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I’d have that look on my face too.
i bet he read some harry/draco slash.
MY IMMORTAL FTW!
I think he’d hang himself if he read that…
Felton once confessed in an interview of having read some Draco/Hermione fic once. He also read other FF, but did not say which genre. Maybe Buffy?? Or maybe Stargate, only he knows.
I hope the D/Hr fic he read was “Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Rat”. Maya > all.
*tilts head sideways* I think, he looks more like a ferret…..
teehee, Ferretface-junior…. the secret love child of Frank Burns…. Bwahahahaha
In what interview? I want proof! Don’t get me wrong, I believe you, but I really just want to see this and laugh.
Unfortunately I didn’t bookmark it, but if I remember correctly, I was on the leaky cauldron website. I’ll keep looking for it, because I would like to read it again, since I skimmed through it at that time. They don’t like it at work, when I read stuff like that….. ever since I went unexpectedly into fangurl mode and **squeeee**’d……
Here’s the link to where I read it, wasn’t the leaky cauldron at all.
Yep, he read Dramione and did not seem put off by it, is what they said.
http://feltbeats.com/2009/07/14/british-gq-riley-oscar-more-tom-felton-in-print/
DON’T. REMIND ME.
See, with that grammar it seems like you’re saying “Don’t (stop). Remind me (of that horrible story).
Dude, that story is so forked up it’s not even funny. Don’t even kid like that.
Ha! This is epic!
Penis goes WHERE????
“And then the muggle Granger girl does what to my WHAT?!! And Potter slaps my WHERE???” lol. No one should ever venture into the scary realms of M rated fanfiction, especially not its characters.
Och, I don’t know….. I like it. But I’m more of a Snape-Granger-Shipper.
Saw a Sticker somewhere:
FanFiction-Cheaper Than Therapy
whatever you do, DONT look up LVHP slash
*blarg*
That is …… Ew doesn’t even begin to describe it….. gross beyond words…. I’d rather read Snarry before I’d get near that. Heck, I’d even read Twilight! Or even Snevans Fics…. urgh….
SSHG! *o*
Nom… Try some LMSSHG fanfics.
tried that, some were really good. I personally think the blonde should be substituted for a certain redhaired cursebreaker though…. dunno…. *sigh*…..
I’ll be in my bunk….
My favorite >:) The craziness and tension of that pairing is unbeatable. Look it up. LVHP!!!!!
*squick*
ZIs Ez Un-exzeptabal! Zare Shold be NO Quezten marx For “Guess Who Read itz” is Statement! Zighal Se Piriod!!
Two days ago I posted a fanfiction about Draco and Narcissa… This made me cackle.
thats just wrong.
shes his mum
In my defense, it was supposed to be traumatic, not sexy… Does that make it any better? ^^; It’s not a joke, though, the link in my name goes to it.
Traumatic I can live with.
Well written, I must say. And a possible explanation, why he is always such a berk. Although the subject per se is a bit disturbing, a thumbs up.
Any kind of child abuse is, wether physical or mental……
And of course the first place my mind goes is the Mel Gibson version of Hamlet…Was it that sort of thing, or something more ongoing?
more the other way around…. ties in somewhat with the way Jason Issacs said he set up his character, as an abusive Father. And given that mental instabillity seems to run the other half of the family…. poor kid.
I see Ankh removed the link to the story…. I think it was on fanfiction.net, though…. not sure anymore. I did not bookmark it.
No way! I have been around ff world around 2 years and that completely tops it off! Where? Just curious *total innocent face*
I thought I heard an evil cackle from somewhere. Did u post in the beloved pit of voles or on adultff.net?
Harry/Draco is my second favorite.
Remus/Sirius will always be number one though.
What the hell is so fun about two guys raping eachother in the ass?
Rape is not funny, but that’s not the point. What’s fun is whats going on without the bedroom rodeo.
And they don’t have to do it in the A**, as you so delicately put it, they can do it in the shower, the garden, the library….
Ok, now I’m being a smartaleck and will shut up.
I’m to read a little more Snermione…..
Haha, Snermione…
Sound’s like a nasal disease.
LMFAO!
Sorry, I had to.
But I’m more of a Ron/Hermione shipper….
I know…. but Snanger, as some call it, sounds even more like a sneeze…..
so….
**snerk**
Gesundheit.
my friends and i call granger/snape grape.
personally, I think that the abb. SSHG makes it look a little like a government agency, but that’s just me….
I love Draco/Luna! Go look some up, it’s awesome
read some recently, was the most adorable thing ever. I think I still have the link somewhere. Poor man never knew what hit him till he proposed and she said yes.
Well written.
I’m more of a Luna/Neville person.
Drarry is ok, I’m getting used to it. What about Dumbledore/McGonagall?
The gay headmaster and McGonagall? Eh.
