I’m so rich… I had the dealership match the paint to my skin.
(Robert Pattinson)
And they write on you like a car.
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And he holds a tazer to ward of fan girls
Now let’s just wait for him to get hit by a car…
The link is such a win it totally MMD
Now that is a cute caption!
If he’s so rich, he wouldn’t have a Volvo C30 now would he?
Good God, dude. You’re totally missing the joke.
Take your technical ass over to Graph Jam.
Hey! Tools go in the trunk!
he is doing it to that car O_O
i love edward, and him being pale is sexy just like his expensive cars
Twilight could have just as easily been titled So You Want To Date A Sociopath And Be Buried in A Shallow Unmarked Grave: Bella’s Comprehensive Guide To Boyfriend Selection
No, it could not “just as easily” have been titled that.
…You’re implying Stephenie Meyer would actually be able to come up with a title like that.
FTW
I’m on Team Edward 3 life but honestly Robert Pattinson SUX!
ummm only reach people can afford the color white…? massive fail of a caption
Reach people?
You mean the people that invented the Reach toothbrush?
Your comment = fail.
niceeeee stupid rich (bloodsuckers) iz no fair. XP
uhhh ‘bloodsuckers’ doesn’t fit the faries from twilight
wait iz (him) likin his fist?(!)
If the car is supposed to match his skin, why isn’t it sparkling?
Valid point.
I don’t get the vitriol aimed at this young man. He was attractive in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, and because he’s now hit it big in a movie series made from a fairly sucky book series aimed at adolescent girls, all of a sudden he’s not attractive anymore? Gee, jealous much? He’s a nice looking young man who happened to hit it big. Get over it, already!
Plus he openly dislikes Twilight, so Twilight-bashers should be ON his side.
I’m pretty sure his contract with Summit Entertainment prohibits him from openly disliking Twilight.
It’s probably not that risky for him to step over the line a little bit.
http://www.ropeofsilicon.com/article/pattinson-gets-to-the-heart-of-stephenie-meyer-and-her-twilight-series
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=658907
I’m sure the tons of p***y he’s getting from Twilight fangirls prohibits him openly disliking Twilight.
Really? ‘Cause when I heard he was going to be in Twilight my first thought was, “as if that movie wasn’t a horrible idea to begin with they cast that douchebag who played Cedric in Harry Potter.”
I wouldn’t go that far, but Cedric totally failed to make an impression on me, which is bad news considering how important the character is in the book!
robert pattinson is hot…
One must kill this sparkly, with skin of living marble, one needs to use the predator of the predator. Have Father Able Nightroad kill him. After all he is a Crusnik–a vampire that feeds on vampires.
got it..this is hilarious. Didn’t know skin tone colors also come in cars
this guy’s a joke.