Comments on: Some jokes http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/ Lol Celebrities and All That's Famous, Fab and Funny. Your favorite actors and actresses in a funny new light! Fri, 10 Feb 2012 04:28:40 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.com/ By: Shania http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-202802 Fri, 01 Jul 2011 22:40:03 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-202802 I serious i think edward needs so serious help coming out of the closet he is trying by dating a girl who looks like a 12 year old boy, soon he will be able to be a 109 year old pedophile and try real boys. i know a theripist if he needs one.

]]> By: Nikki http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-121431 Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:57:21 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-121431 LOL i noticed that!! every time i watch the movie im like “…why..??”

]]> By: Susan http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-121056 Wed, 21 Jul 2010 19:37:07 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-121056 Duh, that’s why he sparkles

]]> By: jellee http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-103019 Sat, 01 May 2010 09:47:03 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-103019 ‘angsty squirrel’…. win!

]]> By: PiratesB4Ninjas http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-102227 Sun, 25 Apr 2010 04:22:11 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-102227 Just reading through the comments for this one is lolz-worthy =D

Edward the sparkly “vegetarian” fairy. Anyone else thinking that this guy hails from San Francisco?

]]> By: mRAWR http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-99749 Tue, 06 Apr 2010 23:38:27 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-99749 I always wondered if that was on purpose. Lmao

]]> By: Annie Crimefighter http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-96798 Wed, 17 Mar 2010 22:18:55 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-96798 Of all the things wrong with that movie, I think the source material was the worst.

]]> By: Samantha http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-94355 Mon, 01 Mar 2010 16:41:58 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-94355 The funny thing is– this was intentional.

]]> By: trachea http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-93256 Mon, 22 Feb 2010 22:31:31 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-93256 i hate twilight as much as the next guy, but this screenshot was done on purpose.

]]> By: Jake http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-92982 Sat, 20 Feb 2010 18:24:48 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-92982 I KNEW IT!!! HE IS NOT A VAMPIRE!! HE IS A FLYING FAIRY!!!!! I told all of my friends and now I have PROOF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

]]> By: Deaffish http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-92374 Tue, 16 Feb 2010 00:26:48 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-92374 I think he looks more like a french pantomime in this picture….
with crippled angel wings!

]]> By: Fatz http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-92097 Sat, 13 Feb 2010 14:57:43 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-92097 Hey everybody knows that red blood gives you wings…Yes I know. That was a really lame joke.

]]> By: Queen o' sarcasm http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91887 Fri, 12 Feb 2010 00:58:33 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91887 oh Cedric you came Back!!!!!!!

]]> By: Ilsoapfan http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91831 Thu, 11 Feb 2010 17:40:42 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91831 Best. Jim. Henson. EVER.

]]> By: Kate from Iowa http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91729 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 22:22:12 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91729 How the hell is Tom Cruise acting like Tom Cruise acting?

]]> By: Starlinguk http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91655 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:03:53 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91655 He looks like he has little cherub wings. See? It’s funny. Well, -I- think it’s funny.

]]> By: Starlinguk http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91654 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 10:02:39 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91654 I thought Cruise was fantastic as Lestat. It’s the only film he’s ever done where he actually does some acting.

]]> By: SKW http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91618 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:50:09 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91618 And yet, despite how bad the script was, it was infinitely better than the book. That’s why I think the visual direction wins for worst part.

]]> By: I'madork http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91615 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 03:19:37 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91615 The (other) funny thing is, in the commentary (yes, I have the DVD, sue me), the director said she absolutely wanted the owl behind him, because it would make some sort of ironic but artistic image. I think she called it a demon with angel wings or something like that. Shame it didn’t work. Now he just looks like a douche with owl wings sticking out of his back. Nice.

]]> By: Multi-Facets http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91586 Wed, 10 Feb 2010 00:22:13 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91586 “Dark Crystal” reference for the win. ^n_n^

]]> By: stickywiggit http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91566 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 22:40:18 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91566 He doesn’t have sharp teeth, sparkles in the sunlight, and is about as threatening as an angsty squirrel. The wings cinch it – he’s a fairy. The writer must have been confused…

]]> By: Akhuna http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91542 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 21:05:34 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91542 nooo.. really? you think`? *eyeroll*

]]> By: Awsm4all http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91529 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:17:01 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91529 Sad thing is, the producers probably made him sit like that on purpose to make him out to be an “angel.” XD

]]> By: Awsm4all http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91528 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:15:57 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91528 The best part of the movie was the scenery/landscape. That part of the US was pretty! Twilight would have been better as a documentary.

