I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
But it’s better than seeing Twilight
(Haley Joel Osment)
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I have no desire to see “Twilight”. I’ve been informed, though, that being a Transformers mom is okay.
Yes, but are you crushing on Shia Labeouf, or Optimus Prime?
No, JOHN TURTURRO! lol!
Or Jetfire.
Epic Win!
I second that!!
lol so true
FWI, Twilight is awsome and so is New Moon, and so are the rest of them! I seriously have no idea why there are Twilight haters, much less why they hate it!
I hate it because I hate the romance it presents. I do not like how she is clingy, nor do I like how Edward is possessive of her. I do not like the writing style either
you forgot to say that after new moon & sparkleboy cullen takes his shirt off everyone needs mind bleach.
LOL you almost made me spit milk all over my computer screen! as hilarious as it is true. xD
And also there is a lot of clichés and plots form other vampires romances (mangas, series, books etc)
and even-thought it’s shows as a new type of view of vampire history….
Because maybe some people just don’t like it- ever think of THAT?!
wait wait, timeout. vamps are dead arent they?
Nope, they’re undead. It’s different
vampires are undead. but twilight fairys (sparkleian wimpicous) and twitards (sparkleian obsessicous) cant seem to tell the diffrence undead vampires and people who bathe in glitter instead of sleeping with eating and mentel disorders. Most humans (homo sapiens) are sane enough. but those who aren’t are classified as an entirely different species.
You forgot to mention the two different species of Twitard. They are both equally dangerous, but for different reasons.
Species 1: Fangirlius Skweemius. The typical squeemish (that a word?) fangirl. Ranges in age between 12-19. Travels in groups of no less than 7. When rarely encountered alone, this species is naught but a minor nuisance, and can safely be ignored. However, any twilight bashers (May their eternally non-sparkly souls be blessed) are advised to prepare accordingly when dealing with large infestations, as many an inexperianced basher has found to his or her misfortune that the danger level rises exponentially for each additional member of the Twilight group. Thus, some young bashers have been subjugated to such tortures and ailments as “Sparklification” (death by choking on sparklies) and Blindness (caused by intense sparkle)
Species 2: TwiMotherus FreakUsOutAlotius. The evolved form of Species 1. ALWAYS travels in groups of at least 9, commonly reffered to as a “Book Club.” Highly experianced and brave bashers have reported that Species 2 congregates at certain internet locales. TwiMom .com is the only established nest, but bashing remains slow to come, as Species 2, being older, have certain powers that can forestall a good bashing. As most bashers are in the same age range as Species 1, they are at a disadvantage when dealing with Species 2. In addition to causing Blindness and Sparklification, Species 2 has two more deadly abilities. The lesser ability of the two, known as “OMG, What the f**k is that crazy woman doing? I need mind bleach STAT!” is still immensely dangerous, especially to any nearby male bashers, as the prospect of 40+ woman dressing like teens to attend a twilight premiere is enought to disable most bashers for weeks on end.
The final ability, which takes place in only very rare and unusual circumstances, is known as “Conversion.”
The only reported case of this ability comes from the account of one of the Species 2 members of TwiMoms . com, whereas the twitard was distraught to discover that her beloved daughter was an experianced and successfull Twi-basher. Via removal of internet, books unrelated to twilight, and forced compulsion to remain indoors to read and watch twilight, the brave soul of the poor basher was slowly twisted into a hideous monstrosity. AntiBasherous WeaponesDeTwitardius. Beware, these Ex-bashers know all basher techniques, and are as dangerous as an entire “Book Club” of Species 2.
Thank you for reading, and I hope you all remain safe from these truly dangerous and inhumane animals.
Someone’s got free time…
haha, so true, so true
sorry 2 ruin ur speech dude, but squeemish means that ur afraid of dead animals (birds or rodents) or bugs or worms. BTW i only read the 1st part bcoz it was 2 long
Careful not to let the sunlight hit you……you might SPARKLE!! lame
Ooookay, so what you’re trying to say is that this movie Twilight is bad… hmm, I think I read about that somewhere already, but I can’t quite put my finger on it. It was discussed quite a lot. There was this website, with lots of pictures of famous people, complete with captions… hmm maybe it was lolphotographer.com… no wait, that’s not right. Hahacelebpictures.com? No, that’s not it either… Ah c’mon, help me out here, people…
I think the word you’re looking for is “Transformers.” Take it from a guy who wasn’t raised on either franchise and has no bias towards either one to begin with.
I’d rather be gagged and tied, being forced to watch Transformers a million, billion times in a row than be subjected to freaky Twilight obsessers. People like Transformers because it doesn’t spawn screeching fangirls and their spastic mommies because of some bad writing and a weird relationship.
So you just hate Twilight fans as opposed to Twilight itself and the series would be more bearable without them? That’s what I’m reading.
Hey roflrazzi, get new jokes, repeating the same few over and over isn’t funny to anyone with a memory of more than a few minutes
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
But it’s better than seeing another Twilight caption.
Ahahaha! Spot on dude, spot on. Pattinson hasn’t disappeared off the main page or there’s another Twitard-joke.
Don’t you just long to the good ol’ days, with the Winehouse-cracks (pun intended) and the Paris Hilton-jokes… I mean, the latter has starred in a few movies as well, and I hear no-one about HER “acting”-skills.
I SEE SPARKLE PEOPLE!!!!!
i love it!!! twilight suck, and six sense rocks!
i have never seen Twilight/Sixth Sense/ Transformers/ etc…. geez…i am boring!