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i’d bathe him before i killed him, to add insult to injury.
But if you bathe him, you won’t be able to kill him, you’ll go blind if you see him naked!
(I don’t understand why all these Twilight fan girls think he’s hot, even if they did make this decision before he decided to stop washing his hair.)
I’m kinda surprised that people can still come up with new “jokes” about Pattsinson-or-anything-else-related-to-Twilight. Frankly, I’m getting about as sick of this as I got of the whole hype around those stupid books and movies. And believe me, that’s saying something.
No, I’m not a Twilight-fan either. But can we please just ditch the Twitard jokes already and move on? Frankly speaking, I almost begin to miss the Winehouse-jokes.
Agreed, these Twilight “jokes” are making the Miley/Gaga captions and Monty Python crap (which was crap in itself anyways) seem fresh and entertaining.
There is a difference in that they’ve stopped slapping “RAWR VAMPIRES DON’T SPARKLE” on everything, but, my patience with the “bathe yourself” captions is starting to wear thin.
We don’t need to stop making fun of it, we need to do it differently.
I hate Twilight, and I’m tired of this garbage too.
GO EAT A CHEESEBURGER.
I do believe you mean “Go suck a PICKLE!” and Anti-Twilight FTW
But hey, he actually shaved this time! That’s a total plus.
appropirate? Is that like a professional pirate?
Don’t hate him. He hates SM and Twilight as much as we do.
Yes, but he’s helping her get richer by being in the movies. It’s a bit dishonest to whine about how you hate something, yet continue to support it.
You know they have him on contract. if he jumps ship he get’s his ass sued off.
So sick of these lame jokes about the people in Twilight or about the things in the books, seems like people that make these think it’s the “cool” thing to make fun of, get new jokes plz
Why do you people hate Twilight and the Twilight cast so much!? I love Twilight and the cast is really talented, if you didn’t think they were talented in Twilight then watch other movies they played in,, trust me, they’re really talented. And who are you people to say they’re not, you people CAN’T act, and you’re on icanhascheeseburger mocking great people when you probably aren’t any better then you say they are… that’s pathetic…
And Twilight is a great love story, it’s a modern Romeo and Juliet wich is one of the greatest love storys of all time, why can’t Twilight be that..
get a life…
Twilight is NOT a great love story. Edward is abusive and manipulative and Bella is just filled with lust, not love. Plus Romeo and Juliet died out of sheer stupidity in the end; Romeo loved the idea of being in love. It was a story of bullheaded romance rather than true love. And while we’re on the subject, Heathcliffe and Cathy are incapable of love, they only love themselves because they are that selfish and they are apathetic of other people; they again only lust for each other. Twilight is NOT a great love story. And talented? Seriously? When that girl who plays Bella looks like she’s had too much botox? Does the girl ever change facial expression? Having watched it….no.
If you enjoy Twilight then fine. But the author needs a slap for hating her own sex by rendering the main character incapable of handling her own life, being unable to function without a man, and have the romantic hero be a nasty, domineering, manipulative stalker. I love romantic films and books too, dont get me wrong, but it should be romance, not stalking.
Gee, Clair, That’s a lot of rant there! Twilight is a book for adolescents. Every adolescent I know is just as misguided, imature and drama filled. Especially when parents are as absent as Bella’s parents are. Edward is just a foil to bounce Bella’s immature adolescent emotions off.
It’s true that Bella is a great representation of misguided teenage girls with mostly absent parents. The problem with Twilight is she never grows out of her need to be dependent on someone. If she grew into a mature adult who is in love with someone but could still stand fine on her own, then she would have been a great role model. But she doesn’t. So yeah, it is kind of like Romeo and Juliet in that they’re two characters who think they’re in love, but really just lust for each other and have no future together.
These are all good reasons to hate twilight, but i still cant get over the fact that the vampires sparkle in the sun. and i resent the whole ‘teen girls are all whiny little drama queens stereotype’ my friends and i all hate the drama queens and think they should get real lives so they’ll stop gossiping about the rest of us.
Bella’s parents aren’t absent, though, she’s just a whiny 2D character with no personality to speak of. Charlie has always been there for her, even if he’s a little awkward, he at least tries. She just blows him off. For her stalker. And Bella is the one who left her mom, not the other way around.
Aside from that, even if the book is targeted toward adolescents, that doesn’t excuse Bella’s lack of character.
But in this case, it would look a million times better.
Look! It’s Cedric Diggory!
A constipated scowl isn’t an appropriate substitute for acting either.
Anyone here ever see ‘Remember me’ or ‘Little Ashes?’ The truth is out there people…Pattinson CAN act (and smile for that matter) ….who knew?
I blame the middle school Twitards for all of this ‘love it/hate it’ crap.