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She has a beautiful face and pretty eyes.
And odds are, if you met her face to face, you wouldn’t notice either.
(Scarlett Johansson)
She should share with the less fortunate.
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Kill yourself your failtroll.
St Trinian’s is an anarchic school for uncontrollable girls. The film opens with meek and timid Annabelle Fritton, niece of the highly eccentric headmistress Miss. Camilla Dagey Fritton, being admitted to the school by her father Carnaby. She meets Kelly Jones, head girl, who shows her around the school and introduces the various cliques in the school – Posh Totty (slang for gorgeous upper class girls), Chavs, Emos, Geeks and First Years…It is revealed that she is a very good painter. Camilla then makes Annabelle feel better by helping her to release her anger and making her feel like part of the family.
The girls hatch a plan to steal the famous “Girl with a Pearl Earring”, which one of the girls mistakes for a painting of Scarlett Johansson. They organize a school trip to the London National Art Gallery where it is being held, to scope out the scene. After seeing how difficult it is going to be, they decide to use the TV Quiz Show ‘School Challenge’ as a cover to get into the building. The finals of the competition would be filmed in the grand hall of the gallery
Scarlett Johansson is the pretentious ho that Ryan Reynolds cheated on Alanis Morissette with.
Never use a preposition to end a sentence with, Elle.
Thanks, Jon, those internet celeb hobags always make me forget my English lessons.
Did all of you forget your English lessons? Scarlett Johansson is the pretentious ho with which Ryan Reynolds cheated on Alanis Morissette, REGARDLESS OF YOUR ENDING!!!!
*ahem* “… is the pretentious ho with WHOM Ryan Reynolds cheated…”
I don’t blame him; She’s smokin.
The “omgz boobs! She has a fayce?!1!” captions are getting old.
Getting?
THIS!!!
Could be worse. Could be another “skinny girls are evil” caption.
no golden globes comment?
Those have to be fake I dont remember her having such big ones
They can and do change naturally…different types of medications as well as gaining or losing weight affect boob size.
Scarlet also has an enormous Johansson.
Nice Robot Chicken reference!
Thanks. That show rocks.
I love Pillows
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I dunno ’bout her face or eyes, but I didn’t even notice the top line of the caption at first! ;-p
**sigh** She gets to sleep (and do other delicious things) with Ryan Reynolds. Lucky wench.
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Picard?
Someone should come up with a motorboat version for pics like this.
…are we still allowed to say ewwww? I, for one, hope never to see the words
“delicious” and “Ryan Reynolds” in the same sentence, ever again!
Yeah, if I met Scarlett Johansson in person I’d spend the whole time talking to her chest. WHAT THE FRICKING HELL. This is FRICKING STUPID. PLEASE STOP THESE.
She’s gorgeous, and I never really noticed her boobs before.
are the boobs a 3d drawing?
If you don’t want people to stare, you shouldn’t go out wearing those breasts…
ryan reynolds, you lucky bastard!
if you saw her act on stage in A View From The Bridge and saw how f-ing brilliant she is, you’d get your minds out of the gutter.
is she really great on stage? i’m so happy that the show is a success. i don’t live in the US, so i can’t see her, but i like her. she should make more complex movies.
Yeah, Woody Allen doesn’t pick women to star in his movies just because they’re young and hot. I mean that without irony, the guy’s a consummate filmmaker in spite of the icky stuff he did a while back.
never happen
ewww, her!
Agreed. I’d most likely be staring at her breasts too since her face isn’t really anything to write home about.
I HAVE met her in person, through a mutual friend, and I was completely turned off. Spoiled little brat, thought the world of herself, and couldn’t muster a damn for anyone else in the world. Thought she was far more intelligent than she actually is. Poor excuse for an actress, poor excuse for a singer, poor excuse for a person. All the “boobies” in the world can’t make up for that.
Her face is quite mediocre and she’s got acting skills of a rubber doll, if it wasn’t for the boobs she wouldn’t be anybody’s “muse”. The only thing that makes her better actress than Megan Fox is better choice of movies.
Captioner seems to have forgotten “lips like a prolapsed colon”.
Face????
What Face?
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