Maybe I’m just not one for fanfiction. Too much of it reads like Twilight.
Yet much of it beats the original
I never read twilight and I don’t think I’m ever going to…. Vampires are lame imho, werewolves are so much more fun.
But I don’t think Remus Lupin is gay: He has no fashion sense!
On the other hand, neither does Perez Hilton, so that doesn’t prove any thing……
Ok, Lupin is gay…..
Lupin’s hot
I loke Lupin a lot. Werewolves are much more interesting than Vampires I think….
Did you know that there is a whole archive dedicated to Lupin Fanfics??
Although a lot of it is slash, often either Snupin or Remirius.
But aren’t a good percentage of gay guys hot anyway. I mean, they keep themselves better groomed than many straight men.
i love gay men. they let us be ourselves and we don’t have to worry constantly if they are trying to get us in the sack when we don’t want to and we’re not dissapointed because they don’t.
And who better to tell us what men like?
Stay away from the twilight fanfiction then. It often scares me…
Now you’ve made me curious…
Naw, my Recommended-Reading list is waaaaaay to long as it is, don’t need to add on to it….
And I haven’t even read the originals yet of Twilight…..
Allow me to introduce you to FaCe ThE StRaNgE.
That should keep you away from Twilight Fanfic for at least a month or two.
Considering the length of my reading list, it might even be years, before I get around to Twilight, if ever…..
(dont click the link dont click the link dont clickthe…..Crap…..)
Oh, a crossover fic…..
**bookmark**
*eye twitch* That was the scariest crossover I have ever read! Oh man, that was bad! *suffering from aftershock*
It got lost in the vast spaces of my bookmarks folder, teehee.
Currently my recced-reading list is so long, I should be an immortal to make it through……
Gives me an idea to a highlander/sense and sensibility crossover…… CHEESY!! luv it.
“I did sum advanced Biology work. I was turning a bloody pentagram into a black guitar. Suddenly the guitar turned to Draco!”
MY IMMORTAL AS SUCH A SEXY FANFIC AND SO BEUTIFUL IT REALLY BRINGS OUT THE CHARCTERS INER FELLINGS.
WTF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111!!!!!!
AND HED TATLYY FAP TO DE YAOI LAWLS
“ABRA KADABRA!” I SHOOTED.
You’re all going on about My Immortal. Whatever. FaCe ThE StRaNgE is where it’s at!
(“Yo, My Immortal, Imma let you finish, but FaCe ThE StRaNgE is the worst HP/Twilight/Legend of Zelda/Sonic fanfiction OF ALL TIME!”)
Who could forget classic literary advances such as, “CALM DOWN GAYS, NO NEED FOR VIOLINS!” Or “But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on.”
That reminds me, my next chapter for my sporking of FTS on /ts/ is due…
lol calm down gays <3
Think he read my Harry/Draco lemon?? I hope he liked it!
I hate every Draco couple, except for Dramione.
I looove the dramione fanvids on utub, even tho Snermione is my otp
omfg. Dramione! luff it soo much <3333
ultimate HP fanfic: “Harry Potter and the Clones of Dr. Funkenstein”. Who is the greater embodiment of evil, Voldemort or Sir Noze D’Voidoffunk?
This is why I don’t want to be celebrity!
ohgodmybrainismeltingmeltingmelting
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL!!
The flash in the foreground is Draco’s computer exploding.
lol I think he read ‘Tale about horny teachers’ ahahaha
Although Hinny is my OtP, I do love Drarry (Ooh, Try Cheryl Dyson) Harry/Tom can be good as long as it’s not non-con (squick)
Remirius isn’t bad, though I do have a soft spot for Remus/Tonks. Sirius/Other is always good ^_^
Remus is adorable and Tonks is hilarious, can’t help but love them. Snupin is good too, especially the non-rom.
Stumbled across a Luna-Filch the other day. Now thats just a major squick imho.
this guy’s a bad actor.
Anyone ever hear of Quirrelmort fanfics? xO
I never really tried to read any of them before but I know for sure that I won’t now after hearing some of the ‘twisted combos’ already ;D
The Misadventures of Draco Malfoy, Ferret
Fantastic bit of fiction. Eventual HP/DM.
Read it. Read it. Read it.
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2690275/1/
I really enjoyed Draco Malfoy, The Amazing Bouncing Rat
http://www.scribd.com/doc/7021319/Draco-Malfoy-The-Amazing-Bouncing-Rat
I’ ve read so many fanfictions of harry and draco … shocking, but fantastic XD
most of the time, Drarry is hi-larious. they make such a cute couple.
yah i know XD
Me: I once read one where Garfield rode Kate middleton.
You: What an, erm, interesting addition to this conversation.
im totally into draco. i love dinny or graco. i love it!!!!