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GROUNDS FOR DIVORCE
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Divorse and a stringent restraining order.
At least I’m not alone in thinking that the Twilight Moms are the creepiest part of the whole phenomenon. *gags*
Grounds for child predator charges is more like it… Nasty.
Hello, Ma’am. I’m Chris Hansen. Would you care to sit down?
At least with Twilight moms Chris Hanson won’t have to offer them cookies…they’ll bring their own.
*divorce
Grounds for divorce and emancipation.
If it said “Dads For Hannah Montana”, it would be grounds for child predator charges.
I’d laugh at my partner if he admitted to liking Twilight.
It’s all part of the demographic that Stephanie Meyer is aiming for. Her entire story is built around the “I love you blindly no matter who you are” mentality. That only appeals to girls too young to find companionship love, or women who are too old and have lost the desire to search for it. In both cases, the thought of being swept off their feet by the “cute” guy (to apply that to emo vampire b!tch is a stretch at best) is quite appealing. Stephanie Meyer certainly did a good job at appealing to the baser instincts of the two demographics she was aiming for, those being pre-teen, pre-pubescent girls and 40 year old house wives. Her tale of the pedophiliac vampire was a HIT with those two groups!
Edward Cullen has the personality of a killer like Ted Bundy. Red flags are waving like mad, but Bella is ignoring them because ‘sigh, he’s so pretty’
ain’t no flag big or red enough for this picture……-.-”
From the Twilight Moms forums:
“I was in my local coffee shop when a woman and her daughter walked in. The daughter had the whitest legs I have ever seen, and I couldn’t stop sneaking looks over at her, wondering if that was really her skin, if she was a vampire, etc. I was so preoccupied that I reached out to the bar and grabbed the first drink I saw. I was pouring sugar into it, still staring at the girl when another woman tapped me on the shoulder and very coldly said, ‘Excuse me, but you have MY iced tea’.”
http://twilightmoms.net/viewtopic.php?f=125&t=4847
Now imagine if a middle-aged MAN had written that. . .
*shudder* this still creeps me out, the woman who wrote this is in no way fit to raise a child. Also, what’s the deal with the whole fanbase’s obsession over pale skin? I always disliked being as white as I am, it’s embarrassing and gross.
Great now I have to walk outside in fear of Twimoms staring and wondering if I’m a vampire.
Nope. Just another freak of nature, ginger.
HAHAHA! I love the comment by Blarg! These women are such losers! One of them looks like she is crying and they are dressed as if they are going to see Chippendale’s male dancers…WTF! It’s a movie not a dating service!
I can understand 13-year-old girls behaving like this, but these are GROWN WOMEN. They’re supposed to be mature, not sobbing like teenagers at a Beatles concert! Have any of you seen footage of the fangirls sobbing at the concerts? It’s disgusting, even if it is the Beatles. This is just as bad, if not a hundred times worse.
Ugh, these women should know better and recognize an unhealthy relationship when they see it.
YES, THANK YOU. You’d think they’d be smarter than that…
No arguments here. (nodnod)
I’m sorry, but that’s embarrassing. You can like it, but if you are a grown woman, that’s the kind of thing that you giggle about with your friends as a joke after too many margaritas, not display to the world.
They are also easily nail-able with the right approach. Done 3 myself already.
I take it you have a very pale complexion and a trench coat? Or perhaps a dark complexion with killer pecs and can howl really well?
This is just cringe inducing. As a single woman with no kids, I generally never comment on parenting, but I do have my concerns if these are the people who are raising the next generation.
Hopefully we are looking at a small minority.
It’s not a minority. We are in fact boned.
i know. it sucks
Ugh, just when you thought the Botox Brigade couldn’t get any sadder. It’s bad enough teen girls get sucked in by the Twilight nonsense, but now bored cougars are falling for this crap too? Embarrassing.
If that was 40 year old guys screaming over a teen girl, somebody would have called the police.
Bunch of Cougars….
Can you say double standards?
Don’t worry too much, as for all of us who abhor Twilight, our day of redemption is coming (to some extent).
http://chud.com/articles/articles/21684/1/THE-DEVIN039S-ADVOCATE-WHY-BREAKING-DAWN-MUST-BE-MADE-INTO-A-MOVIE/Page1.html
….*speechless*
word scannot describe the stupidity of that movie… i shed a tear for people stupid enough to see it…
Twilight is an even worse cancer than World of Warcraft…
At least WoW takes brains to play.
…as it gradually eats away your brain and what ever social life you had.
Divorce? Wouldn’t it be more like grounds for justified murder?
You, sir…hit the nail on the head!
And the nail screams “OUCH!” XDDD
Oh, a wiseguy, eh?
*smacks Multi-Facets upside the head for both making a horrible joke AND capitalizing the second half of a hyphenated word*
People need to understand the danger of she-pedobears. :/
I hope their children hate Twilight.
This is too much. Twilight must be stopped! *readies shotgun*
right behind you *revs chainsaw*
Me too! *loads nailgun*
I’ll help out too. *raises crowbar*
By your side *raises battleax*
Don’t forget me! *shakes martini shaker*
too late for the chainsaw-on-a-rope?
yo look at my name do u think i blame umi luv Edward Cullen
People like you give humanity a bad name.
Funny troll is funny.
They aren’t really pedophiles when majority of the cast are over the age of 20. Taylor Lautner (who is the only minor) is really the one you have to look out for, but majority of the twimoms are in love with Rob Pattinson, who in the book and in real life is not a minor.
True, but Edward Cullen is a creepy murderous stalker, and these girls and women seem to think that’s romantic.
Tangent: Am I the only person who hears something described as “immortal and beautiful with skin that sparkles in the sun, and no fangs” and immediately thinks of fairies instead of vampires?
These are the same people who chose to cheat an internet poll just to see their object of creepy obsession win the “Hottest Man” award for…something. I forget how, something about screwing with their IP addresses.
I mean, seriously, cheating on an internet poll… that’s some pointless and really sad obsession right there.
I’m surprised they were smart enough to figure that out.
When I worked in retail, so many middle aged women were buying the Twilight books that I thought it might actually be a decent, respectable read for women. So, can you imagine my surprise when I read it? I was horrified. I don’t think I recall a single teenager coming through my checkout with any of the Twilight books. I kept asking women what it was about and they would just fawn all over and say it was really really good, a nice beautiful romance story etc etc.
Ugh.
Older women fawning over barely legal young men…. really good, a beautiful romance story…
Older men looking at barely legal young women…. the older women slap the men upside the head and get disgusted…
ah, equality
My thoughts exactly.
Burn in hell
see you there!
i totally agree with this caption.