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When your stylist advised “accentuate your strong points” surely this is NOT what they had in mind…
(Shakira)
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Ummm… I don’t think anyone’s complaining.
I’m certainly not.
Neither am I.
Not complaining, but…
Lol, Ass Fenders. That is all.
Well, at least she has the knee pads handy when she needs them.
You have a funny idea of where her knees are!
Nah…she’s just keeping them “incognito” until she needs them, lol.
After seeing so many Lady Gaga outfits, I can cut Shakira a little slack for hip bumpers. Hell, she could wear a suit of live possums and it still wouldn’t raise my eyebrows.
Not your eyebrows, no.
To be fair, that isn’t a strong point. Rather, it’s a strong feature…a strong, round, spankable feature.
That’s just a precaution. She’s been known to put an eye out with this hips.
“THOSE” hips… argh.
Haha, this is funny. You should make a caption out of it!
maybe they shift down so it doesn’t hurt when she is spanked.
Whole new spin on “Fun Bags,” amirite?
I wonder if she knocks stuff off shelves when she walks by.
Is this the same person who advised her that it would be a good line to sing, “Lucky that my breasts are small and humble – so you don’t confuse them… with mountains”?
Frankly that woman can wear any damn thing she likes and I’ll still wanna cook her a nice home-cooked meal if you know what I mean and I think you do.
Shakira is super sexy. And she still looks sexy in this picture.
Further more she doesn’t belong in the group with Amy Winehouse and Lady Gaga.
Ok either she put a sleeve shirt on her butt or she is ready for lift off !
she looks really cute!
she coud be called shake-ass-a
That is wonderful to see stars like Shakira out there helping the earthquake victims in Haiti.