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Finally America got the Brokeback Mountain Sequel that they always wanted
(Penelope Cruz and Salma Hayek)
And here’s the one you don’t want to see.
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FIIIIR… Hell no.
I hereby approve production of this movie IMMEDIATELY. Don’t even bother to change, girls. Black and white is fine with me.
Ahh Bandidas.. The DVD has a funny bait and switch warning on the cover. You have a picture of Penélope Cruz and Selma Hayek and said warning some nudity. Nice!! I rent it and find out the only one getting naked is Steve Zahn!! Thanks fer nothing!!
yeah. it wasn’t a bad movie though (not very good, just not bad) and Steve Zahn is hilarious as usual.
And start the flame war over double standards in 3… 2… 1…
You’re right, it is a double standard. The caption is still funny, though.
Absolutely have to agree. And as far as double standards go, I’ve grown up and learned that the world is always going to have them, so there’s no point in complaining about it. I just posted my previous comment because I know that somewhere down the comment line someone is going to try to make a big deal out of it.
True and true.
Screw arguing about double standards, those two are H-O-double-T!
It’s really easy to say that when you’re not the subject of said double-standard.
Men are constantly the subject of double standards.
I like having double standards but it makes me mad when other people do.
yay boobs
I LOVE BOOBS!!!!
Sigh.
I love penis
You couldnt give me a ticket to that movie. Well, you could give it to me. I would just scalp it to some straight dude or lesbian, I guess.
Huh, I’m not particularly attracted to woman either, but if it’s a good love story I’d see it.
I thought females were the majority in this country? <_<? And that between gay males and gay females there were more gay males… Correct me if my relative understanding of demographics is wrong, but I'm pretty sure there'd be less interest in this movie D: *you may also insert a generic rant about double-standards here.*
The demographics you should be looking for, is the vast horde of straight males, and the rather significant number of bisexual/”bi-curious” females, who enjoy some good girl-on-girl action. Particularly when they are such fine specimens as these two gorgeous ladies.
As to the double standards, it’s a well-documented scientific fact that both men and women, of straight and gay orientations, generally find females more appeasing to look at, and put a significantly higher premium on female beauty, than they do on male ditto. Yes, including gay men.
In short: Everything is better with girls.
Or put mathematically: X<X+girl.
The particular formula for this movie would be X<X+(girl*hotness)^2
“it’s a well-documented scientific fact that both men and women, of straight and gay orientations, generally find females more appeasing to look at, and put a significantly higher premium on female beauty, than they do on male ditto.”
Documented by MALE SCIENTISTS, in what was no doubt a completely unbiased fashion. *eyeroll* I’m so glad you mansplained that, thanks.
86.3 per cent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
We’ve always found the female body more appealing? Tell that to the ancient Greeks.
Your comment is win.
Ai cahn’t queeeet jooo.
***spoiler warning*** One of those girls gonna get beaten to death with a curling iron.
*joins in on Caerula’s rant about double standards*
There are other uses for a curling iron…………
Um, bow-chika-bow-bow?
OW-Chicka-OW-OW
Indeed.
But I liked Brokeback Mountain.
I think they’d have to call it “Boob Rack Mountain.”
^WIN
haha
I’d like to thank the makers of Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
I second this wholeheartedly.
I third this with great enthusiasm!
ROFL
I wonder which one will be beaten to a bloody pulp.
I’ve seen this movie about 1,000 times before, starring different lead actresses. But I’d pay to see the re-enactment starring these two.
funny movie, it always makes me laugh. nota very complex or original one, but still enertaining and fun to watch.
sadly for you boys, they don’t kiss. but they’re still hot
According to the majority in the world, if it’s two men, it’s wrong. If it’s two women, it’s amazing. THAT MAKES ME SICK.
Thank you for proving me right.
Muy caliente. I wouldn’t mind watching THAT.
I heard the working title is Brokeback II: The Fur Traders
After the last few decades of the gay community declaring ‘the self-evident gay subtext’ in every male duo that ever existed in fact, film, or print, I guess calling ‘lesbian’ on two straight female characters in a movie without an iota of girl-girl subtext is just equal rights. Yay?
Penelope is so beautiful!
I wouldn’t be surprised if there weren’t a bunch of ‘sequels’ out right now.
I can die happy now.
It’s kind of cute how men think they’re everybody. America got what it wanted? Maybe half of America, since I’d estimate all the queers even out.
Not that I’m complaining. Pretty!
That is so frigging hot.
0.0
*crickets chirp in the background*
i’m sorry i forgot where this was going i was….distracted
BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!111
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