]]> By: Awsm4all http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91527 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 20:14:13 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91527 Technically, he’s not even a vampire to fit INTO the mythology. By definition, vampires are blood-sucking, soulless corpses. They can’t fall in love. They only pay attention to the humans they want to feast off of AND EAT THEM. Edward was a sparkling snake-fairy. Well, what do you think all that “vampire venom” was for?

]]> By: Greg http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91493 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 16:34:39 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91493 Yeah, well I can’t stand twilight, so this is funny to me :D

]]> By: clarity http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91480 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 15:00:13 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91480 they are indeed…. this was the scene that made me decide to give up on the movie and just laugh uncontrolably. from that moment on I actually had a good time watching it.

]]> By: gloopy http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91476 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:32:36 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91476 These self-writing jokes don’t do much for me, I’m afraid, I prefer the old fashioned hand-cranked ones.

]]> By: mauroprovato http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91474 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 14:14:16 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91474 Lol, they wings were actually THERE in the film? I didn’t notice. XP

]]> By: timmayy http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91467 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 13:38:17 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91467 i think that in the movies, he looks more of a clown then a vampire. you know, with all the white makeup and such. i think they all do. they dont look like vampires. in my opinion, tho

]]> By: Nic http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91460 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 11:08:48 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91460 The Emo Rage is strong in this thread…

]]> By: jasonx http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91457 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:33:14 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91457 “That’s my last ‘Red Bull’, I swear!”

]]> By: paws4thot http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91454 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 10:00:40 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91454 Really; I’d say the worst thing was the script, because without that you wouldn’t have visual direction to be bad.

]]> By: jti http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91449 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 06:40:36 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91449 Poof!

]]> By: UnhappyVegemite http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91446 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 05:17:11 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91446 Hell even Tom Cruise made a better vamp than this sparkly fairy :)

And Tom Cruise can’t act to save his life

]]> By: cheezy http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91442 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:40:48 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91442 Does anyone else notice the chicken skeleton behind him, looking about ready to take it’s next sparkly, winged victim?

]]> By: cheezy http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91441 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:39:24 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91441 No competition. Dwayne. I mean, a fruit fly could kick Robert’s pasty white ass.

]]> By: Ahtin http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91440 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 04:05:26 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91440 Don’t be foolish guys, that person is too girly to be accepted into the fairy’s ranks.

]]> By: Megalodon http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91439 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:59:47 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91439 I shudder to think the brain-dead monkey that filmed this was actually trying to be clever. Sorry, franchise monkey. He’ll never look like an angel. I think even the fairies are outraged that he’s being pushed into their camp.

]]> By: LorcanSpiro http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91438 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 03:31:10 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91438 Well, we think it is.

Edward Cullen was the the most fairy-like vampire I’ve ever seen and he brought shame upon the vampire mythology.

]]> By: mamegoma http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91431 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:14:31 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91431 agreed sir. well put. the movie would have been better if they had left things out of it from the book….like the whole thing.

]]> By: Kelly http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91430 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 02:06:41 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91430 SPARKLE FAIRY!

]]> By: faceh http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91428 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:52:06 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91428 Its funny, because I don’t get this joke.

]]> By: Ted http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91422 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:29:32 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91422 Jen: Wings? I don’t have wings!
Kira: Of course not. You’re a boy.

-Dark Crystal

]]> By: nytrydr http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91421 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:27:12 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91421 of all the things wrong with that movie, I think the movie was the worst

]]> By: SKW http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91420 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 01:17:02 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91420 Of all the things wrong with that movie, I think the visual direction was the worst.

]]> By: Twilighter http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91419 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:53:57 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91419 Guys now cmon’ I really like twilight the other 1′s are funny not this 1

]]> By: Zip Zop Zoobity Bop http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91417 Tue, 09 Feb 2010 00:20:05 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91417 He’s got white Gremlin ears!

]]> By: BBkay http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91412 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:30:15 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91412 And here’s the proof!!

]]> By: Miles http://celebs.icanhascheezburger.com/2010/02/08/celebrity-pictures-robert-pattinson-write-themselves/comment-page-1/#comment-91410 Mon, 08 Feb 2010 23:00:56 +0000 http://roflrazzi.com/?p=42336#comment-91410 If Robert and Dwayne Johnson got in a fairy fight, which fairy character would win?

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