom. I’d rather have 5 true friends than a bunch of whining preteen girls stalking me.
First: Check your spelling and grammar please, it kills me to see the English language mangled like that in so casual a way.
Second: Oh, they are both so gay.
Third: I’d much rather have my family love me than have loads of creepy fans stalking me and saying they “love” me when really they don’t know the first thing about me.
And Fourth: I love the Twilight Saga- the books and I have to admit the New Moon film- but you really need to get a sense of humour. This site mocks celebrities whether you like it or not, deal with it!
And haters of Twilight, please don’t judge me, I hate the actors/actresses as much as you do.
ROFL
the owner of those hands, i love you too.
6 yr old daughter says … “they gotta get married now”
must be cosa the baby…
I won’t hate Twilight since I’ve never read or watched it, so it’s not my place to say. But this is freakin hilarious XD and people need to get a sense of humor =___= the fangirls need to chill……god, fans of almost anything scare me
Fangirls are the reason I hate Twitlight. They are way too invested in that crap.
EPIC WIN!
lol i love this! twilight sucks!
If anyone is interested in attempting this mad magazine style fold, it is in the Entertainment Weekly Magazine, 11/20/09 Version.
I likes A New style boy
good luck as you
Hay Dude , i w/ Your article.
awww thats so cuteee
this just PROVES MY THEORY.