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And then there are these.
Hey everybody knows that red blood gives you wings…Yes I know. That was a really lame joke.
That school doesn’t have post owls Robert, send it back to Hogwarts.
He looks more ghoulish than vampire-ish in this picture.
I think he looks more like a french pantomime in this picture….
with crippled angel wings!
I KNEW he was a fairy!
And here’s the proof!!
Poof!
Duh, that’s why he sparkles
If Robert and Dwayne Johnson got in a fairy fight, which fairy character would win?
No competition. Dwayne. I mean, a fruit fly could kick Robert’s pasty white ass.
He’s got white Gremlin ears!
Guys now cmon’ I really like twilight the other 1′s are funny not this 1
Well, we think it is.
Edward Cullen was the the most fairy-like vampire I’ve ever seen and he brought shame upon the vampire mythology.
Hell even Tom Cruise made a better vamp than this sparkly fairy
And Tom Cruise can’t act to save his life
I thought Cruise was fantastic as Lestat. It’s the only film he’s ever done where he actually does some acting.
How the hell is Tom Cruise acting like Tom Cruise acting?
Technically, he’s not even a vampire to fit INTO the mythology. By definition, vampires are blood-sucking, soulless corpses. They can’t fall in love. They only pay attention to the humans they want to feast off of AND EAT THEM. Edward was a sparkling snake-fairy. Well, what do you think all that “vampire venom” was for?
Yeah, well I can’t stand twilight, so this is funny to me
Of all the things wrong with that movie, I think the visual direction was the worst.
of all the things wrong with that movie, I think the movie was the worst
agreed sir. well put. the movie would have been better if they had left things out of it from the book….like the whole thing.
Of all the things wrong with that movie, I think the source material was the worst.
Really; I’d say the worst thing was the script, because without that you wouldn’t have visual direction to be bad.
And yet, despite how bad the script was, it was infinitely better than the book. That’s why I think the visual direction wins for worst part.
The best part of the movie was the scenery/landscape. That part of the US was pretty! Twilight would have been better as a documentary.
Jen: Wings? I don’t have wings!
Kira: Of course not. You’re a boy.
-Dark Crystal
“Dark Crystal” reference for the win. ^n_n^
Best. Jim. Henson. EVER.
Its funny, because I don’t get this joke.
He looks like he has little cherub wings. See? It’s funny. Well, -I- think it’s funny.
SPARKLE FAIRY!
I shudder to think the brain-dead monkey that filmed this was actually trying to be clever. Sorry, franchise monkey. He’ll never look like an angel. I think even the fairies are outraged that he’s being pushed into their camp.
Don’t be foolish guys, that person is too girly to be accepted into the fairy’s ranks.
Does anyone else notice the chicken skeleton behind him, looking about ready to take it’s next sparkly, winged victim?
“That’s my last ‘Red Bull’, I swear!”
The Emo Rage is strong in this thread…
i think that in the movies, he looks more of a clown then a vampire. you know, with all the white makeup and such. i think they all do. they dont look like vampires. in my opinion, tho
Lol, they wings were actually THERE in the film? I didn’t notice. XP
they are indeed…. this was the scene that made me decide to give up on the movie and just laugh uncontrolably. from that moment on I actually had a good time watching it.
Sad thing is, the producers probably made him sit like that on purpose to make him out to be an “angel.” XD
nooo.. really? you think`? *eyeroll*
These self-writing jokes don’t do much for me, I’m afraid, I prefer the old fashioned hand-cranked ones.
He doesn’t have sharp teeth, sparkles in the sunlight, and is about as threatening as an angsty squirrel. The wings cinch it – he’s a fairy. The writer must have been confused…
‘angsty squirrel’…. win!
The (other) funny thing is, in the commentary (yes, I have the DVD, sue me), the director said she absolutely wanted the owl behind him, because it would make some sort of ironic but artistic image. I think she called it a demon with angel wings or something like that. Shame it didn’t work. Now he just looks like a douche with owl wings sticking out of his back. Nice.
oh Cedric you came Back!!!!!!!
I KNEW IT!!! HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE!! HE IS A FLYING FAIRY!!!!! I told all of my friends and now I have PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate twilight as much as the next guy, but this screenshot was done on purpose.
The funny thing is– this was intentional.
I always wondered if that was on purpose. Lmao
Just reading through the comments for this one is lolz-worthy =D
Edward the sparkly “vegetarian” fairy. Anyone else thinking that this guy hails from San Francisco?
LOL i noticed that!! every time i watch the movie im like “…why..??”
I serious i think edward needs so serious help coming out of the closet he is trying by dating a girl who looks like a 12 year old boy, soon he will be able to be a 109 year old pedophile and try real boys. i know a theripist if he needs one.